MY POLICE LIFE (Short Story) By FAITHFUL DON
I have read interesting stories on Nairaland which inspire me to write this piece. I’m not a great writer, so I will love to view your constructive criticism and encouragement. Also I love great input from great writers that can help me tell this story in a way that people will easily understand and assimilate.
Note: this story is a true life story and some events are a bit exaggerated to suit our mode. The characters are a bit twisted either from male to female or they don’t actually exist but my sex escapades are real. So, you as a reader have to figure out for yourself.
This is my first story on Nairaland, please help anyway you can.
One thing is true I AM A POLICEMAN or use to be. Thank you and enjoy.

Aiit aiit #waiting#

CHAPTER ONE
As I stepped into my car to start my engine, i noticed my phone was vibrating on the seat next to me. “So this is where this phone has been all this while” I said to myself as I tried to pick up the call. I discovered it was a new number and the call became missed call. On the screen was 27 missed calls and I wondered who it could be and how important the situation was that he will call me 27 times within the 30 minutes i spent in the restaurant this morning. Thank God I didn’t enter the restaurant with my phone, at least i have finished my food even if am going to die. I scrolled through my phone and discovered that 10 calls were from my oga, 6 from Corporal Salisu, 4 from the station line and 7 from the last new number that called. I was deep in my thought wondering what could be happening that deserve such calls within 30 minutes when I saw Corporal Salisu’s call coming in again. I decided to pick and if he is trying to borrow money as usual then he will meet a brick wall today.
How far? I said as I pick the call. Where you dey as i dey call u since? He replies. Guy, I dey your hand ne? But if you must know, I go Aroma Restaurant go update myself. Hope no problem? i inquired. “I hear say them don bring our promotion and posting and dey paste am for notice board for office”, he said. “And I hear say they drive timothy and the other guys from the force because of that their case”, he continued.
Sgt. Timothy is a policeman that was involve in a case of impregnating a 16 year old girl called Matter who was brought from Akwa Ibom to help Madam Brass sell food in the mini canteen in the barrack. The first day i notice Matter in the barrack, i almost went for her but Sgt. Timothy told me she is just 16 and too small for me not knowing he had other plans. Seeing Matter with her succulent pawpaw-shaped breast and curved hips, you will swear that she is either 24 or 25. It was during the case in the station that i realised Sgt. Timothy has been vibrating this girl in the police bus at night every time he offered to go and drop Madam Brass coolers and other things at home. Matter became pregnant and he took her to a clinic where the doctor specialises in abortion but on that faithful day karma caught up with them. She loses a lot of blood and Sgt. Timothy try to run away but the doctor was smart and reported to our station. That was 1.8 million naira case and it must be handled with care, so that the entire dividend must be enjoyed. I know you must be wondering why 1.8 Million naira.
See let me even introduce myself, I’m Corporal Tijjani Hamza of NPF (Nigria Police Force) if you like correct the abbreviation, and i will denial you. Am a corporal with a difference because i ride a car my DPO cannot ride and i solve cases base on the money we can get from it. So Sgt. Timothy case and Matter is worth 1.8 million naira. The doctor and Sgt Timothy must pay handsomely because in the station, every case depend on money even if you are the I.G, you must settle boys to close eyes. They call me T-brain in the station because of my ability to twist any case in favour of the highest bidder. I got the name when i solved a case of a popular politician with human heads.
Will be right back
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I will update later. Let me rush home because of abuja traffic

Witwicky: Aiit aiit #waiting#

Thanks for waiting

;DAbeg drive pass the traffic on time oooooo !






.......Drag's my cup of pop corn...... ;DAbeg drive pass the traffic on time oooooo !






.......Drag's my cup of pop corn......

