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Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Danhumprey: 1:24pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Dannylux: just two hours?2hrs too small? |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Nobody: 1:37pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Why choose a cinema when you know your dilemma? Go with Idowuogbo's advice, at least when you fall asleep she's know why |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Teespice(f): 1:51pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
jay bee: Sleep during the day hmmm. be more explicit. what is touchy touchy business? |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Wizdray: 2:08pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
freecocoa: Where did I say he should chew gum?Sowie Ma bt u did mentioned "chewing" n0t a 'gum' anyway. Maybe u mean Kolanut |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by tshegs19: 2:09pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Vivly: Lmao @ comments.Hahaha |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by mykejones(m): 2:24pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Two hours, thirty minutes to my date time and I'm still at work. And seriously contemplating of sleeping . I have entered one chance today. |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by shikenosa: 2:49pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
OP jez cari blanket oo...wat is wat doin is wat doin well... ;DOP jez cari blanket oo...wat is wat doin is wat doin well... |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by UjSizzle(f): 3:01pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
jay bee: Sleep during the dayHah!! OP buy a bucket of popcorn, and 2litre of coke. Watch an action movie or horror. One will keep the buzz on, the other will leave you too scared to fall asleep on her. Beware of having her sit close to another guy. If you do fall asleep, you don't want her getting into the business of touchy touchy with the other dude . To facilitate the touchy process, tell her to wear something sexy, preferably a boob revealing gown. If the movie is boring, you can keep your eyes engaged on the milkshakes Finally, DO NOT FALL ASLEEP or you could wake up the next day to realise your wallet is gone. |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by cherieb2(f): 4:08pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Try not τ̅☺ take anything b4 u go, and even when u ar der dnt take anytthing, taking even a bottle of coke will make you feel slpy. Even if Ȋ̝̊̅ suggest you take only popcorn, you will need water n it will make you heavy...S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ try not τ̅☺ take anything Btw, going τ̅☺ a cinema on a first date is not d best idea.....no time 2 chat with her. |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by mykejones(m): 4:13pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
On my way to pick her up. Haven't had a second of rest all day. Anyway sha, what would be, would be... |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by cycline404(m): 4:32pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
mykejones: On my way to pick her up. Haven't had a second of rest all day. Anyway sha, what would be, would be... Good Luck bro...... No worry i will help you plead on the gods of sleeping to temper your case with mercy for your hours of stay! |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by pseudome(f): 4:48pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
mykejones: And I can't just call off the date . I may not get another chance if I dare miss this oppurtunity. OMG I just can't stop laffing frm ur opening statement till dis one now and all d funny suggestions, which has helped clear d sleep dat is worrying me in my offc. Since u can't avoid d date n u knw for sure that u r gonna sleep just beta relax n hope 4 d best afta d movie. Hope u don't snore? Hahahahahaha |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Heineken(m): 5:00pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Vivly: Lmao @ comments.. Some gals bad o. See comment na |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Nobody: 5:16pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Teespice: conji business |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by mykejones(m): 5:19pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Tickets bought: Thor 2. 5:40pm. |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by cycline404(m): 5:21pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
mykejones: Tickets bought: Make sure it is the 3D view version okay u can wear ur glass and sleep she wont know you are sleeping! My 2kobo |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Moxie4lyf(m): 5:29pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
@OP dont Dull ooo...do everything possible not 2 fall asleep... Buy Kola dey chop if no other remedy works; so begin they look for this aboki mallam dem and get one for yourself |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Exponental(m): 5:30pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Why did u choose ur weak area in d 1st instance? Anyway, take d last seat. Stand up wen u feel sleepy n take a walk (just tell d babe u took cough syrup in d afternoon). |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Nastydroid(m): 5:35pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
when you are about to feel dizzy just stand up for some seconds and act like you want to adjust your belt NB:make sure you sit at the back....don't ask me why |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Waspy(m): 5:45pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
AmBeautiful: Well, sleeping while on a date is a serious crimeDude, take this advice.......1, it way cheaper and easy. Just one or two 50-in-one DVDs and like #1000 suya with drinks should do. 2, Chances are 101% ( if you know what i mean) in this setting, even before the movie ends |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Nobody: 6:05pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Easy Peasy, The answer is Power horse, Red bull, coffee, turbo king...I could continue., |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by mykejones(m): 6:20pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
I'm still awake! |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by freecocoa(f): 6:36pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
^ E never end? |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by baralatie(m): 7:08pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
mykejones:dont come and tel NL boys score is 0-0.dem go ban ur tread. |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Idowuogbo(f): 7:31pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
mykejones:Lmao! Well done |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Nobody: 7:45pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
mykejones: the Lord dey with you.. |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by 25omega(m): 8:03pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Idowuogbo: Lmao! Awww... Jones, pele o!best answer or have coffee with caffine |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Preacherkid: 8:05pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Sleep in d afternoon b4 u go n den tak coffee n also chew dat coffee gum wile ur der den d Lord ur God wil tak ova frm der. |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Presbulg(m): 8:42pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
OMG.... Mehn ! is ga gan. Which kind sleep be that?? On a date? With a lady I like? Where dat sleep wan come from? |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by mykejones(m): 9:17pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Phew! I'm sure I didn't sleep. I'm not too certain, but I'm sure I was awake 95p of the time. Thanks all you guys. Thanks for the comments and tips. You guys rock! It was fun. The movie is great too, atleast, the parts I could grasp when I was 100p awake. So, ya'll head to the cinema to see it too. On if the date was a success? I wouldn't know. With women, one never knows it all, you know. Id.... Yeah, we good! 4 Likes |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by ayomidis(m): 10:16pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
So u want to end the story like that? No try am...Oga keep us posted o! |
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Godson201333(m): 10:21pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
mykejones: I'l be going on a date later this evening with a girl I very, very much fancy. And going to the cinema to see a movie is supposed to be the pinacle of our outing. That means you are a very boring person and not entertaining and there comes a serious problem for you and your date |
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