Pls who go helep me google wetin b d next ballistic missile patience jona go release&how many rockets patrick obahiagbon don launch.

lmao

when will i defecate...

tspun: some won't mind asking. WEN IS MY GIRLFRIEND COMING BACK TO ME. Google don suffer!

or your EX

I NO SAY MANY PPLE WILL LIKE DIS

So funny but what's the difference within a grown guy reserving space for post later after reading other people's comments and idea here. E.g " . "

I don't think u understand how the search engine works, it bring any anything related to whatever u type I doesn't really mean those are the direct questions asked

When will l become a millionaire & how
Who will i marry & who is my wifey.
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Irrelevant topic.

Azedplus: I don't think u understand how the search engine works, it bring any anything related to whatever u type I doesn't really mean those are the direct questions asked

Exactly o! I wonder!

Please you guys should use your brains for once for Christ's sake. Most of you do not know how the search engine does its job. Take for instance the search phrase: "when will I die?" This is not actually what someone searched for, Rather it is a title of certain article on the internet. If you click on the search phrase Google will take you straight to the article. Google does not show you what others are searching for. It shows you titles and phrases of articles and questions asked on websites.

on power supply in naija

You think that's funny? Search for 'trophyless' on google and you will hate being an Arsenal fan.

What's more thrilling is the 0p's 3G full network reception ..0p which network u dey use?

Google na winsh?

Where is my girlfriend now?
Who is my girlfriend with now?

Guest101~:
This post made me remember an incident that happened in a cafe that also served has Computer training Centre.

There's this young girl in the training school who's just being trained on the Usage of the Internet. It happened that she wanted to Open her mailBox and she apparently forgot the procedure and probably she's feeling too big to ask her peers. The next thing I saw was that She's typing on google:

'Open My Inbox'

'Inbox.com'

I laughed hard that day.

Sadly, everyone in the cafe at that moment got to know about the scenario.

Man... You too funny o

Tell me what will happen tomorrow. WWW.chrissinfo..com

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I guess some people just ask these questions to see what Google will come up with. I do it sometimes during my leisure just to catch some fun. Aaaaah! But some comments on here are really funny. Really.

@Paranorman.
No, you are not totally correct.
Everything google suggests have actually been searched by others in the past. Artificial inteligence doesn't mean google manufactures those search terms. Yes, Google cannot pop up a search term unless it had been actually searched for many thousands of times. Artificial inteligence is simply their alogrim bringing up similar search terms alphabetically when you type. Google do not make-up search terms. NEVER.

@Blackteeth.
Everything suggested by google has been searched "many thousands of times" before the auto suggest engine pick it up. Again, google do not manufacture those search terms. Rather, it's simply suggesting to you similar things others have searched previously. As bizzare as those search terms looks there has all been searched for

deactivated: I was just doing a search on google like always then came some searches which got me thinking, how some people sees google, they take Google like a god? We all know we get a lot of answers from it but some are just too lame.


See the screenshoots below and share lame onces you have come across.

na mistake sha?!

Wetin Google never see

#LAUGHING IN HD

RedBenson:

It made front page through the back door. Ode! Why dont u go and open ur own forum?

U for refer am to google bro. That will be a good question for google to answer.

Andyblaze: ''Light dey house?''

Andyblaze: ''Light dey house?''

hahahaha the most funiest

Andyblaze: ''Light dey house?''

Andyblaze: ''Light dey house?''

hahahaha the most funiest

Pstsmith: but evrytin is on google

even d quams wen u'll die abi? E b lik say na back of skul u go!

django1:

You don't understand, some people now worship Google and there's now a church of google.

How e take concern you?

Olofofo!

I recall seeing an elderly woman type her email address into the Search Engine...all na result of ignorance. Most Nigerians are technologically inept.

Since people are no more keen on visiting /consulting traditional 'ifa', .
Oyinbo decided to give us their own ifa to consult, we kuku value them than our own . Google is the IFA of d Oyinbos

Unbelieveable indeed
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