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Little Johnny Again by mufuteeeee(m): 6:23pm On Jul 26, 2008
Mom: Johnny, It's time for your bath
Johnny: Oh Mum, but I am not dirty
Mom: C'mon your water iss ready
Johnny: But I don't need water for my bath
Mom: What do you mean Johnny?
Johnny: I am to be drycleaned


After applying for the job,
Johnny: Thanks, I will send my brother
Recep.: Make it early, she closes at two
Johnny: Hold on, Is Uche a girl?
Recep.: Yes
Johnny: I'll go myself
Re: Little Johnny Again by Abbygyal(f): 11:25pm On Jul 26, 2008
After applying for the job,
Johnny: Thanks, I will send my brother
Recep.: Make it early, she closes at two
Johnny: Hold on, Is Uche a girl?
Recep.: Yes
Johnny: I'll go myself

lol
Re: Little Johnny Again by MrInfo1(m): 7:30am On Jul 27, 2008
Mom: Johnny, There's too much sand in the rice
Johnny: I am sorry mum' I added sand to it
Mom: Why?
Johnny: My friends visited while I was preparing it
Mum: What has that got to do with sand in the rice?
Johnny: I succeded in stopping them from eating
Re: Little Johnny Again by clemcykul(f): 1:48pm On Jul 28, 2008
lol

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