Faith93: plaese I fell bad for all insurt I rcevoing for people I thoughgt I av friendships form

donlino9: when I was in sec sch,
there is a girl I ve always been admiring, but m kinda shy of talking to her.
A frnd of mine(well known serial womanizer) gave me a tip of buying white rose, it was some days to val.
On val day,I bought white rose ,while she was alone in her classroom, I went in,
I gave her a white rose, sat down in front of her.
I sang for her. Hehe.
After that, I told her that I love her.

Nostalgia21:
which kind dirty love be dat??..mtcheew

okpara ugo: I went to buy perfumes at the market and had to go to a friend's shop to do so because other places I do that weren't open. I quarreled with the guy in question the last time i visited his shop because he was owing me and refused to pay.

So instead of leaving, i just decided to check him for my purchase. I met this fine girl right there shopping. I couldnt talk to her so this guy wont lower me...

The girl decided to leave immediately. The shop owner now requested for her phone number as per customer levels. She obliged reluctantly. Immediately she left the shop, i crammed the number from the paper via girraffing and updated my phone sharp sharp.

Nonybb: Wat about us. Wat do we virgins do to get a girl

Faith93: seriously..ow awful was my English !

Petitequeen:
cut ur **** in2 four places, fry dm ,eat 1 part nd bury d remainin...u go c gurls ehn

ugojamali:

Ewwwwww! You're evil!

shakur07: Mine was a very pathetic one!! I met d gal in d cab. A very pretty lady oh . I was so busy racking ma brains on ao I go kolet number bur unfortunately for me d gal dropped @ ha own bus stop 3 minutes after. I entered ...as she sropped she was having a disagreement between. D lady and d driver on d amount she paid sha...,d tin reached a stage d driver was bou slapping d. Gal ...,na xo I vex commot from ma seat I go tackle d driver ..I slappd him doing all ds so dah I will turn to a SUPERMAN. In front of d gal ...as I finishd. Wit d driver. Na xo I loookd bk to check for d. GaL I dey fight. For oh ...""Lo and behold dir was no sign of ds GAL ...I was like WTF so I wasted ma efforts lasan. ... To add salt to ma injury d driver and d rest of d passengers laffd @ me like I was a MUMU ....ayam still searchn for d gal up to ds moment. Aniways ...cos ma 2nd name is MAJIYAGBE .....

Petitequeen:
i was jez trying 2 help nau

ugojamali:

That's destruction not help!

sandijey:

Hahahahahahhaahahah! Only me no why I dey laugh,

Promhize: I've had crush on uncountable number of girls but not to the extent of doing something silly

drnairalov: I was once madly in love with one light skinned chick like dat that she told me to stay at the gate and watch out for her mom while she's busy with her BF in the room.☹nd i mumuishly did it because of love!! choi what a cold world,

Then I slept on the floor so the same girl with her bf can comfortably have fun on my bed...cos she wanted to meet her bf..i volunteered my house dat nyt..then recently anoda chick ..i loved or crushed on.. I bought her boyfriend a travel flight ticket from Ghana to come see her in Nigeria!! *crying

Faith93: I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

Petitequeen:
my sister hw du u want 2 get attention wit al ds "gbagaunism" u r postn hia....*brings blackboard,chalk nd a cane*.."oya sit dwn dere nd repeat after me: A for Apple...