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Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory...

Yo Momma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl....

Yo momma do ugly, she made Onions cry....

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.....

Yo momma z so fat wen she passd by d t.v screen u missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama is so hairy that she barbs punk hair style in her pussy

You momma is so dumb, she gave birth to you

Yo Mama is so fat...her picture fell off the wall.

Yo Mama Is so short....her legs shows in her passport photograph.

Yo momma is so ugly.. her birth certificate reads expired

Yo mama is so ugly.. She went into an haunted house and came back with a job application

Yo mama is so stupid.. she puts lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind.

Yo mama is so fat.. people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama is so stupid. she studies for an HIV test

Yo momma so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a blue-tooth

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, people think the bus is coming

Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said 'sorry, no professionals'

Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention!

sheelay: Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention!

yo mama is so slow,it took her 2hrs to look at 1hr

sheelay: Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention!

yo mama is so slow,it took her 2hrs to look at 1hr

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Yo Momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car..

Yo momma so stupid, she was yelling into the mailbox, we ask her what's she doing, she said she's sending a voice mail

Yo momma so stupid she tries to eat an iPhone cos it has apple on it

Yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered

Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama is so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven!

sheelay: Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory...

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Yo mama is so fat, when she got in a monster truck it became a low rider