Our VP--Awolowo (Just because of his big size glasses
Gateman--Baba Odi (Coz d man is deaf)
Intro tech teacher--Mr Foka (coz he normaly bit d tip of d fingerz
English Teacher is called Baba Vocab(...grammer to mus

(1)Sherck....Ecomices uncle
(2) English aunty.........Aunty Dragon.

nnocurruption: uncle "pill back" from ADSS Warri.

Oxygen collector: he was called that because of his big nose.

hahaha this got me laughing..no be only oxygen collector.lmao

Agric teacher: "Bastinado"> because he can flog very well. Rep AWORI COLLEGE, OJO.

Don famous: Azonto. Thats my vp becos one of his leg is short, wit big butt. So when walkin you can imagine.

You left secondary school few months ago.....Stop it Ǻπϑ don't argue with me.

Wanna know how I got to know right?...Azonto, someone who left secondary School 2011 won't have dat name for a teacher....d whole AZONTO thing came u recently.

So, how well re u enjoying after sec. Sch life. Hope u re reading well fo JAMB?

Adisa owala - tribal mark things
Jegede aeroplane - shape of his head and yoruba english
Ozone
Mario (RIP) - super mario's twin bro
Mr X.

Repping the Honey Bee (USS ILORIN)

Like if ur from here.

Economics teacher- Chucky (because he is fair and short with round face just exactly like Chucky pluss he was very wicked).
Guidance and deCouncelling- Mancheaster (because she was GREATLY endowed in d front region).
Chemistry teacher -Denke(this one wasnmean of them-i no follow o- but the guy can flog ehh. the name was cos he had one leg shorter than another so when he walks you can only imagine the picture). That reminds me of what happened back then, one of these nwannabe class prefects went to the staff room and asked for Mr Denke the teachers said no teacher by that name she should describe the person, when they understood who she was talking about they told her to kneel down they called him i don't need to tell you she got the trashing of her life.

Patega, for economics teacher, geogeo lopez for geography teacher

i remember my English teacher during my ss1 days, we call her ''miss chwky'' lolzz,

My Geography uncle was called GEO BOBO

Our RME teacher was called EZEKUDELE because he was bald

Jackson 5 --- Home econs teacher (always on afro)

Pinocchio --- fine arts teacher (had a big nose)

Spotty --- geography teacher (an albino)

Inspector Gadget --- school inspector

Meoww meeoww ---- school inspector too (she had heavy tribal marks)

Sokoto Gudali --- our agric teacher (he loved cows a lot)

*may God forgive us for we knew not what we did*

dwizy:


You left secondary school few months ago.....Stop it Ǻπϑ don't argue with me.

Wanna know how I got to know right?...Azonto, someone who left secondary School 2011 won't have dat name for a teacher....d whole AZONTO thing came u recently.

So, how well re u enjoying after sec. Sch life. Hope u re reading well fo JAMB?

hahahaha. You are the type that hears music about six month after its been released. The song was early last year bro

Maths teacher - Ancient man(he likes talking abt ancient tins)
Agric teacher - Batista(him resemble batista die. Though he caught us one day....mhne see floggin after skol)
Computer teacher - Undertaker( him too dey like undertaker)
Compound master - kopoko(him no fit speak english well cuz of his tribe n dey use kopoko too much.)Him girl-kirl. Gate-kate.
Vice principal- cover shoe(him shoes na die!!!)

VP academics 1- komokomo, kaftan
VP academics 2- Chinese mama
Govt teacher - uniform
Agric teacher - supercat
TD teacher - sobercolar
Social studies teacher - have a nice day
Geography teacher - Sisco
Maths teacher - quantum, three tintin
Literature teacher - moon walker

"Mr Kito" --- that's my chemistry teacher

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how u take know oga Yeboah


chemistry teacher !!

he taught me here in osogbo

OSCCO !!!

i dont even know the subject he teaches, anyway sha he b our VP dn

my geography teacher was named "BERY GOOD" he pronounces "V " as "B " thereby leading to his inability to pronounce "very good ". and this man will shout on the top of his voice to say "bery good" each time you impressed him in his classed ..
Our biology teacher too was named "CENTURY " because that was how she calls "CELL THEORY ". her best topic then

My vp during jss , we call him jogbojogbo
my principal opolo ijoba
Chemistry teacher Kk i.e kulukulu
English teacher ogbobiaku
English teacher ss 3 elegbede
Math teacher ss3 brother
Math teacher js3 koobo
French teacher ora
Nd lot more

PROFESSOR SABINNUS, ANTY NO NOISE, UNCLE MI

Government teacher>> parliamentary(that's d first topic(parliamentary system of government) he thought us nd we are new to that word)

mr. brown trouser

majata,eyin njo rice,ogufe etc

my government teacher was a Ghanian so we called him Adjolor even tho it wasnt his name. it seem every ghanian bore dah name then.
my english teacher was vocabulary. she spoke very big grammars.
the math teacher was sleepy eyes..he had them
And then my further math teacher was wahala dey..everything was ended wth dat phrase by him...he would say submit your assignment and wen we did and he counted falling short of our numba, he wud say for those of you who didnt do this assignment wahala dey!!

Chaba, hanger,short monkey.

Our Economics teacher was nicknamed 'Skintight' cos he was so so so slim. Whenever I remember d name I laugh and laugh. It was so funny at d time. Whenver we had economics, our class monitor would ask wat we had and d whole class would shout "skintight".

my biology teacher:scrota sac a.k.a akpa-amu
physics: mama Celestine,parameter and that is
maths:a.c
English:fellany
commerce:Mr pepper
principal: behold
economics: am a around
geography:I ve d world in my pocket

Lols ..... My physics teacher was called " u are on your own". He can say that 100timez in class. Unity sec skul

Scrub(cos the guy is always scratchin his ***), mr white(wears white every day of d week).
Lost goat(a corper, d 1st day he entered sch, he was looking around like he was lost).
Mr ojo beans(d shape of his eye is like beans,).
Agama(always nods his head when walking).
Shy guy(mhen, dan man was too shy he always talks to d board )
maths teacher-baba here now(talking with his nose)
Thats all i can remember now. It was funny.

DID ANYONE ATTEND ILESA GRAMMAR SCHOOL IN THE MID TO LATE 90'S?
Oya now
1.Ewure...our Vp(he calls offenders that name,this man can recognise you 20 years after by mere seeing your face,so we run and dodge our faces when he's approaching)

2.Walahi talahi Olorun ogun n gbo...our P.E teacher,he can beat hell out of anyone,he'll even drop cain and use fist,he'll boast,''maa na e jaleti,walahi talahi olohun ogun n gbo...(heard they taught him a bitter lesson in the jungle later)

3.Idi iroko,..a teacher who is more gifted at the backside than in teaching...

cant remember others jare

D CRS teacher was called AB (area boy) he didn't know how to comport himself
physics teacher was called 'short answer questions' he always liked to give such questions
government teacher was called power he loved d topic so much
biology teacher was called bottle d lady could not express herself in english without flopping
geography teacher was called yansh peeler when he flogged on ass ur skin would peel off
my maths teacher was called A1 he always ended each class with it

English teacher- cross ur Ts and dot ur I's. Lit teacher-ishi nkwocha. ST JUDE'S SEC AND COMPUTER CENTRE. OWERRI.