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Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by panafrican(m): 2:40am On Nov 24, 2013
To the Russian. Help understand this:

Politics.
Do some Russians see Boris Eltsin as a CIA agent for his role in breaking down the soviet republic?
Why did Edward Shevardnadze and other soviet dignitaries betray their country and break it apart? ( at least this is how the rest of us see what happened in the final days of the soviet Union)

Is Gorbachev viewed today in Russia as a hero or a traitor?

Sport

Where is now Oleh Blokhin the former football ( soccer) star?

Tourism

Which places are dream places to visit in Russia .
1. Historical places
2. Beauty of nature ( sea, Mountains, green land)
3. Most beautiful city.
Is it safe for Black to travel inland outside Moscow

Business
Is Russia business friendly ( low tax, low amount of paperwork to start a business, welcoming administrative agents,
affordable commercial buildings).
One hears sometimes about Russian mafia , is that true? if yes how does this impact business ?

History
What happened to Patrice Lumumba University , why did they change the name?

Education
Which university is at the top in Russia in the field of science and technology?

Cost of living
What is the average cost of a 3- bedroom apartment in Moscow and and other Russian big cities?
Is the heat bill high out there l ( $ 200, 300, $500 per month)?
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 1:28pm On Nov 26, 2013
Crap. Apparently my reply was removed for some reason even though it was still showing that last post was made by me, so I had no idea it was removed.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by MagicBishop: 4:17pm On Nov 26, 2013
Why do Russian dudes like freezing their sh1t and then sticking it up their a$$?

Are you from Chernobyl? If yes please send me your best vintage wine circa 1984.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 6:40pm On Nov 26, 2013
Magic Bishop: Why do Russian dudes like freezing their sh1t and then sticking it up their a$$?
Entertaining yourself using sh1t is a prerogative of Germans while sticking things into аsses is a modern Swedish custom, not Russian.
Magic Bishop:
Are you from Chernobyl? If yes please send me your best vintage wine circa 1984.
Chernobyl is very far away to the west from me, in Ukraine. Thus no wine for you.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by BekeeBuAgbara: 12:27pm On Nov 27, 2013
Is it true that a retired gymnast Alina Kabayeva is president Putin's fiance?
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by osymerga(m): 2:10pm On Nov 27, 2013
Whats the strenght of the russian military ? Do you think they can afford to go to war with U.S and still win ? Why didnt Russia had colonies like the europians did ? Why is Russian affairs not widely public like the americans ? Why are they secretive ? Who are the allies of Russia today ? Thanks.....
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by MagicBishop: 6:53pm On Nov 27, 2013
some username:
Entertaining yourself using sh1t is a prerogative of Germans while sticking things into аsses is a modern Swedish custom, not Russian.

Why are Russian women so hot even though it's very cold in russia?

Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by MagicBishop: 6:54pm On Nov 27, 2013
Psylas: Ok, lemme have your facebook name or link

patronizing yahooist scammer
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 10:06pm On Nov 27, 2013
BekeeBuAgbara: Is it true that a retired gymnast Alina Kabayeva is president Putin's fiance?

I have no idea. Some people believe that but I am not a fan of rumors and not interested in celebrities life at all so I cannot say for sure. Also some people think its just another Putin macho PR stunt, like his other macho activities. No idea why is he doing that, I doubt that he doesn't understand that his activities look pretty childish.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 10:23pm On Nov 27, 2013
osymerga: Whats the strenght of the russian military ? Do you think they can afford to go to war with U.S and still win ? Why didnt Russia had colonies like the europians did ? Why is Russian affairs not widely public like the americans ? Why are they secretive ? Who are the allies of Russia today ? Thanks.....

We always can nuke our attackers, but if we forget about nukes I think we are doing pretty well.
We can defend ourselves on our territory from I think pretty much anyone, including US, with the only exception of China. But if we were to attack someone we cold only win against a much smaller and weaker country. Only our defensive weaponry, like anti-air rocket launchers and airfighters are really good, anti-ship missiles are good too, but we don't have bases all over the world like US, we don't have fleet that can match even a quarter of US fleet, our attack submarines are few and their stealth isn't even close to that of US. If US were to go in war with Russia without any allies I think there would be a stalemate since the only way to get here is either by air or by water and we can defend both, though we cannot counterattack.

As for China, the only thing that can stop them is nukes. Their army is larger than ours and they have more conscripts to recruit, their industry during the war can easily outproduce ours by a large margin. The only reason why China doesn't rule the world with the iron fist yet is because their naval power is far lesser than even that of Japan, not mentioning US. But if China and US were on the same continent Chinese would win in 1v1, without any doubt.

