anoda example is

Shey the lecturer dey come today? Google don make serious money

when will i marry ?
who is going to be my wife ?

deactivated: I was just doing a search on google like always then came some searches which got me thinking, how some people sees google, they take Google like a god? We all know we get a lot of answers from it but some are just too lame.


See the screenshoots below and share lame onces you have come across.

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Wen will FG meats d demand of ASUU, or wen will ASUU call off the STRIKE.

Hardheolar: .

Wen will FG meats d demand of ASUU, or wen will ASUU call off the STRIKE.

Ermmm. Bros correct this.
No pun intended.

mrrock: @Paranorman.
No, you are not totally correct.
Everything google suggests have actually been searched by others in the past. Artificial inteligence doesn't mean google manufactures those search terms. Yes, Google cannot pop up a search term unless it had been actually searched for many thousands of times. Artificial inteligence is simply their alogrim bringing up similar search terms alphabetically when you type. Google do not make-up search terms. NEVER.

Correct. People actually searched for those terms before it shows up in auto suggest.

D one of when will i ovulate? nawa o! abi na google draw ur menstrual cycle?

Can a referee give himself a red card #send me to hell#

They usually say, after God you ask Google.

django1:

You don't understand, some people now worship Google and there's now a church of google.

. Geek! Church of google? Lie well abeg

funny..lol.

RedBenson: During my 1st year in uni., our Use of English lecturer gave us an assignment to write on 'My first day in university'. You wont believe a colleague of ours googled 'My first day in university' in the search engine box. We culdnt stop laughing. Another was when one girl said she didnt know her date of birth. Since the situation was urgent, the next was for her to type, 'when was i born?' into the search box.... couldnt stop . Chei, big time mugu dey o.

Kai u can lie oh. hey chineke my God

I have seen someone typing
who is my father.
how was i born.

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