Good morning cheerished listeners, this is radio FALSE
Here all our news are false and fake, never trust our news
but please dont flip the dial

and in this morning's news.....

1. President goodluck jonathan of Nigeria beating by bees in enugu

2.Seun osewa, owner of popular site nairaland arrested for smoking plantain leaves and cow dung

3.Us President Barak Obama set to arrive in nigeria today to resolve the ASUU strike

and in business.....

1. Nigeria's communication giants glo to begin operations on planet mars

2. business man alidu dangote caught staking baba ijebu lottery

3.mr john okafor appointed the new finance minister of nigeria

and in entertainment....

1.Jim Iyke set to marry nadia buari

2.Okey bakassi set to star in a hollywood movie titled "America my arssss"

now sports..

1. Super eagles of nigeria set to play a friendly soccer match with india

2.coach stephen keshi sacked as nigeria coach, john obu set to take over

3.mario ballotelli to sign for warri wolves in the january transfer window

weather...

1. it will rain cats and dogs and lions in abuja today

2.garrri is expected to rain at Onitsha today at 12.00

3.There will be an eclipse of the earth tomorrow at madascar

stay tuned for more info for more news, log on to https://www.nairaland.com/1493351/radiofalse-

1. ASUU has suspended the 4month strike.

2.Fashola resigns as the Governor of Lagos due to stress.

3.FG has announced that Lagos State will be the new capital of Nigeria in 2020.

4.Senate approves Republic of Biafra.

Dis got mie laughing like.........

End of news,,,,studio re-opens by 5:15 for more fake news,,,pls stay tune

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ASUU suspends 4 month strike in order to watch Nigeria battle Ethiopia on saturday, d strike resumes on Sunday 17th.

NEWS IN BRIEF ON RADIO FALSE...

Headlines:

1. Car knocks down a pig in Alabama

2. Mosquito jailed 12 years for biting mrs patience jonathan

3. Nigeria is now rated world's wealthiest country

4.The sea in Togo has dried leaving all the fishes running helter and skelter for a new sea


and in sports.....

1. Alex ferguson back to coaching and will manage kano pillars in january

2.Brown Ideye tipped to win this year's ballon d'or

3. nigeria's nightmare samuel peters to face Ghana's jackie appiah for the vacant WBC heavyweight title

stay tuned for more news or log on to www.radiofalse.com

*falls from keke*

PretiEbony:

*falls from keke*

* FALLS ON HER*

God is good.

[size=18pt]This morning's headlines..

1.Obasanjo to be dragged to the Hague for killing and eating neighbour's dog

2.5 African countries namely senegal, Liberia, south Africa, mauritius and Morrocco plan a visit to nigeria to learn how to check corruption

3. Boko Haram leader shekau grants Radio False exclusive interview, promises to end ASUU's strike

4.Muamar al quathafi's ghost seen in the white house, president barak Obama takes to his heels

and in sports..

1. India now number 1 on the latest FIFA rankings

2.Ethiopia beats nigeria 90-0 to qualify for the brazil 2014 world cup

3.Brown Ideye set to sign a bumper contrast for REAL madrid tonight as a replacement for out of favour karim Benzema

weather

1.There will be a 5-minutes harmattan only in Abuja today

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1. Idi-Amin is alive.

2. Boko Haram Leader Shekau converts to Christianity.

Bin you are so soooo funny

ASUU ends strike today
alhaji musa yar'adua is back and will be the running mate of GEJ come 2015
Aliko Dangote owing his village farmer of 15 naira

My rips, I can't laugh no more.....

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BREAKING NEWS: Mukina 2 caught in the act with born2fucck

details to follow soon..log on to www.radiofalse.com ;[/b]D

Lmao... bin your jokes Don dey make sense now ooo

juns4sure: Lmao... bin your jokes Don dey make sense now ooo

BREAKING NEWS: Mrs Patience goodluck is 2 months pregnant . log on to www.radiofalse.com for details

BG is back!

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swtchicgurl: BG is back!

actually its my wife that has been managing my account for the past 7 months

*musical interlude*

playlist

1.vybz kartel
2mavado
3.tommy lee
4.i-octane
5.sizzla
6.ninjaman
7.popcaan
8.bounty killa
9.aidonia
10.mr vegas

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bin gbagbo:



actually its my wife that has been managing my account for the past 7 months

how can someone like u marry a boring wife?

*Falls inside folawiyo tank.







God is good.

larride: *Falls inside folawiyo tank.







God is good.

long time

NEWS ON THE MOVE

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