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Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 10:25pm On Nov 27, 2013
Magic Bishop:

Why are Russian women so hot even though it's very cold in russia?
Women here are average, its just that the only women who had the chance to flee the country during the 90s were models and hookers, both had to be hot to be successful.

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Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by MagicBishop: 10:28pm On Nov 27, 2013
some username:
Women here are average, its just that the only women who had the chance to flee the country during the 90s were models and hookers, both had to be hot to be successful.

how much for russian pr0stitute?

Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by Nobody: 4:44pm On Nov 28, 2013
@Russian can you win Nigeria in a war? Can you win South Africa in a war? Can you win Egypt in a war? Can you win any of the two put together in a war? Can you go to war with all three and win? You dont have to sound friendly, its ok. I just want your candid and honest opinion. I am not going to crucify you for it.

Can you defeat israel in a war? They stole your brand new mig jet at a time. They also bribed and intemidated german scientists from working for Egypt. They kill Iranian scientists with impunity they defeated all of their neighbours in six daysb

Why is Russia called Nigeria with snow?
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 9:58pm On Nov 29, 2013
Magic Bishop:

how much for russian pr0stitute?
No idea, never had any interest in hiring one.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by Nobody: 11:05pm On Nov 29, 2013
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Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 11:35pm On Nov 29, 2013
souldust: @Russian can you win Nigeria in a war? Can you win South Africa in a war? Can you win Egypt in a war? Can you win any of the two put together in a war? Can you go to war with all three and win? You dont have to sound friendly, its ok. I just want your candid and honest opinion. I am not going to crucify you for it.
No. Russia doesn't have enough navy or bases to get sufficient amount of troops to Africa, not mentioning that we cannot completely defeat a country with several millions of people even if you were right on the border with us, since you'd just go full partisan and we will get stuck in whoever we are fighting against like USSR was stuck in Afghanistan. Though if by victory you mean just overthrowing some government I think we can actually do it even without engaging in conflict, just fund some rebels, send some agents and provide weapons CIA style.
If you mean just Russian army, navy and airforce vs Nigerian army, navy and airforce agains each other in neighboring countries without using any 'unfair' tactics like using civilians or kids, then ofc we win, I think there won't be much trouble in winning over Egypt or SA as well or any of the 3 mentioned combined. We have air superiority, long range rockets to destroy infrastructure and high valuable targets like command posts, anti-air and anti-rocket defense to keep rocketry and cold war era airfighters/bombers at bay and sattelites to provide the data on enemy.

souldust: Can you defeat israel in a war? They stole your brand new mig jet at a time. They also bribed and intemidated german scientists from working for Egypt. They kill Iranian scientists with impunity they defeated all of their neighbours in six daysb
Yes, they are a small country, their airforce is very small although very advanced compared to its neighbors, their navy is weak, their land army is tough but still a lot smaller than ours and not much more advanced. They have good anti-rocket defense (Iron dome) but I doubt it can hold against a bunch of BM-something MRLs. Israeli force is very good at dealing with technologically inferior enemies, for everybody else they have US. The biggest threat which comes from Israel is not their army or air force though, its their fleet of nuclear ICBM equipped subs which will retaliate to everyone in case Israel falls.

souldust: Why is Russia called Nigeria with snow?
There are lots of articles on that in Russian but very few in English. Read this: http://www.eesti.ca/from-upper-volta-with-missiles-to-nigeria-with-snow/print38839
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 11:39pm On Nov 29, 2013
Braidz: Hello, Russian guy I've got a question. Would you ever consider coming to Africa? Maybe even Nigeria?

Maybe like for a vacation or something, but not for living. I hate hot climate. And I like my country, its cozy and well-known to me.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by MagicBishop: 11:30am On Nov 30, 2013
some username:
No idea, never had any interest in hiring one.

how can i be a russian mafia p1mp or organ trafficker?
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 3:28pm On Nov 30, 2013
Magic Bishop:

how can i be a russian mafia p1mp or organ trafficker?

I doubt you can be one, you will probably just be killed. Mafia doesn't take foreigners in their ranks. You can cooperate with them like mexican drug cartels do though.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by MagicBishop: 5:59pm On Nov 30, 2013
some username:

I doubt you can be one, you will probably just be killed. Mafia doesn't take foreigners in their ranks. You can cooperate with them like mexican drug cartels do though.

but i russia and can speak like slav and drink vodka in one gulp and smoke 30 packets of siggerates.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 11:52pm On Nov 30, 2013
Magic Bishop:

but i russia and can speak like slav and drink vodka in one gulp and smoke 30 packets of siggerates.


You still lack soul.