“So that is why everybody has been calling” I responded but nobody at the other end of the line. “Hello, hello but nobody answered”. That is Salisu for you; he will never waste his money for anybody but will always go around begging for money in the office as if poverty was only inverted in his family. I wanted to call back but the thought of him always trying to act smart annoys me. I called the station line and Corporal Jude picked telling me that people are waiting for me and even oga is anxious to see me.
“What is happening today or did Matter call my name too” was the thought going round on my head and several others. There is one thing I didn’t say about Matter, there was a day she brought food for the DPO and i escorted her in to deliver the food but on our way upstairs she said she wanted to tell me something important later and i said she is always welcomed anytime. She came around later that evening to tell me that her friend’s birthday was that day and all arrangements has been made but no venue and no protection for them because I know how delicate Bauchi is now. I called a boy that knows how to get a venue and he said Benco Hotels near Federal Poly Bauchi is available that night. I informed her about the development and asked what is in for me.
“Uncle T, Uncle T we are more that 18 girls coming to the party and u can choose as many as you want” she said. “NO! I don’t like some small girls oooh” i responded.” Haba, only me fit F*UCk you to cripple and you they call us small girls” she boasted. So this girl is calling for a big challenge and for her to say f*uck then this is what i wanted to boost my moral. I gave her the guy’s number with a promise that i will come and pick her and some of her friends to the party.
She later called around 9pm that she and her friends are ready. My car is volkwagen Passat wagon and can only accommodate 10 persons at most. i made her to understand that i can only carry 7 people but she said that some of the girls had gone to the venue with their boyfriends with cars and they are only four remaining. I said ok that i will be on my way. I have to arrange myself because if these poly cult boys arrange for me then i will be fully prepared. I took a short gun but no bullet. I dressed up and went to the barracks to pick them and i was shocked to see how these barrack girls were dressed up like whores waiting for customers. When i packed i over held one of them said not bad. They entered the car and Matter introduces the girl in front as Rita and the two with her at the back as Rejoice, Raila. “Why are you girls bearing names starting with R” I joked. “We are the four mafias and we are going to rock you through this night” Rita said smiling while trying to play my car stereo. Let me help you then our hands touch in the process."U've a very soft hands and you smells nice" rita said. Before I could say anything she has directed my hand into her pu**ssy and pushing my finger deep into her already wet cl*otr*s, I try to remove but Matter tap me on the shoulder and said no Bleep up. By this time her two legs already on laps and her womaniless was fully facing me,nicely trimed but a very large c**nt. I wonder what kind of girl is this." Pls finger me or I will cry here today" Rita screamed."Do you want us to have accident and die" I reponded. Raila stood up and started sucking her(Rita) right in front of me and my chairman almost jump out of my trouser as Rita moans.So these girls are lesbians! How I go fit handle four of them today were the thought on my head as I ride. Rita later arrange herself and zip down my trouser and struggle to bring out my chairman as I stop her on the way."hw old are you" I asked. "Am 21" she answered while still trying to bring out my d**ck. She succeeded and started playing with it. Am naturally endowed down there as many ladies had given testimony about it. My chairman is abit long and curve as if u are trying to draw a big arc on a graph. She brought out a can of smiff noff ice and pour some on my chairman while give me a memorable BJ!!!. I maintain my stand but the way Raila was touching my neck from behind almost made me lose control. I packed and warn that they should wait till we reach Benco and they will no who I be. So these girls wan fall my hand ba?God pass them. We arrived at Benco Hotel and they rush out to met some of there friends out there but immediately Rita ran back into the car saying Baba na! Baba na meaning my father in hausa.So this rough girl get papa sef. I entered the car with her and she pointed to a direction and behold it was DPO(my oga kehinde). So my oga na ur father? But oga get daughter like you? Yes na,he is my father and I came to stay with him since he left our mama last year.He caught mama with one barrack boy having sex and he almost kill them."ok like mother like daughter" I said to myself. We(me & rita) stayed in the car for almost 20 mins when rita started giving me another BJ!!!. I almost came in her mouth when she said "pour it on my breast because they said it will make breast bigger". I did but this time she try push my chairman when I said "let me wear condom abeg".I pick condom from my pidgin hole and perfectly inserted it. The condom always look good on my chairman.I relax on the chair while she spread her legs trying to seat on it. She guilded it into her warm wet womaniness and what she began to do looks like she was possess by 900 demons then I held a knock on my window.Guess who it is?My oga her Father!!!
Later pls
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Ogaaa gan ni ooo agh agh ....





......In saka's voice:*And you have to stop like that*

Witwicky: Ogaaa gan ni ooo agh agh ....





......In saka's voice:*And you have to stop like that*

Thanks. I don't know why ppl are reading but no comment

That's nairaland for you,.......


..Its no new thing

Nice ! More

See super story.

This should be in sexuality section!!!come on we have kids here on nairaland ooo!!!fp now adays is full of shiit#fact

oga police, u don enter am

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We can't¢ just comment witout wen ¥♡̨̐υ̲̣̥ avnt concluded yet........but about more dan hundred of people are readin nd followin ur ryt-up.........so pls cont.

we all know say na hell all policemen,plicewomen and their pikings dey go......









continue your fake story.

Wetin concern agboro wit overload,jst passing some tym :DWetin concern agboro wit overload,jst passing some tym

..hope we get to d action part asap o...

in p.square voice 'diz na temptation'

*singing* oga police yo, werin be thi yo.

Bros just forget about the job, but no fear cus according to the passage... U didn't rape Oga at the top's daughter... Just chill and face ur punishment

mr police man contiune if u re a kid den s in ur mind to play mature pls continue ur story make sense

@faithfuldon - I doubt your stories and stopped reading when I noted lies and the rots of immorality!

In one of the Nairaland threads (Link below), you described yourself as a soldier in the Nigerian Army, when did you transform into the NPF?

https://www.nairaland.com/1515825/b-r-e-a-k-i-n-g-news-apga-people-want#19507380

"Ngige, Your drivers are robbing u of ur cars. Pls investigate b4 u make utterances. We in d army call it UNKNOWN Enemy Step 33 meaning carrying out an act in d ways of other known enemy. For example, intentionally bombing by army in borno to look like boko boys, so that u get more money frm FG and elongation of our stay. Wise up! Inside job noni"

Nice story... But easy dey lie oo.

Grab d front sit

Ice on yur dick??...mehn dats fuc.king crazie.....

Sweet story. . . Either is true or not better learn your lesson here . . . Ride on @op i dey feel you.

u said she poured smirnoff iced on ur chairman which means ur trouser should be wet considering u are going to a party,, would u go there with a wet trouser oga police,, just analysing ur towie...

pls continue am really enjoying it

i blive ur lies

The writer already told us that some words were exagerated. @op. Next page pls

That is life in the street. Oga police, we don know this tail tail.