adegwurulez: guy come dey drop update na, even if na short one

How far nau adegwurulez

Adegwu ur one in a billion.....thanks a bunch.......i promise to come n appease the Gods when i resume.....u too much.....and to my guys commenting thanks a lot.....we'll surely enjoy this ride together.....

Updates will be coming bits by bits...,the phone wey i dey use type na crap......una go manage am sha.......enuf of talk lets get down to business....

Intrestn, pls kip updatn.

mistah_teepex: Updates will be coming bits by bits...,the phone wey i dey use type na crap......una go manage am sha.......enuf of talk lets get down to business....

guy wen u go drop d bomb naw wanna see more! Waiting patiently

Readone3.5L:

How far nau adegwurulez

chairman, ur boy dey o

****DEDICATED TO MY OGA. ADEGWURULEZ******** »»»»»»»»»»»when u enta GOBE werrin u go exclaim..,my own exclamation na....i don die!!!««««««««««« immediately i jumped out of the window i no knw whether my mind start to dey play with me or na real life wey i just hear one thick voice......"hey u bargar ur pman lastman here" when i turned back to look at the person who had the voice. Lo n behold it was the most ruthless of all seniors in the skul senior augustine the labour prefect....omo the parents of this senior gave him the perfect name cuz him ogo long No be small.....e just be like sey dem attach the ogo by force.....na so me sef i carry my tiny legs start to dey run go meet am....b4 i fit talk jack i received the floggin of my life..the weyree senior used this VALENTINO belt wan pieces my fine back......na so him com talk sey make i go join my fellow escapees wey don form long chain dey do hunches...,NB:Hunches just be like frog jump but e no dey less pass 1000...omo that day just be like sey i die com ressurect again....... Na so i live my life till e reach exam period........Anybody that attended a boarding skul can testify to the glory of God what happens during exams..... Exam period attracts what i call OWU BREEZE.,.Walai nobody can escape diz breeze of lack in skul......the so called OWU BREEZE also has an elder broda called SWARA...The both of them are brodas in arms.....in this period thats when u start to cherish command beans....some peeps can eat diz beans to the extend of repeating a class in skul....nau back to the matter....na so diz OWU BREEZE blow little teepex sotay broom stick fat pass am sef....after all the suffering of jss1 i went to the next level of my life in comlag.. --------TO BE CONTINUED.. ---------

.................******************** Na so i continue my mumu jew life until i ball in jss3.........omo that class na sweet class oh.!....na then my eyes com dey open 4 dem gals....,.i resumed skul normal normal me sef don dey addressed as senior teepex........omo e sweet me no be small but the thing be sey i no wicked sake of sey i no get big stature......i dey fear dem juniors dem wey dem big pass me sake of sey dem fit treat my bleep up......omo na so i start to dey commit crimes 4 skul o.....i still dey wonder why i no enta GUARD ROOM throughout my days in skul...... The first crime wey i commit na when my armu roba skul fadas sent me to go and start stealing singlets and hangers.....omo see bling bling white singlets wey i steal ehn u sef go dey feel me......sotay e get one white chase deer wey i shake like dat.....omo na him d owner nab me o....omo no be small gbege i enta o.. Na God deliver me from that ish o....i commited some petty crimes like that like skipping classes and prep.....sotay 4 my mind i dey feel like bad man....the last and most dangerous crime wey i commit na when my skul pops ordered his boy sir teepex to go and steal skul electric wire from the toilet......NB:those days we no get light 4 skul toilet and bobos go dey shyte 4 ground.....na so commandant cum order dem electricians to fix light bulb 4 there......back to the matter..... when i was about going 4 the operation by 12midnight my armu roba skul pops equiped me with a sharp knife....come see as i be like EZIO 4 assasins creed.......na so some seniors wey dem dey on patrol 4 lights out come ask me werrin i dey do 4 outside n why i dress like that....na so me just bail out oh.....i no want wahala.. When i finally got to the place of operation na him i start to dey cut wire oh.....i cut plenty wire ehn sotay u go think sey i wan go sell 4 alaba market..in the course of operating na so a large beam of light from a popular torch known as CATCH THIEF TORCH shone.

Make una manage chop this update......phone wey i dey use na crap....hopefully new one go soon come asper xmas/admission gift......*winks*......abeg i need corrections where am wrong..........

Following. I'm an ex commando from command ikeja 09 set

amigos: Following. I'm an ex commando from command ikeja 09 set

welcome ma'am

Boss, nice story... Am ready to learn from this piece so bring it on...

KingzPen: Boss, nice story... Am ready to learn from this piece so bring it on...

Ah boss ke! Me be ur pikin o...just encourage me and correct me.. Na my first write up b diz..even if i need spanking dont hesitate to give yo boy..

tnks for the dedication teepex. Please try to avoid shorthand. Some peeps actually stop reading when they dont understand your shorthand and try to space your worrk, it makes reading easier. You are doing great btw.

adegwurulez: tnks for the dedication teepex. Please try to avoid shorthand. Some peeps actually stop reading when they dont understand your shorthand and try to space your worrk, it makes reading easier. You are doing great btw.

