I envy people who drink – at least they know
what to blame everything on
Oscar Levant

If anyone in Nigeria still thinks we have a
performing President, such a person had
better visit a psychologist and if it persists,
visit a psychiatrist. For the 3 years that
President Goodluck Jonathan has piloted the
affairs of this country, he has displayed
governance orchestrated by drunkenness and
if he deems it fit to go to court over this
statement, he is very free. But let him be
reminded that no right thinking person will
appear before the courts in Nigeria; not me.
His mantra of transformation agenda has
turned to ‘traumatization’ agenda. This is a
man who rode on the goodwill of Nigerians,
not minding that we hated and still bitterly
hate the PDP, we gave him our votes willingly
like a virgin who has been brainwashed by the
deceptive words of his lover and after the
painful first time experience left to clean up
the blood alone. President Jonathan has raped
our collective intelligence and treasury,
enjoying the ride and ecstasy alone while we
never moaned or screamed as his lovers. Yes,
he rode us like a beast while massaging us
with sweeter words and promises. Finally he
has dumped us!
We have turned to the masturbation of our
brains to pleasure selves in order to forget
the pains inflicted on us; consoling ourselves
that if he doesn’t treat us well as we deserve,
we will give ourselves treat, which we have
continuously done. We agree that it is all
deceit of our individual selves.
Walking like a frail man who knows no evil,
with words so sweet to deceive even the
strongest of minds, he bamboozled us with ‘I
had no shoes” and we fell for it; unknown to
us he had over 400 piece of shoes as a deputy
governor. We forgot that he was held other
positions that had empowered him, but yet we
followed him blindly like a lamb led to the
slaughter and he has truly slaughtered us.
The realization is not too late that we voted
for a drunk who presides after taking shots of
whisky or any brand that gets to the table
first. If he is not a drunk, how do we explain
his actions so far by becoming a terrorist to
Journalists, taking them to court for exposing
his memo to clamp down on opposition
parties? While the case is still in court, he
issues more threat of suing another media for
daring to publish that he took shots of
‘ogogoro’ during his birthday celebration.
No one gives credit to Obasanjo and former
leaders for all the evils they committed
against Nigerian, neither have we told them,
‘well done for looting our national treasury”,
thus using them to judge President Jonathan’s
performance is foolery on anyone’s part. This
is what makes some ethnic bigots to threaten
fire and hell should GEJ not win 2015
election, simply because he comes from a
region that is regarded as the ‘golden geese
that lays the golden egg’, as if any of them
planted or stored the oil in the land. Our
carelessness as a people has given guts to
ethnic morons to always scream blue murder
when Jonathan is accused of corruption,
ranting that he be left alone, ‘after all OBJ did
worse. So what! Has OBJ become a standard
for retrogression or has IBB become a
yardstick to measuring who takes the plaque
for Nigeria most corrupt leader. Is Nigeria a
country that every ethnic leader who gets to
the throne must rape silly?
Only drunk presidents are intimidated by his
ministers, fearful of getting them sacked
despite mountains of corruption leveled
against them by the press and civil society,
simply because they funded the rigged
election that brought him to power. Only
leaders who are always drunk allow ministers
like Onyebuchi Chukwu to still remain in the
saddle as health minister when it is glaring
that he’s not fit for such a job. One would
have thought that after the sack of Ruqayat as
minister of education as a result of our calls,
and replacing her with his buddy who is a
thug, Nyesom Wike, the lingering ASUU crisis
would have been resolved, but hell no; it gets
worse. Here is a leader who has never owned
up to his failure; always putting the blame on
people and past leaders, which is a hallmark
of drunkards. If you cannot stand the heat of
the kitchen, get out.
Our drunken President has now mandated his
puppet Vice Chancellors to force our erudite
professors and lecturers to resume academic
lectures or lose their positions. What arrant
decree from a civilian president who has
successfully metamorphosed into an emperor
with title as Emperor Goodluck Jonathan
Bulldozer. Does he think we live in the time of
the military that his drafting of soldiers to the
campuses will cause the lecturers to be
frightened and resume? The military regime
did worse than this in the popular ‘Ali must
go’ and Ali did go. Jonathan should stop
beating the war drum that will consume him
and set the nation ablaze, for when it begins;
not even the safety of Aso Rock can secure
him. Only drunken Presidents dare the
academia in their country for that begins the
downfall of their regime, hence most leaders
avoid them like plagues, giving them their
dues with less confrontation.
Do we attach President’s Jonathan’s behavior
to his study of zoology, haven mingled with
animals that are lesser beings with shallow
brains? I really don’t know where to place
him. For the first time in the history of any
country, opposition parties are always coming
third in elections, in a new rigging style that
the Goodluck administration have invented.
For the first time in a country, opposition
party leaders take to the street to protest the
charade called election in Anambra States, and
the President deploys all security forces to
stop them. This is a protest where a former
head of state and retired army general
partook in! Hasn’t the president taken enough
shots of ‘ogogoro’ for him to have the
boldness to stop such constitutional process,
using the apparatus of the state, which are
funded by the generality of Nigerians?
For the very first time in our country, a
President loses grip of his political structure
in broad day light, prompting them to move
to the opposition party, thereby making the
President a minority leader; such a record he
must be happy to have broken, as the world’s
first president to come from a minority party.
For crying out loud, how did we degenerate
to this level of shame that we have a
Rehoboam as a President; a drunk who never
thinks before he acts; a leader who takes all
his most sensitive decisions from corrupt
imperialist women? Only drunks makes
certificate forgers board members of a
university and foremost corrupt ex governor
board chairman of Pension commission,
giving him access to loot the money of
pensioners, which will be used in funding the
president’s 2015 election.
Sometimes one wonders the army of deceivers
who surrounds this once innocent president,
telling him tales of Nigerians supporting his
regime. One truly cannot tell where he gets
the statement that Nigerians are asking him to
contest for second tenure. Mr. President,
please wake up from your slumber; no
Nigerian has asked you to contest and if any
has asked you, they are your ethnic group
from South South, few South West people and
minimum of South East voters and you can
hear this straight; your support base is not up
to two million voters.
Run for what? That we may continue in this
hell that you and your PDP Governor’s forum
Chairman, Godswill Akpabio has inflicted on
us? Nigerians has not given up completely on
you, for the race is still on. Most people are
not good starters in a race and you are
obviously one of such, hence the benefit of
doubt that you may just end up well and
become the most loved president in Nigeria’s
history as you have always wished; that is if
wishes were horses. Take less of alcohol and
listen less to your corrupt henchmen, for in
them lies your albatross.
We have given you a fresh start; solve all the
lingering issues in the health and education
sectors, do your best to alleviate the poverty
level of Nigerians, read and listen to critical
reports about you for that is where you will
get the true pictures of happenings in Nigeria,
not from your 419 aides. We hope to see you
at the top.
These little things matter…
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We didn't voted for him! The election was fraud!!!

