mr_man: I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.


On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.


The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

rasojie:


RAstaFARIII

Crixina: give me this babe's number plsssssss.

myOGAonTOP:

i dont have her digits. Maybe i can get yours.....

Crixina: you wish

Gofwane: All of una experiences no reach my own. I saw my lyf going out of my body. Omo, i go chase d lyf,catch am, put am back 2 my body. If u hear d full gist ehn,... Smh.

deobaba: Hilarious but definitely not completely true....yea,u may have had an unforgettable experience but it definitely wasn't d exact way u described it.....why?ask around from pple dat may have had similar experience my bro and u will be told dat u can never remember in detail wat u did wen u od (overdose) on weed...haba no one was wit u oo and u cld remember even ur responses wen u talked wit pple and u were stoned?lol...did u record it or wat!

tochimas: I had the same experience way back in school after my friend and I ate okra soup we found at his brothers house. We had gone from trade fair to his brother's house to relax cos it was closer, on getting there and realizing that we were hungry, we made eba and helped ourselves to the okra soup we found there. The experience is like a horror movie, at one moment , I would see myself on the ceiling, I would even see my self walking with my head. I even thought I would just die at any moment . Abeg no even give that to your worst enemy .
He came back and met us in a very bad form, fed us with tins of milk till we vomited all the food in our stomach.

Playgal:


Please gist us now. Ur experience. Lol
There is joy in sharing

lurvy:


This is just the funniest post I have ever read on nairaland! I kept laughing, laughing , laughing, laughing, laughing and laughing!
Mods, please kindly move this thread back to the frontpage for the benefit of those who didn't have the opportunity to see it!

zenopee:

Bro so U̶̲̥̅̊ follow Me reach here? I no forget U̶̲̥̅̊ abeg. Sori for taking ur tym. Dropped d video tape for conversion in Ife where am running a programme. I left ife, and left rather on impulse for Niger state, working on a research. Though the tape has been converted, jez left for Me to return and collect it. Pls exercise some little patience wit Me, I no forget U̶̲̥̅̊ at all.
Kind Regards.

warrenweste:


hi bro,how are you doing? any news about the funmi adams tape?

zenopee:

U won't blv I hvnt collected d tape since den, though I have indeed converted it. Tnx God uv reminded me. Will go get it.
My sincere apologies. Let me av ϔ☺Ůȑ email addy again. Will mail it 2 U.

zenopee:

U won't blv I hvnt collected d tape since den, though I have indeed converted it. Tnx God uv reminded me. Will go get it.
My sincere apologies. Let me av ϔ☺Ůȑ email addy again. Will mail it 2 U.

illicit:
first of all, contrary to everyones beleive, weed isnt addictive and its way safer than cigarretes
i take weed on a regular and i dont have any crazy experience but my first time of chewing raw SK, man this shi.t wasnt dried enough and i ate it at my friends place then i went home, had a shower.....
The following happened
after my bath i was at the sitting room woth my mum and sister watching a funny yoruba movie, suddenly i noticed that when we all laffed, im always d last to stop and am even laffing at not so funny details, my sister is been peeking at me although she suspect notin, then i realised i was too big for the couch am sitting in, am feeling like am 6 times my usual size, and am hearing some eerie noises, i knew what it was so i went into my room and looked in the mirror, eh? Have u ever seen ursef? I mean like u lookin at another person, that was what i saw, i saw mysef as anoda person in my room, thats what the mirror showed me...... My eyes were puffy, very red and almost closed, i knew i was in today, to avoid trouble and get medication i have to leave home, cos my folks must not know about it, so i began this journey back to my friends place, man it wasnt funny, on the way i kept walking like running, i keep hearing voices telling me to run faster, i noticed people were staring at me and some were stepping out of my way, i feel like the sky is coming down on me and a whirlwind wants to swallow me, a voice tells me to shoutout for help, but i quickly checked that, although it wasnt easy to, i got to my friends place at last, he was outside with my other friends and on seeing me they realised and figured out whats wrong..... I didnt tell them anything, they just took me in immediately, bought a lot of garri and kulikuli, epa, milk and sugar with very chilled water for me, fed me, laid me down turned d fan on, covered me with a big duvet, removed my belt and locked the room..... They come in intervals to check on me and they told me afterwards that i kept repaeating obscene words and kept calling for my mom, that they shd help me call my mom to pray for me that am gone crazy...... I actually tot that was it, i tot i had gone loco but thank goodness am back, and SK is my very good comrade now, i have learnt to master it......
Let me add that i kept remembering long forgotten scenes from my childhood, the road i ve passed when i was sent on errand, rooms that i ve been into as a kid, the clothes i do where, silly meaningless details, u will hear the most minute sound..... It was crazy, it took me some 4days to become fully recovered and functional
Thanks