That's just it Vesc,the people are living their lives but not to worry life will soon give us something to rant about.

Touche, ma'am, touche.

OK this is my writeup which primarily depicts my take on sex. . . the most over used word and under utilized art in this world

i am not just into sex, i am an avid student of sex, i believe sex is not just about getting that release or what is informally tagged heavenly feeling. . . .sex is an art form and like some many other art forms evolution takes place, from choice of art(straight or man-lover) to style/ slant of art. .(fetishes etc)

sex is a flow, like that which you dictate on canvass paper, every stroke no matter how slow/fast/deep/shallow just like on canvass is deliberate. . . . of course anyone can carry crayon and draw mangoes but a true genius knows,weighs, measures , his palate, canvass, brushes , colors, lightening etc. . . . . . at the end of the day the result which may be , bright, Gothic, shocking, sweet,life like etc takes our breathe away. . . .this my fellow ranters is true art. . . .sex in its purest form and very few people are maestros of it . . . . most just carry crayon and paper,chalk and blackboard etc to task. . . .

a few pointers for you all. . . .

know your slant: your intimate orientation
know your palate/canvass: true maestros choose special canvass and don't make use of canvasses because they are available, take the one you can work with, that which would enhance your work.
be aware of your brush strokes: let every movement on your canvass be pre determined, dont let over eagerness kill or mar your anticipated strokes
your setting: matters a whole lot, for it dictates the pace of the mood. . .dark, smoky warrants slow, light or dark with intrusion of lights . . .leans towards fast angry strokes. .


what can i say? only pure breeds would know. . . . . if you dey carry crayon and paper this would sail over you and hell you would even be justified in calling me a freak. . . but remember i called my self a freak first so doesn't count. . . . . i am a SATYR and i am not ashamed . . . .

My response exactly.

Wow ari is sure ranting tot dis thread had its obituary all over nl

lol @ iice and Ejadamen

it is a rant. . or a write. . . .dont worry give it time it wld come to you . . . . . .if you have a firm grasp of Freud and Psychoanalysis . . . .


@ idowuogbo

this thread is an extension of some of the greatest minds to ever grace nairaland . . . .thus like minds, it cant die, it may fade away or get rusty with time

Hey Ari! I was rendered speechless not stupid. I understand your rant/write. The subject was just unexpected.

my apologies then for assuming otherwise

i am not sooo happy with you @ iice

hmmmm. . . . . .its been 4years or so?

you dint even bother to ask if i was still living

Ariblaze blazed and got so high he achieved escape velocity. Now he has the head of an elephant and several extra legs. Plus extra of the other leg and he thinks he knows how to please a woman. I saw, I conquered, I came is how one dude sees it. We used to eat each other raw and nothing has changed.

Vesc feels better

vesc i missed you too bitch. . .since it seems nowadays you enjoy talking to yourself on twitter

Hey! This is a rant page,not a lover's forum. Get a room both of you.

get a room

i do it on the road now adays



lol @ iice i will

I'm annoyed, really annoyed. What rubbish! What nanzenze! How can generations come and go and still the same problem persists? One sentence sums up my current rage:

DEATH TO PHCN!!!

Ejadamen:

I'm annoyed, really annoyed. What rubbish! What nanzenze! How can generations come and go and still the same problem persists? One sentence sums up my current rage:

DEATH TO PHCN!!!

hahahahahha

mine is something similar but instead of PHCN try putting all mechanical engineers. . .lol

err netose . . . .i am one, but then again why not


death to me

death to us all

for cowards we are

laziness is the frame work of our bones

the fiber of our being is interwoven by self serving attitude

PHCN is bad, yet we rant,rave go and buy generators , then clam up

fuel price is on the rise, we play lip service to demonstrating but alas we sit

hospitals are not functioning , standards are bad, doctors are quakes, equipments are obsolete

but it is our way for we are used to it, pray fervently and you will avoid the hsp

rather than challenge the status quo, demand our taxes should work

we sit and pray to go for intervention,faith without actions

just like the ghost bride waits for her groom

we go wait die.


so yes my good friend you are correct, by extension death to us all

for we are too lazy a people to fight for life.

(_Twitches)

firestar, you got flu?

i believe i am pele ooo


you should come and write about you sneezing, may make for an interesting read

Seizing the moment
The fleeting moment
Lest my anger fades
And my wrath, you evade

Netotse wants to electrocute us
Firestar is quenched with a cold
Ariblaze, still high on cannabis
All of you bore me in many fold

I will now go and die alone without pain
The last warrior of a lost way
I will not be ranting ever again
If this is the kinda bullshit y'all have to say

Wha shoulda rant 'bout?
Natin sp3'shal.
Iz da h33t getin tu ya?
Swi'ch plac3s n' f33l lik3 Frank yu-kno-hu on da h3t s333t.
Sayva it yll yu can.
Yua Iq d3y outsyd3 yua h3ad. . .
D3y orb33t.
Yu no grab w3tin ma ind3ks as ihn d3y rotat3 n3ah ma 33ar m3an??
Na blu3print.

lol i like

hope you feel better now sha?>

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The influence of influenza makes you not very fluent.

They say the flu is not the same with the cold. Yeah, well, whatever.