1. Thank God for a brown
new day!

2. My god is upsome!

3. Why are people so weekend?
(coz they are Friday)

4. Not all dat glitters are
goats! (goatn't it!!??)

5. Majority carries the volt
(volt ko!? transformer ni?)

6. May your name be
highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing
my life (with arrow abi with dagger?)

9. What is strong with
you? (strong kor.. decoder ni)

10. Lord! you are the killer
dat holds my life!
(GBOOOOOOOOMM!! )

11. Pls, how much is your age?
(na 22naira o!)

12. Look to the window,
the principal just passed away
(na you kill am abi?)

13. I am not priding pls

14. Lord let your wheel be done...(God'
wheelbarrow spoil b4?)

15: pls is this thing genew?

16: my sister have two daughters and they are all girls
(No before one go be boy?)

17: Boy:wat av u bin doin since u woke up
Girl:house choice

18: Principal: are you the new english teacher
Girl: yes I are

If you have come across some pls kindly post it. Lwkmd4h

lol

Nudob: lol

Thanks for commenting joor. No mind those obi akpo ppl wey no want make I make frontpage! Bad belle. Them go just view, laf without commenting.