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Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 10:27am On Dec 06, 2013
(1) “we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria” …Information Minister Labaran Maku.

(2) “you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite”…Bakin Zuwo.

(3) “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram απϑ invest in Nigeria”…GEJ

(4) ” I will water your school and fire your school”..Orji Uzoh Kalu.

(5) “Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn”…GEJ.

(6) “I will rather kill myself than commit sucide”..Dame Jonathan.

(7) “I founded this school for the masses and ŧħҿ school fees is 850,000 naira”…Atiku Abubakar.

(cool Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umoru Dikko.

(9) “Telephone is not meant for the poor”..David Mark

(10) “The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States” – Yakubu Gowon

(11) “school is not meant for the poor, only for ŧħҿ rich”..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim

(12) “At 50, Britain iwas still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly”..Diezeani Madueke.

(13)..”Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria”…Obasanjo

(14)…”The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny”..Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.

(15)..”On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate •̸Ϟy family”.. Dame Jonathan.

(16)..”We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called ŧħҿ result”…Chris Uba

(17)..”I want to commend ŧħҿ doctors and nurses for responding to treatment”… Dame Jonathan

(18)…”I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?”- Dame Jonathan.

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 10:30am On Dec 06, 2013
Felicia Don Kill Me

I promised Felicia 10k last week as we were chatting on BBM. She came to Abuja yesterday, on unexpected visit. This morning, she asked me of the 10k I promised her. I then told her that I want to leave for Makurdi in the next 5mins. I gave her my First Bank ATM Card that she should take it and withdraw all she wanted (knowing fully well that I had less than 3k in that account).

As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left the house knowing that she will come crying back to me. As I got to AYA Junction, Moses my elder brother called me on the phone saying “Lucky, you don get the alert, I just dey komot from First Bank oh! I don pay that 80k wey I been owe you into your account, thanks”.

Mheeeen, see sweat! Few minutes later, I got the alert!! Confirm 80k credited. I wan die as d money enter.

Tried calling Felicia’s phone, switched off.

Tried PING!!! PING!!! No delivery.

The Next minute, Alerts: 20k debited, 20k debited, 20k debited, 20k debited. Even the last 2k withdrawn.

I no know wetin happen to me, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened?

But what will I say?




















































Todays Prayer Point : Make God no let your son resemble your landlord OOO..say amin!!!
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 10:33am On Dec 06, 2013
Johnbull was hungry and went to ‘maishayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them:

Johnbull: You get loaf of bread?

ABOKI: yes

Johnbull: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between

ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed )

Johnbull: You get egg?

ABOKI: yes customer

Johnbull: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer

Johnbull: You get sardine for inside gongoni?

ABOKI: yes customer everything dey.

Johnbull: put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic’ ll make a lot of money 2day, God don butter my life)

Johnbull: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me.

ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.

Johnbull: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 10:35am On Dec 06, 2013
What is badluck?

Bad luck is when you are wearing “my oga @ d top ” T shirt and den you get into trouble wit civil defence. That one na www. Serious beating daz all u’ll get.

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:37am On Dec 06, 2013
Patricks Obahiagbon Phone Conversation

Patricks Obahiagbon’s girlfriends phone rings

Patrick Obahiagbon : Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention

Mary: What ?

Patrick Obahiagbon:your phone is ringing

Mary : i am in the shower sweety,please answer it for me

Patrick Obahiagbon: hello….

CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA).

Patrick Obahiagbon: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue

CALLER: where is Mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while i’m submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi.

CALLER: who is this ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: do you have air-time of N100 , 000 and above? any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near you and purchase a book titled “knowing professor Obahiagbon, the individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”..i authored it when I was senator in the previous regime

CALLER: who are you to mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing…..

CALLER: come again ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Mary’s pelvic areas

CALLER: say that again i i don’t understand ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual who exposes Mary’s lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . I’am Mary’s boyfriend,And who are u ?

CALLER: its Mary’s mother

Patrick Obahiagbon: good morning ma, how home

Patrick Obahiagbon: hello mama I dey greet na

Patrick Obahiagbon: mama mama mama

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:40am On Dec 06, 2013
Question time

Uncle: What’s 10 plus 10?

AKPOS: I don’t know.

Uncle: Idiot! You can’t answer such a cheap sum…Your stupidity will kill you.

AKPOS: Uncle, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note which would you pick?

Uncle: 1000 of course

AKPOS: Can’t you pick both? Na Poverty go kill you.

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:50am On Dec 06, 2013
Churches In Warri (LWKMD!!)

I went to warri recently if you see name of churches, ha! my broda even Satan self dey fear. Make I yarn una:yo u’ll see something like this.

