That I'm dating a catholic priest. It turns out the girl that started the rumour mistook me for someone else. I've never been more shocked in my life. I'm not even catholic!

Omo somebody started the rumor that I was arrestd for hacking into ********** files. This was after I went missing from school for a month. Omo come see na wen ah resume! Codename : Hacklord!.. . . .recently, Sum even startd saying Ah Fine Pass SEUN. . . Imagine. . . .

Abu Mikey:

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Abu watsup with your home girl martha?

It's either you dey follow TheBeat fm or they're following you...

Danhumprey: You should be happy that somebody said so.

abi o

#me@:
Some punks here said im gay. How the fuq can a girl be gay?? May thunder faya dem.
I luv Alampasu :*

actually that is not a lie... Your profile says you're a female, but i swear you act like a broad shouldered male, if You're not a male, then You're a masculine female, if You're not a masculine female then i don't exist!!

Nomski0: 100% sure.

Wow! I would take that as a treat.

That anytime i wanna sew my cloth ..i dey tell the tailor make he lenghten the pocket because my money don plenty

Gbajabiamila1: It's either you dey follow TheBeat fm or they're following you...

Dem dey follow sef. Abeg carry ya rubbish dey go.

Gbajabiamila1: It's either you dey follow TheBeat fm or they're following you...

Dem dey follow pesin sef. Abeg carry ya rubbish dey go.

olanre12: abi o

Na so ooo.

#me@:
Some punks here said im gay. How the fuq can a girl be gay?? May thunder faya dem.
I luv Alampasu :*

Mehn, diz gal pix gada oo;
ìf truly she is a lady

i heard that i'm so proud, e gba mi o

Dat I was datin a gal in my area, dat I broke ha virginity, we'll she was one of d finest gals in my area bt I didn't like ha,cos she was a flirt,d tin is dat I dnt even talk wt d gal, but all of ha frends we're all sayin we were datin,even my guys we're part of d rumor ,de said so many tins dat I cudnt beliv,den my gf even believed,she even threatened to brk up dat I was cheatin,and everybody was sayin it,my frends, d gals frends,infact every1 around my area tot so, it was so anoyin

Elliotwiz1: actually that is not a lie... Your profile says you're a female, but i swear you act like a broad shouldered male, if You're not a male, then You're a masculine female, if You're not a masculine female then i don't exist!!

is dat all, ok.
U may now leave d stage. Thanks

Moxie4lyf:
Mehn, diz gal pix gada oo;
ìf truly she is a lady

if u go blind, e no consaign me.

Management accusing me of sleeping with all the chevron guys in the hotel i used to work. I cried the whole day, i was 19 then sha....but if i hear that rubbish now, that manager die well. I don't take nonsense now

End time rumours






My goat puts on his seat bet without help from anyone.

wen pple were spreadn rumour dat hv bn visitn ashi ux,wheras na club tins,me dey go do ,flejor,i felt bad bcuz i cn nvr go low phuckn an ashi nvr....**

#me@:
Some punks here said im gay. How the fuq can a girl be gay?? May thunder faya dem.
I luv Alampasu :*

drop it already.

berem: .... I was a truant in school and I lived with my boyfriend during my university days.

But it's true.



@topic, I heard some ladies say I be african machine when it comes to s*x. Who wan try?

I was accused of been a witch and a mammy water when i was in Jss1.It was good because seniors got scared of me.

sexkillzmother: tht sexkillz got killed by sex

yaa vex nor b here.lol

#me@:
Some punks here said im gay. How the fuq can a girl be gay?? May thunder faya dem.
I luv Alampasu :*

is dt ur lowest? Smbdy bring me ma vaseline abeg, if e finish then bring dt engine oil, e fit do

That I was fuckkking my music Director's son,to get more solos in the choir.I was pissed cuz he was nt even my choir master 2 begin with,we were jst gud friends.
Well MI said it all in dat "Nobody" track.

1. They said i was a lesbian...because i was married to my books and Jesus..haha
2. They said i was member of an occultic kingdom.."Queen of the coast & co."..simply because one third-rate so called MOG felt my ccomplexion and the length of my hair was somehow "abnormal"
3. "No let her baby face deceive you ooo na old mama be that oo...na so thier family dey dem no dey old"....lol

That I'm a "woman wrapper" a whole me? Impossible!

Dat i married an americana secretly and my mom chop d bride price and evritin alone.

It was rumourd last yr dat all d Trucks wit d inscriptn(GOODS ONLY) were all mine............(2)Another 1 dat hapnd dis yrz was dat ma face wl appear on 5k note proposd by CBN...........(3)Dat Mtn signd me 4 their Top-up advert.Plz kindly ignore all.Tnx

[quote
author=gbemies]Hi nairalanders, what is the worst rumour you have heard
about yourself? E.g A guy telling his friends dat he has slept wit u
countles times and its all lies.[/quote] they said am so rich wen am stil hustlin

#me@:

if u go blind, e no consaign me.

This eyes have seen Greater things than dat;

lagcity:

Naija ppl are very emotional. they read half a sentence, throw their hands on their heads and scream mogbe ooo.