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Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 10:48pm On Nov 29, 2013
I aslo remember this incidence during my undergraduate days at the university of Ibadan. In my final year then, I had this friend whom we stayed together. We were in the same department. He had never smoked weed, so he wanted to experience what it felt like.
It was a cold Monday morning. Lectured for that day commenced by noon, so we went to Bodija closse to UI, there was place around there where weed was sold. When we reached there, I ordered for a wrap, he ordered for one also. I asked if he could smoke the entire wrap, he was like what I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ there, that he will smoke everything. Well we smoked the weed, and when we finished, my friend started knocking his head with his hand the way people who inhale snuff do. He also started smiling and laughing uncontrollably and murmuring incoherent words to himself.
On our return journey to UI, he jogged all the way to UI from Bodija laughing to himself, many early morning passersby kept looking at him strangely wondering what was wrong with him. I couldn't control him. When we arrived the hostel, he was still Laughing, smiling and murmuring incoherent words. All the things he did where also stupid and funny. Even when peepz talked to him, his answers where incoherent and stupid, and they kept wondering if he had gone mad. Well he was in this state for three days, lapsing from sanity to insanity. When he recovered fully the fourth day. He confessed to me that he had a really nasty experience, that he almost ran mad, and that he will never smoke weed in his life again.

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Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 8:27am On Nov 30, 2013
Re: My Experience With Weed by naptu2: 8:30am On Nov 30, 2013
O God! Can't stop laughing.
Re: My Experience With Weed by Ishilove: 8:37am On Nov 30, 2013
mr_man:
Eleda Mumsy o sun rara.
Lwkmd!!! cheesy
Re: My Experience With Weed by emmabest2000(m): 8:37am On Nov 30, 2013
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Re: My Experience With Weed by maafen: 8:38am On Nov 30, 2013
debetmx:

Oh my God i have laff die

Mods are you there? So spirits now post on NL.

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Re: My Experience With Weed by adewaleafolabi(m): 8:39am On Nov 30, 2013
@OP really crazy and funny story
Re: My Experience With Weed by lymelyte(m): 8:41am On Nov 30, 2013
For first timer's, please endeavour to smoke it(half tie). I repeat, smoke it do not eat or else,na craze u see soooo..
Una dey shout weed weed,go and smoke colos,una go testify

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Re: My Experience With Weed by olumaxi(m): 8:41am On Nov 30, 2013
dspecialist: Lwkmd
i don laff sote people cum deh check me for ma rum
Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 8:41am On Nov 30, 2013
Pls stop smoking weed. When you are high, you are only lucky if you come back to your normal state.

Weed excite your brain and make everything around you meaningless.

Weed is very addictive and very difficult to abstain from because it trigger a part of the brain dat makes you feel happy unnecessarily. If you are happy unnecessarily, that means you are insane!

Moreova, this local weed has a very bad effect on the lungs, leaving so many carbon in the lung that is very difficult expel through breathing. The more you smoke weed, the higher the deposit of carbon in ur system. This will later cause lungs failure or lung cancer.

Please stay away from artificial happiness and highness, its never good. You are high now, it might be the last time you will return to ur normal state because "a stone thrown up might never land on thesame spot which it was thrown."

Madness

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Re: My Experience With Weed by Ishilove: 8:43am On Nov 30, 2013
I can't stop laughing!!! Cray
Re: My Experience With Weed by mascot87(m): 8:44am On Nov 30, 2013
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Re: My Experience With Weed by chamboy(m): 8:45am On Nov 30, 2013
Smoke some weed - Burma boy for my friends here
Re: My Experience With Weed by IAMBREEZY: 8:48am On Nov 30, 2013
Hahahahahaha bro that part where you said jackie chan took your slippers was damn funny.
Well curiosity kills the cat i hope u have learnt your lesson.

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Re: My Experience With Weed by adukslizz(f): 8:52am On Nov 30, 2013
Roflmao
Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 8:55am On Nov 30, 2013
This is the funniest thread i have ever read. Op in thankful for that nurse that helped o, God sebt i tell you. Many people run totally mad from there. Thank God.

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Re: My Experience With Weed by Ghadafy(m): 8:55am On Nov 30, 2013
LOL, I can't stop laughing. The best post of the week.

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Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 8:55am On Nov 30, 2013
Ogbeni,u come run pass Terry G abi?
Lmao....Thanx fr givin my day a good start
Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 9:00am On Nov 30, 2013
I had the same experience way back in school after my friend and I ate okra soup we found at his brothers house. We had gone from trade fair to his brother's house to relax cos it was closer, on getting there and realizing that we were hungry, we made eba and helped ourselves to the okra soup we found there. The experience is like a horror movie, at one moment , I would see myself on the ceiling, I would even see my self walking with my head. I even thought I would just die at any moment . Abeg no even give that to your worst enemy .
He came back and met us in a very bad form, fed us with tins of milk till we vomited all the food in our stomach.