{1} SATAN UR OWN DON KPAFUKA EVANGELICA MINISTRY

{2} Operation carry devil nack for ground bible ministry.

{3} The atomic bomb bible brigadia barack ministry *aka* shoot d devil make im eye clear.

{4}Ssatan wetin we do you evangelical church of God.*aka* Satan leave us alone.

{5} Operation no look Uche face biblical church of Christ.*aka* slap Satan face ministry.

{6} Pay your tithe and offering church of God.*aka* pay ur tithe n win generator gospeler.

{7} Satan if you try me, you go hear ween prayer ministry

{8} Satan chop make i chop bible assemble *aka* we no dey find Satan trouble ministry.

The next name shock me no be small ….. . . . .

Bokoharam prayer ministry devil u go fear. Hey!! Warrrriii!!! we hail oo

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:53am On Dec 06, 2013
How To Know Say You Get Chinese Phone

1-The battery gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2-Na so so two sims dey inside

3-The phone has a tv, microwave, nail cutter, separate speakers, toothbrush, lighter , all inside

5-Your text messages can be written with toothpick

6-There is some spelling mistakes e.g,Nokla,SamVang, Darkberry, iporn

7-You dey inside club dey buble and you can still hear the caller.

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:59am On Dec 06, 2013
AKPORS IN A BIBLE STUDY CLASS

Teacher: What is the surname of Lazarus that Jesus rose from the death?

Akpors: COMFORT

Teacher: Why did you say?

Akpors: Read your bible carefully sir, when Jesus called Lazarus he included his surname

Teacher: How?

Akpors: He called with a loud voice saying “LAZARUS COMFORT”

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 12:15pm On Dec 06, 2013
EKAITTE: Why is your shirt having another lady’s perfume?

AKPORS: That querry is rather rhetorical.. However I detest what you are insinuating.

EKAITTE: Are you cheating on me?

AKPORS: I haven’t breached our matrimonial vows. Just shared a lift with a lady and her scent must have diffused and precipitated to form residue on my shirt. Just physics at play. How many times must I recycle the utterance that your genitials are the sole destination of my seminal fluids?

EKAITTE: You are no longer the man I thought you were. Lets call it quits!

AKPORS: You want us to diverge because your nose buds registered a foreign scent? I said I will abide by you better or worse, but this has surpassed the worse parameter and has encroached into the insanity zone which was not provided for in the vows.. Anyway, have your way, lets break up!

EKAITTE: Aaawww baby, I was just jealous.. I’m sorry!

AKPORS: I repel your remorse sensations.. Your infedelity claims have battered me therefore Kindly please radiate with your belongings from the vicinity of my bungalow at a simmillar speed to light before the personnel of a security firm forcefully does it.

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 4:34pm On Dec 06, 2013
English Exam

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me.

She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was on number 65, I was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her.

We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone, “What is it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you are! You are a disgrace to your manhood!

Na so I shout “Heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! I am finished!, who has eraser!!!”

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:31pm On Dec 10, 2013
Nigeria My Beloved Country
NIGERIA….MY BELOVED COUNTRY.
• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say “notin dey happen guy”
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake nairanote.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’
• Where government officials don’t know the national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggarhand.
• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr’dre slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
•Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!

Naija i hail thee

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:39pm On Dec 10, 2013
Marriage Sweet O LWKMD!
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’ All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’ Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don’t understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!! ..and the one dat cracks everyone’s rib:
10. Who is this?
Gbosaaaaaaaaaa

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:41pm On Dec 10, 2013
Marriage Sweet O LWKMD!
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’ All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’ Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don’t understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!! ..and the one dat cracks everyone’s rib:
10. Who is this?
Gbosaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:42pm On Dec 10, 2013
Marriage Sweet O LWKMD!
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’ All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’ Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don’t understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!! ..and the one dat cracks everyone’s rib:
10. Who is this?
Gbosaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:42pm On Dec 10, 2013
Marriage Sweet O LWKMD!
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’ All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’ Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don’t understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!! ..and the one dat cracks everyone’s rib:
10. Who is this?
Gbosaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:53pm On Dec 10, 2013
JAMES: I saw a strap of your bra..
TEACHER: James Getout!,no class for u 4
a week!.
*Another Boy laughs*
TEACHER: Why did u laugh??
BOY : i saw both straps of d bra
TEACHER: GETOUT, no class 4 u for
1 month!..
*Teacher bends down 2 pick
chalk & johnny started walking
out..*
TEACHER: Johnny, why are you
going out?
JOHNNY : what i saw just now, I
think my school days are
over!!!!! ... LMAO!!!

