Let's face it, footballers have a lot of time to
kill.
After training for a couple of hours in the morning,
it seems temptation ends up getting the better of
most of them – and by the end of the day they've
created a new goal celebration.
Some of them are inspired, but most of them are truly
awful.
Here are five of the most annoying…
5. Robbie Keane | 'Cartwheel, roll, hands'
Had Robbie Keane just done this the one time -
when he scored a dramatic late equaliser against
Germany for the Republic of Ireland at the 2002
World Cup finals - that would have been fine and
dandy. In fact, it actually looked pretty good on that
occasion.
But scoring tap-ins for Tottenham, Liverpool or LA
Galaxy – big no, no.
The older he gets, the worse it looks. You'll end up pulling a muscle soon.
Watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAATIHS430s
4. Cristiano Ronaldo | "I'm here!"
Cristiano Ronaldo has only started doing this
recently, but it's infuriating.
After scoring an important goal, the Portuguese
superstar will arrogantly point to himself and then
to the ground – repeat process until everyone in the
stadium wants to hurt you.
It's a team game, Ronnie: go celebrate with your
team-mates instead of feeding your planet-sized ego.
People will like you more.
Watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcAOVQV3peA
3.Carlos Tevez | The Tevez twerk
My eyes! Oh, the humanity.
Fortunately Carlos Tevez only produced this awful
celebration a few times during his spell at
Manchester City – but it was still a few times too
many.
I'm not sure what sparked it but, to be frank, I don't
particularly want to know.
Remember: what has been seen cannot be unseen.
So think before watching this clip.
Watch, if you dare, here: http://
youtu.be/9dy3is0p6GY
2. Gareth Bale | The trademarked heart
Football officially jumped the shark in August 2013,
when Gareth Bale successfully trademarked his
heart celebration.
The most expensive footballer of all time started this
nonsense with Tottenham and continues to do it at
Real Madrid.
When he scored on his Real Madrid debut against
Villarreal earlier this season the world held its
collective breath as Bale celebrated with his team-
mates rather than make a child-like heart sign with
his hands.
But in the nick of time he remembered. Thank
goodness.
Watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUB1gr8QXO8?
t=1m7s
1. Daniel Sturridge | Worst.Dance.Ever
It was better when Daniel Sturridge was at Chelsea.
He rarely scored and, subsequently, we never got to
see this terrible, terrible dance.
The England international has been prolific at
Liverpool, which is a huge shame because we've all
seen this dance more times than we'd care to
remember recently.
What is it? Why does he always do it? These are two
of life's unanswered questions.
Watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGNZirswkaU


list would also include michu,bellamy,peter crouchs' robotic dance,........anything that involves dancing


What's yours??

Kneeling down to touch the floor with head by muslim players. U know the Allahu ahkbar thing. That's boring.

Syenite: Kneeling down to touch the floor with head by muslim players. U know the Allahu ahkbar thing. That's boring.

lol but christians also point their finger to the sky or cross themselves

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thegoodjoehunt3: Tevez Nyansh dance is the most irritating ever. He can make an opposing fan shoot himself. Fifa should ban Tevez from doing that dance.

why ?

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ggrin:
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if i slap that "b" you're shaking ehn?

Syenite:
Kneeling down to touch the floor with head by muslim players. U know the Allahu ahkbar thing. That's boring.

this your post is awful.

thegoodjoehunt3:
Tevez Nyansh dance is the most irritating ever. He can make an opposing fan shoot himself. Fifa should ban Tevez from doing that dance.

Not as annoying as when he pull that baby stuff out$plug his mouth.