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Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 9:03am On Nov 30, 2013
I don't do weeds, and hate it, but guys do it where I play football in my estate.
Re: My Experience With Weed by ocelot2006(m): 9:04am On Nov 30, 2013
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin Good Lord!!!
Re: My Experience With Weed by Sissie(f): 9:05am On Nov 30, 2013
I just had a good laugh grin grin grin
Re: My Experience With Weed by Swiftboy(m): 9:05am On Nov 30, 2013
Oh boy I don laugh chest dey pain me....Weed na bad thing oh! One of my bros shared his experience back then in Unilorin!his room mate served him a well prepared beans spiced with weed...this bros ate it like an hungry lion.After sometimes,bros just dey run commot from lion dey shout help! Help help see lion,see lion.see snake oh! He said he was aware that he's high and that something is wrong,but he cant just control saying those rubbish and that he's actually seeing things! I love people sharing weed experience cos nothing funny reach am. Laughing again!

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Re: My Experience With Weed by ocelot2006(m): 9:05am On Nov 30, 2013
Ghadafy: LOL, I can't stop laughing. The best post of the week.

Seconded oh grin

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Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 9:07am On Nov 30, 2013
First time, I ate with rice, I felt joy. I bathed and went to bed. The bed started turning and shaking, then the bed started turning upside down, I held very tightly on the bed, I turned and lied on my stomach and fastened my hands on the bed so hard. Then came the voice, "Listen, you are feeling hot, remove your cloths, then go outside naked and take some breeze", I knew this was madness, I told the voice, "shut the Bleep up", I stood up from the bed and locked the door and hide the key so the voice can not make me get silly. I was battling the voice until I slept off and woke up the next day.

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Re: My Experience With Weed by tyson99(m): 9:08am On Nov 30, 2013
Weed wey i smoke wey i no know how i landed at a celestial church and dem don light candle around me,dat thing na devil

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Re: My Experience With Weed by Andrew3(m): 9:08am On Nov 30, 2013
I use to have low appetite until one funny day I visited a friend's house. I met them eating this jollof beans
only to join without invitation. I was the last to finish and still requested for more. On getting home I started
Noticing my voice had become thicker than that of my dad. I noticed everywhere was turning around then I
called my friend only for him to tell me I have entered one chance. cheiii I slept from 4pm to 4pm the next day.
Anytime I see weed I announce my name as usain bolt.

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Re: My Experience With Weed by sweetkisses(f): 9:09am On Nov 30, 2013
lymelyte: For first timer's, please endeavour to smoke it(half tie). I repeat, smoke it do not eat or else,na craze u see soooo..
Una dey shout weed weed,go and smoke sk,una go testify
Why are u encouraging peeps to smoke it knowing how harmful it is to one's health and state of mind?

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Re: My Experience With Weed by oluakadinma: 9:11am On Nov 30, 2013
@ op! You don finish me! I have been so tight on myself lately that I hardly see reason to laugh but you loosen it and I laughed like uncontrollable baby!! Jonzing is worth experiencing but is risky ohhh!

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Re: My Experience With Weed by Ishilove: 9:13am On Nov 30, 2013
Billyonaire: First time, I ate with rice, I felt joy. I bathed and went to bed. The bed started turning and shaking, then the bed started turning upside down, I held very tightly on the bed, I turned and lied on my stomach and fastened my hands on the bed so hard. Then came the voice, "Listen, you are feeling hot, remove your cloths, then go outside naked and take some breeze", I knew this was madness, I told the voice, "shut the Bleep up", I stood up from the bed and locked the door and hide the key so the voice can not make me get silly. I was battling the voice until I slept off and woke up the next day.

Since then, I have tried it severally but socially, and I have even moved on to sk, crack, heroin and Ephedrine on trial basis. My experience with sk cocktail on vodka was exciting, after a glass of the cocktail, I had a mighty erection, I drove out to e-bar and got a pretty lady, I drove straight to Trends, and got a room, I pounded on a call-girl for 3 straight hours but even though I had those voices in my head, I made sure the cd was doubled and at one time trippled. I could feel my veins/muscles expanding and my heart was beating to a point i felt it might come out of my chest, my lungs operated on highest rythmn, my breathing was loud. After the thundering coming, I jumped up, and locked myself in the bathroom and breath for abt 30 minutes, the call-girl had orgasm thrice and when she realize I was in the bathroom too long, she came pushing the door to see whats up, I told her to give me some time. I would have had a cardiac arrest if I wasnt young.

My experience with ephedrine is not fit for the thread.

Most times, experiences are necessary but could be disastrous, if you can, stay off drugs, if you cant, be moderate. No superman there.





My word... You need Jesus undecided

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Re: My Experience With Weed by Nobody: 9:13am On Nov 30, 2013
I laff my iphone5 fall inside toilet grin

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