Hahahahahaha!
Do u know why I'm laughing? I just remembered some funny names we (I and my classmates) used to call our teachers when we were in secondary school.
Mehn! It was fun. Sometimes when those memories flash back to my brain, I feel like going back to school.
Let me give you the breakdown of some funny names we called our teachers (can't remember all, though).
CHEMISTRY teacher = OXYGENATOR (Reason: He always talks about oxygen).
BIOLOGY teacher = OSMOSIS (Reason: He love teaching osmosis).
AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY (Reason: Dis man ugly pass devil).
ACCOUNT teacher = BULALA (Reason: If dis man flog u, you go hate school).
MATHS teacher = ALGEBRA.
C.R.K teacher = GOOD SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very stingy man).
GOVERNMENT teacher = PDP (Reason: He always talk politics)
These are some I can remember.
What about you? Did you give funny names to all/some ofyour teachers?
Please tell us.
Let's enjoy the thread!

Garrimouth
Mopol
kpokpo garri
obakpororo
syphilis
Woman pant

poli poli, oju igo, agama

Baastard-Mr Are
Fuucktard-Mr Are
Evil Wit*h-Mrs Adebayo
. Shout out to all those who went to INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL,UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS.We hated all our teachers so we never had nice or funny names for them.

Azonto. Thats my vp becos one of his leg is short, wit big butt. So when walkin you can imagine.

Like this post if you think that calling your teachers funny names is bad...

EZEAFUJULU because of his big belle
IDLE MAN .....Because he is too slim

squash.

**Agric Teacher-- Faleti (coz he had one ear).
**Math Teacher-- Baba Jankara(coz this man sells almost everything mathematical set, ruler, 2b&2a pencils,calculator, wrist watch etc another thing he does is dat he always look out for anyone dat does not have a pen, he will jst bring one frm his bag and give it to you which you must pay for it by fire by force.)
**Yoruba Teacher-- Mama Elepe (everything about dis woman was to dish out abusive words frm any slight provocation.)
**Literature Teacher-- Kanu
** Business Studies Teacher-- 2pac

uncle "pill back" from ADSS Warri.

Oxygen collector: he was called that because of his big nose.

James Bond 007= Rev Odusina VP
councillor=mr olugbewesa
Easy=Mr Akindele Maths Teacher
ijebu ode grammer school

mike404:
YOU NO BE LAGOS INDIGENE AGAIN GOD DON DEY EXPOSE UNA ONE BY ONE

me no b lagos indigene oooooo, i be 100% Ijebu Man to d core but base base in lag.

This topic has been treated before. Anyways i can still remember some funny names
Onomatopia - English teacher
Mr Hamburger - further maths teacher
Ajakolokolo - a primary school teacher. Lmaooo. Was so funny then
Those are the few i can remember

Onuntu - long mouth

Physics teacher-pensioner(he always dress like one)

chemistry teacher-mami water or marmaid(she's too curvy and beautiful)

economic teacher-ogorstine

geography teacher-he's a chinese man we call him salamanda etc i can't remember the rest

my agric teacher hammer bcus his head is in the shape of hammer. ;Dmy agric teacher hammer bcus his head is in the shape of hammer.

MR OSAMA- ESHIN
MR ODEBIYI- ODE

1. (JSS Vice principal) Pastor coat! (he likes wearing coat a lot)
2. (econs teacher) She me after the lesson (he do pronounce 'see' as 'she')

Mai intro-tech teacher....he's got a bald head and we named him"zidane"

Beauty nd d beast -she's beautiful nd her husband is d exact opposite

Balobalo
Arshavin

My Maths teacher Alegbeyin cos he has teeth but is real name is Alegbejo! Lol

Lolz...... Can't just stop lafin......

My Social studies master was being called 'baba ko l'eje' ( father without blood).

My economics master was called Emotion.

Matheamatics master was being called 'mai jemu' (d mustache)....

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Stone cold...cos of his ever shinning head
Coke n fanta...because he bleaches
Portfolio...because he carries dat 2 wherever he goes
J s 2 hey.... Dat wat she calls j s 2A
E.t.c

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dridowu: James Bond 007= Rev Odusina VP
councillor=mr olugbewesa
Easy=Mr Akindele Maths Teacher
ijebu ode grammer school

YOU NO BE LAGOS INDIGENE AGAIN GOD DON DEY EXPOSE UNA ONE BY ONE

Sindel, like the mortal Kombat character. She shouts too much

Monkey nd dis kuz no doubt dis man looks lyk one bt he kipz callin us d studentz Monkey so datz hw we named him monkey

Lol anoda ws ma introtech teacher bck den we kal him
Sir tk ur position,he normally has dis unique floggin position so anytym he wanna flog u wat u wil hia is a loud scream my fwend tk ur position.mk I digress smal discuss dis position which entails bendin as if u wanna pick sumtin wit ur buttocks facin him nd if he is floggin u,u dare nt touch it if nt ur name na sori,dis reminds me of Valentine Ugoka ma classmate in JS2 den dis guy ws flogged mercilessly den nd d rule is dnt touch ur yansh I gues d pressure ws much on d buttocks of my guy dis guy couldn't hold it he had 2 rush 2 d nearest wall 2 start scratchin his bumbum kai we laff dat day die each tym I remember dis incident nd many more I can't jst stp laffin.if d man wan flog 4 names of noise makerz if d boi no d dey list I'm go flog person wey write bt indeed dat niggga is a noise maker

Choi dat man can flog die nd he reali dealt wit us

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