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:57pm On Dec 10, 2013
A lady wanted to buy a parrot, she went ova to d store n asked d storekepper. "wat is so special abt dis parrot" said d lady."it can talk" replied the storekeeper. Then the lady asked d parrot " how do i look" the parrot replied " you look like a prostitute". The lady turned to d storekeeper and said " i can't buy such a rude parrot". The store keeper pleaded with her to wait on a lil, he took the parrot to d back of the house and dipped it inside a bucket of water, when he brought it out he said to it "insult that lady one more time and i will dip u inside a bucket of water again" he took the parrot back to the lady and said " pls ma'am ask d parrot another qusetion;
Lady: if i come home with a man, who is he?
Parrot: your husband.
Lady: 2 men?
Parrot: ur husband and his brother.
Lady: 3 men?
Parrot: ur husband, his brother and ur brother.
Lady: 4 men?
Parrot: Get the Bleep'n bucket of water, i already told u, she is a PROSTITUTE!!!!!

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 8:07pm On Dec 11, 2013
i just remembered today's date to be 11-12-13

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:54pm On Dec 11, 2013
Today actually prove to me success it not measured by ur income
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:59pm On Dec 11, 2013
*A husbandcomes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 12:31am On Dec 12, 2013
During a Biology exam, the first question was:
“Draw the female reproductive organ.”
As the exam was progressing, Ehis saw Obehi bending down to look between her legs,
so Ehis raised his hands and shouted at the top of his lungs, “Sir, Obehi is copying from the original!”
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by JustWahlay: 5:41pm On Dec 12, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin mehnnn dis ur joke na die grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by willienaji: 10:44pm On Dec 12, 2013
lolzzzzzz. i believe u my guy!!! u try!!!!!
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 7:32pm On Dec 17, 2013
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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 9:36pm On Dec 22, 2013
AKPORS is the Boss in the Office. Lets see how he is interviewing people.
AKPORS: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
AKPORS: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
AKPORS: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
AKPORS: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
AKPORS: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
AKPORS: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
AKPORS: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 9:43pm On Dec 22, 2013
On a very cool evening, Mr. Akpos was
with his family, all watching TV
when his youngest son, 'Joshua'
interrupts with a question.
Joshua: Dad(AKPORS), whats the
difference between 'potential' and '
reality'?
AKPORS (turns to wife): would u sleep
with George.W. Bush for $1 million?
Wife: Of course, I will never waste
that opportunity.
AKPORS (turns to daughter): Would u
sleep with Brad Pitt for $1 million?
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.
AKPORS (turns to eldest son): Would u
sleep with Tom Cruise for $1 million?
Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I
would do with that money.
AKPORS turns to his youngest son Joshua:
U see son, 'potentially' we are sitting
with multimillionaires BUT in 'reality'
we are sitting with two prostitutes and
one Gay

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 10:45pm On Dec 22, 2013
The Exam
During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam..
Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “.

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 10:56pm On Dec 22, 2013
Today’s lesson at school is Animal science
Teacher:wot is a baby lizard called?
Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.




No qualms, to d lizzy and wizy baby... G.nite
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:21pm On Dec 22, 2013
Love Cake
One day, oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He moulded a big heart cake (♥) with the assistance of the househelp, a project which took almost the whole day.
Madam came back and met the househelp sleeping and snoring:
Madam: Will you get up now! silly girl. What have you been doing since morning?
Househelp: Madam welcome. No vex abeg. Me and oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish I say make I lie down small…
Imagine what will happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alam Don Scatter

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Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:31pm On Dec 22, 2013
BREAKING NEWS
Wonders shall never end!!!!
Obuntu (Akpors’ younger sister) – an S.S 3 student got to school in the morning and started singing. The teacher tried to stop the girl but she refused to stop. Instead, she changed from Michael Jackson to Sunny Ade. The teacher sent for her relatives at home! By the time her brother Akpors got to her school, the girl was on Ayinde Barrister. The teacher asked Akpors what her problem was all about. It was then that Akpors confessed that the girl mistakenly swallowed a 2GB memory card owned by a DJ.
Re: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(m): 11:48pm On Dec 22, 2013
Where Am I ?
Where Am I? Riddle !
I’ve been to many countries and when its time to go to bed; I have heard
“Good night my love” In Britain,
“Sleep tight my love” in Australia “
“Sweet dreams my love “in America,
Then I heard..
“did you lock all the doors and the windows?
What about the garage and the Gate?
Are the Dogs in?
What of the Gateman?
Did you spray the anointing oil on the doors?
Was the charm hanged very well in the sitting room?” Where am I?

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