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ASUU Impact On Me by Nobody: 1:18pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
I promised her 20k Last Week As we were chatting on BBM, She Came To Abuja An Unexpected Visit. Dat Morning She Asked Me Of The 20k I Promised Her. I Then Told Her Dat I Want To Leave For Minna In The Next 5mins. I Gave Her My GTB ATM Card Dat She Should Take It nd Withdraw All She Wanted (Knowing Fully Well Dat I Had Less Dan 5k In Dat Account). As Soon As She Kissed Me, I Quickly Left The House Knowing Dat She Will come Crying Back To Me. As I was driving past Zuba, My Elder Brother Called Me On The Phone Saying"Bros,You Don Get The Alert? I Just Dey Komot From GTB oh! I Don Pay That 100k Wey you wan use pay your school fees, na papa's last card be that ooo..., Aight "Meeen!!! See Sweat!! Few Seconds Later, I Got The Alert!! Confirm 100k Credited. I Wan' Die As d Money Enter. Tried calling her phone, Switched Off. Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery. The Next minute, Alerts: 20k Debited, 20k Debited, 20k debited, 20k debited, 20k debited. Even the Last 5k Withdrawn... I No Know Wetin Happen To Me, I Found Myself On Hospital Bed. Now They Are Asking Me What Happened? But Wot Will I Say?? 1 Like |
Re: ASUU Impact On Me by Fynestboi: 1:46pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
Lol tell them na abi |
Re: ASUU Impact On Me by 2scorehigh(m): 6:52am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Hahahahaha...even the 5K, chai! |
Re: ASUU Impact On Me by mormoni(m): 12:07pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Go complain to your bank |
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