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Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by MagicBishop: 2:17am On Nov 28, 2013
shocked

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Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by 9jagirl4re(f): 2:19am On Nov 28, 2013
shocked Is that your girl Bishop you tryoo
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by sneezeemek(m): 6:39am On Nov 28, 2013
whateva u re doing wit dis gal is monthing not dating
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by Danielle22(f): 7:22am On Nov 28, 2013
Im sur some guys wil go for her, coz her azzzzz is xo big,it will entice dem more.
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by oliviatwist: 7:42am On Nov 28, 2013
shocked this one na mountain climbing
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by MagicBishop: 7:50am On Nov 28, 2013
oliviatwist: shocked this one na mountain climbing
AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENUFF
Danielle22: Im sur some guys wil go for her, coz her azzzzz is xo big,it will entice dem more.
U need the right equipment to scale thru
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by Nobody: 7:55am On Nov 28, 2013
Any1 noticed d customised undies?? grin
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by sse7en(m): 8:04am On Nov 28, 2013
You don't wanna go down there...mehn this is one big black bt
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by Nobody: 8:22am On Nov 28, 2013
No be una dey find big nyash?? Una don see nyash run grin grin
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by Nobody: 8:28am On Nov 28, 2013
shocked shocked.....That under wear alone is more than enough to sew two over sized night gowns for Eniola Badmus..

This is the real gbogbo big girl..
shocked

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Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by MagicBishop: 8:33am On Nov 28, 2013
In the words of that famous and legendary English Poet, Sir Mix-a-lot:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so Hot
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *Bleep*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

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Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by IAMBREEZY: 10:48am On Nov 28, 2013
Nope i don't like overload.
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by akpur1(m): 11:32am On Nov 28, 2013
To me Tis beautiful.. By the way another man's meat is another mans pioson
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by Walexz02(m): 11:54am On Nov 28, 2013
shocked shocked shocked
Mountain kilimanjaro cheesy
Omo person go die for here grin
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by bastien: 12:45pm On Nov 28, 2013
Is dis Yansh?? grin
Re: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by bizfirst: 12:58pm On Nov 28, 2013
In excess, even the best of things lose their value...I'll not go near that woman even if she is the last of her specie!

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