Thanks bruv...already noted....actually i type in full words but condition actually made me type short hand......btw nice title 4 yo new thread

mistah_teepex: Thanks bruv...already noted....actually i type in full words but condition actually made me type short hand......btw nice title 4 yo new thread

tnx... u neva repair ur phone?

adegwurulez:
tnx... u neva repair ur phone?

nah jare.....let symbian goan rest 4 nau...planning to get a droid device.

Guys pls dont leave me S.O.L.O .....i need ur comments to give me the driving force to continue with this story.....u need to know how i feel when i open my thread and i see no comments.....pls encourage me and correct me where i need it..-thankx in anticipation

Your determination is the key factor here, Sir... Write as if you're the only one on NL... Don't expect comments from anybody to move on because some comments might not be genuine... You know yourself better than anyone does so drive yourself yourself... You have it in you so why beg for what you have... You are already a writer, even a genius at that, so don't wait for Mr A or Mrs B to tell you what you know or what you suppose to know... Boss, ride on like you are writing for an ending world... You are your own ginger so move on... Itz in You!!!

mistah_teepex: Guys pls dont leave me S.O.L.O .....i need ur comments to give me the driving force to continue with this story.....u need to know how i feel when i open my thread and i see no comments.....pls encourage me and correct me where i need it..-thankx in anticipation

Confam...nice story!! . . My life in comlag was an adventure!!

KingzPen: Your determination is the key factor here, Sir... Write as if you're the only one on NL... Don't expect comments from anybody to move on because some comments might not be genuine... You know yourself better than anyone does so drive yourself yourself... You have it in you so why beg for what you have... You are already a writer, even a genius at that, so don't wait for Mr A or Mrs B to tell you what you know or what you suppose to know... Boss, ride on like you are writing for an ending world... You are your own ginger so move on... Itz in You!!!

thanxxxxxxx boss of life I really appreciate yo encouragement.......

amosamali: Confam...nice story!! . . My life in comlag was an adventure!!

Weyree u don sho come bah ....... Anyways gimme ginger...... Comlag memories flooding in...... I tender Baba (Y)

just get down to d story jare...!!!

Comlag was hell tnk GOD am an ex commando nw 13 set

Guys make una no vex 4 me ....... i haven't abandoned this thread and i've been through a lot these past few days.......BIG UPS TO MY ABLE BOSSES......
ADEGWU AND AMALI....... THEY LITERALLY DRAGGED ME FROM MY HIDING PLACE....... Lol anyways I'm cooking something that's gonna drop in a moment....... Stay tuned.......

s/o to dem ex-commandoes here....... Pls u guys should encourage me.... Etz not easy to remember all that happened since seven years ago....... But that blood still runs through my veins,
I may be able to touch some important things like lyon shenk n the rest but we go see as e dey go na............ One love

typin.......

.************DEDICATED TO AMOSAMALI MY REAL NIGGA************
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I stood still on my tracks as the rays of the torch light shone on my face....... I knew running away immediately would be a very crucial mistake cuz this guard was well known for his sprinting prowess.......
As the guard approached me from afar my eyes caught the tools or should I say weapons of flogging in his two hands.... On one hand was his matchet and koboko and on the other hand was his torch.
He got to a considerable near distance from me and said.......''hey U, what are u doin there by this time of the night?'' I replied him and said ''uhm, I came to use the toilet cuz I was feeling pressed''. the guard then pointed his torch to my right hand that was already behind me and said '' what do you have there??'' I then lied to him that it was the tissue paper that I was going to use to clean up.
The guard did not buy my story and asked me to stretch forth my hand...... As he said that, two supernatural beings just ministered to me... One of them asked meet to surrender to the guard and beg him not to take me to the ''guard room'' while the other one just said to me '' ol boy lock up and bailout''....
''Omo if na you Werrin you go do''?? I decided to go with the option my mind nigga provided for me.... As the guard was about to pull out his koboko, I took off.
I dunno what spirit entered me because i'm not even an average sprinter(u can ask AMOSAMALI).
That night, my tiny feet did wonders cuz in that situation I was in I could even outrun Oqa ''usain bolt''. After sprinting my life out of my body, I entered into the junior staff quarters called''batcher'', There I saw many boys purchasing snacks illegally, I just quickly joined them..
NB:i still had the wire tied round my right hand.
Not too long after I arrived there, someone just raised an alarm that ''papa NENE'' i.e. The guard was in hot pursuit. Immediately boys heard this, everybody scampered for safety including me.... I was glad that I was not caught, if not I would have known why davido sang ''GOBE''.
five minutes later I arrived at my cave... Lol
Most of you will laff at me when I tell you I lived in a cave....''ex-commandoes una remember that cave Wey dey beside palm house juniors dorm??''.
Immediately I got in my school fada was so surprised that I could really steal those wires and he started hailing me.... I was just blushing like Weyree and my roomie was like''wtf, teepex uno tell me sey u sabi ooo'' , I just ignored him, crashed on my mattress and slept off....
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''We have received a report that a student, in the midnight was caught cutting wires that provided electricity to the toilet of the palm house juniors dorm'' the commandant's voice boomed from the loudspeaker.......
************TBC************

haha.. weyrey come pass me that number o

adegwurulez: haha.. weyrey come pass me that number o

guuyyyyyyy no allow me provoke 4 u oooo.... Instead make u comment concerning thread , u wan bleep my babe.... Hahahaha na lie God no go allow am come to pass....

hmn....nice...Papa Nene for even catch You.......u come dey feel like desperado bah !