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| Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Oyedokun100(m): 9:56am On Dec 02, 2013 |
Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating. I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow. 1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date. 2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt. 3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up. 4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality. 5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that. In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that. 50 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by smakati(m): 10:21am On Dec 02, 2013 |
You need help. 11 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 8:25pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
smakati: You need help. how does he need help?.....is dere anything unreal in all the OP said?......he is a real guy and he has posted d reality and he is not trying to be a pervert like you..."SMARTPHONES MAKES LIFE MEANINGFUL TO GUYS THAN GIRLFRIENDS THESE DAYS..Is it sex?...u can get that at a hotel or club, and they will do you better than your so-called GFs. 30 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Zammydagreat(m): 8:30pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
I see u heading to uselu......dis 1 nor be ordinary madness 5 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by physise(m): 8:33pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
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| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by satowind(m): 6:34pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;
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| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Fecodear(f): 6:35pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Op, Have you taken your drugs today? Make sure you remain a celibate for life. A na akọgheri... And to think this made front page... Mtchweem 2 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:36pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
To each his own. 4 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:37pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
u can sleep wit ur android i guess...how does ur android like it? missionary? doggy?touch ur toes ?so many cray personalities on nl !!!smh 2 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Oyinprince(m): 6:38pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
SMH, soon. we wuld see anoda topic on fp, 'A Nairalander got married to his android phone' 10 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by wilybebsy(m): 6:38pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
dix guy realy nidz help..c wetin make fp.. |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by kellynoah: 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
if ur in support dat de OP is suffering from malaria "LIKE DIS POST" 14 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by missterious(f): 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
satowind: Datowind's birthday loading. Who still dey talk of girl friends in this modern generation were dere is android and friends with benefits. s ;What is all this? 11 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Caprison(m): 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
.......M Coming bck.... 1 Like |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by k2fresh: 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Made front page with jst 3comments,surprising! |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
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| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by vikacydevato(m): 6:40pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Maybe you arê right. But, there arê still good girls out there. Take your time and search for the one that is better than your android phone. Lol ! 1 Like |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:41pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
I think a more appropriate title of this thread should be reasons why the op doesn't get laid 1 Like |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:42pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Why exactly is this on frontpage? 7 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by homesteady(m): 6:43pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Mtcheew! |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Gbade60: 6:43pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Wished women weren't created!!! Wud av been a peaceful world!!! No woman no cry, no android no fun!! 7 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by colossus2: 6:43pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Marry your smartphone bro  |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by lexrichy(m): 6:44pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
And this made backpage sorry frontpage.Well i have a PlayStation 3 an Xbox 360 and 2 android phones and 2 girlfriends.........am just being honest. |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nwoka(m): 6:45pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
My android dont nag..... 4 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Truckpusher(m): 6:46pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
lorretta u: Why exactly is this on frontpage?Too many dumb people becoming mods 1 Like |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by drnairalov: 6:46pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Yaba left is calling for you Op |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:47pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
mrvocalprowess: u can sleep wit ur android i guess...how does ur android like it? missionary? doggy?touch ur toes ?so many cray personalities on nl !!!smh google is working on it 2 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by musty001: 6:47pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
it will nt b 2 lng b4,we start hearing thingz like.... 1)a guy marries his smartphone 2)he left #20 million fortune 4 his smartphone 3)guy caught having sex wit his smartphone 5)he dumped his gf 4 a smartphone etc... Okaaay,wat i'm i trying 2 say? #simple# u can't compare a mere gadget 2 a human being! #musty# 2 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by redcliff: 6:47pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
No doubt op is a bonafide self servicist..lmao! 1 Like |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Gbade60: 6:47pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
How can u compare ur girlfriend wit a cheap nd common 'android fone'? Well no mata what, I still prefer my girlfriend to iphone 5S!!! 2 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by cashkid18(m): 6:48pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
i was d ist pesin dt created dis topic on nl for d past three months bt it neva fp n dis dude copied it n it makes fp.u cn check my profile to confirm it  1 Like |
| Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Stunner1(f): 6:48pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Gbade60: How can u compare ur girlfriend wit a cheap nd common 'android fone'? Well no mata what, I still prefer my girlfriend to iphone 5S!!! sensible post 5 Likes |
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