You all voted for him on sentiments and emotion.. nothing else.. so stick with him to the bitter end

bad belle people will surely die and we the good people of Nigerian will still Vote for GEJ come 2015.

Usbeel: We didn't voted for him! The election was fraud!!!

what killed your father? Aleast i know a brief history about you and your father

Ngene-Ukwenu:
My question is, why must it be Local gin (kai kai), even if he must drink? Nigeria is finished

What is wrong with consuming locally produced products? Idio.ts like you are the main problem we have in Nigeria.

ROSSIKE:
What is wrong with consuming locally produced products? Idio.ts like you are the main problem we have in Nigeria.

Nothing but the effect is higher as evidenced by Jonathan constant gaffe and low level of reasoning. That drink is brewed under a very hash condition through fermentation. 100% alcohol!

Professor Peter: what killed your father? Aleast i know a brief history about you and your father

U dumb?? My father is alive!

See them.

When has GEJ displayed drunkenness in Public?
What evidence do you have that GEJ is an alchoholic?

Your saint Yaradua died as a result of multiple organ failure induced by Kidney failure due to heavy alcoholism.

Your Jagaban is always disgracing himself in public with his slobbering speech and bloodied eye balls due to Gulder and enuff igbo puffing.

You campaign ends here with your lies!

Ngene-Ukwenu:


Nothing but the effect is higher as evidenced by Jonathan constant gaffe and low level of reasoning. That drink is brewed under a very hash condition through fermentation. 100% alcohol!

do u think he takes that everyday thats if he do,when u come to a poor man house u jst try and accept the littel he can offer ur type will go to ur grandma's house in villiage that is not motorabel and tell her to give u moet rose

Jonathanians can never see anything wrong In the man, I mean what kind of human appionts a classless thug as education minister shame of the century! Jonathan is the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria, we wont be able to tell d damage yet till years after is govt when we will still be discovering how disastrous Gej's govt has been?

Orji o orji: bad belle people will surely die and we the good people of Nigerian will still Vote for GEJ come 2015.

wats good about u people who voted d son of a biitch ....yall are fellow retards...who have nothin to add 2 dis nation...smh for ur generations! Mstweew.Awon oloshi!

THIS THREAD WAS SET-UP BY THOSE WHO WANT ANTAGONISE THE PRESIDENT BUH YOU WOULD FAIL COS IT WOULD NOT REACH FRONT PAGE... 2015 WOULD COME AND GEJ WOULD WIN. SO GO AND BLOW WHISTLE

Gej will remain as our president whether u like it or not. Haters pls check the next transformer and do the needful . Nonsense post

Jonathan till 2019

come 2015 this man must go. enough is enough. clueless clown.

abokinside: Jonathanians can never see anything wrong In the man, I mean what kind of human appionts a classless thug as education minister shame of the century! Jonathan is the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria, we wont be able to tell d damage yet till years after is govt when we will still be discovering how disastrous Gej's govt has been?

Nawa o! Isn't alcohol consumption legal? Does he come to work in the mornings reeking of alcohol? Are his speeches slurry and incoherent? So he took kai kai that time, is that one of the "wrongs" Jonathanians are refusing to acknowledge? I bet even Obama has a few glasses now and then but you don't see the American populace make a fuss about it. Next thing you will hear people complain about the way he eats his eggs and how they think eating scrambled eggs is immoral - ludicrous stuff! What does that have to do with anything? This desperate grasping at straws is petty, pathetic and Has undermined any potentially valid criticism.

Do you care to explain the damage you foresee Nigeria would suffer as a result of the GEJ administration, or I'd that just wishful thinking on your part?

GEJ's problems are self-inflicted. He sorrounds himself with rif-rafs who keep telling him 'Notin Dey Happen'. I still cant figure out how he's going to get re-elected with this mentality of GEJ vs North, GEJ vs West, GEJ vs Obj, GEJ vs the Media, GEJ vs APC, and now GEJ vs ASUU. Even when u bank on rigging u must have sufficient support/base.

means: GEJ's problems are self-inflicted. He sorrounds himself with rif-rafs who keep telling him 'Notin Dey Happen'. I still cant figure out how he's going to get re-elected with this mentality of GEJ vs North, GEJ vs West, GEJ vs Obj, GEJ vs the Media, GEJ vs APC, and now GEJ vs ASUU. Even when u bank on rigging u must have sufficient support/base.

Yes, getting re-elected might be a tall order. But it's not as cumbersome as you make it seem; it's just GEJ vs APC (North, west (medIa), ASUU).