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Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by UyiIredia(m): 10:33am On Dec 01, 2013
@ some username: Some bad elements have started asking questions in a manner quite crude, keep up the good work being polite.

That said, what is your knowledge of the Communist Days of Lenin and Stalin. I've read history books but would like another view ? Also what is the average Russians opinion on Western capitalism ? Finally what's your own opinion of Communism (any misconceptions etc you'd like to share) ?
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by UyiIredia(m): 10:39am On Dec 01, 2013
some username:

Maybe like for a vacation or something, but not for living. I hate hot climate. And I like my country, its cozy and well-known to me.

There are some cold parts or periods in Nigeria. I suspect they would still be hot for you given Russian climate.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by UyiIredia(m): 11:17am On Dec 01, 2013
some username:

I have no idea who that Irina is, my mom is Irina too. Of course there are ugly and/or fat girls but generally there are no such retarded things like american "fat acceptance" here so they all are trying to look beautiful and never say "I am ugly but you should say I'm beautiful because I am too lazy to really become beautiful". Sharapova is beautiful I think, but I've seen women more beautiful than her, they were all younger ofc cheesy. Here in uni I'd say among 10 girls 1 is super gorgeous, 2 are beautiful, 6 are average and 1 is ugly/fat. It all depends on your taste though. What saddens me is that too many girls use makeup heavily and it looks disgusting sometimes.

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Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by someusername: 3:28pm On Dec 01, 2013
Uyi Iredia:
That said, what is your knowledge of the Communist Days of Lenin and Stalin. I've read history books but would like another view ? Also what is the average Russians opinion on Western capitalism ? Finally what's your own opinion of Communism (any misconceptions etc you'd like to share) ?
That's quite a long topic. In short Lenin did nothing of real value and quickly died, Stalin took over, purged his rivals and forced quick industrialization at the cost of human lives. In the end he managed to win the war thanks to gained production capacity.
Capitalism, socialism, etc - nobody really cares, they are just ways of doing things, not the goals. People are nostalgic for USSR because it extensively did scientific research and explored space, built nuclear battlecruisers and colonized artic tundra, not for socialism, while Russia only maintains about a half of USSR capabilities and doesn't really improve much.
Westerners are viewed as an bunch of people who are stuck in hedonism and care for nothing but their own pleasure, hence very small output of really boundary-pushing achievements (like LHC or Curiosity) and almost no significant improvements in science since like 1995 (singificant like Einstein relativity theory or nuclear reactors), current capabilities are mostly the same, except for biology and nano-sized physics. Even computers didn't change much except for size and performance. At least they managed to get the right to smoke marijuana, legally purchase prostitutes and allow gays and pedophiles to adopt kids.
First, there was no communism here, only a socialism. Second, I haven't lived in USSR so I will just retell you what others told me.
Common goods were in abundance, they were cheap and could work for years (I use a can opener made in 1966, many clinics and hospitals use soviet blanks for their paperwork because they cannot deplete them even after 20 years cheesy), especially military things, but their assortment was very small (especially in clothes and boots) so many people lusted for imported goods which were a sign of wealth and importance (though old people say it was like that only in 80s). Very common was was mass participation in different organizations, like Octobrist for kids, Pioneering for teens, Komsomol for youths and Communist party for adults. Many people say that being a Pioneer during childhood was cool since they were taught lots of valuable skills there like surviving in wilderness, fishing, making fire, working in groups, usage of gas masks, etc. Corruption was prevalent and if you were a director of a factory you could have expect much more than an average worker. Bureaucracy was always a problem, since they only let their relatives and friends hold well-paid positions and to get anything done you had to bribe and bribe and bribe.

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Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by tellwsdom: 3:50pm On Dec 01, 2013
Op, who are you and why would you want to lecture us on Russia??

Is there African dish in Russia??
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by JadeWilliam(f): 3:52pm On Dec 01, 2013
5points: Why cant homesteady and abu mickey's crew on NL gain entry into Russia?
**pun**
grin grin grin grin grin
Trouble maker.
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by Conner44: 3:56pm On Dec 01, 2013
some username: I am not a nigerian student or immigrant, just an average guy with a higher than average for this country knowledge of English. Ready to answer questions.

Why is it that you people always have strong face . . . As in always 'bonin' like this angry
Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by JadeWilliam(f): 3:57pm On Dec 01, 2013
some username: I am not a nigerian student or immigrant, just an average guy with a higher than average for this country knowledge of English. Ready to answer questions.
So d Mr Higher than Average; Where's al this confidence comin frm?U think u'r smarter than Nigerians or what?Frm ur posts,ur English is whack&ur punctutions' re apology yet u claim 2hav knowledge of English. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by 12month: 3:59pm On Dec 01, 2013
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