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Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by ionaira(f): 5:10pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
The Federal government of Nigeria announced on Hot Swen TV today that no child in the country must be seen playing the popular police and thief game. The game is very popular amongst Nigerian children in which they divide themselves into two groups, first group is a police group and the other group represents the thieves. The thieves hide somewhere then the police group searches for them and act like they are shooting them with two of their fingers when they find them whilst others use gun-like materials In a live broadcast on Hot Swen TV today, the country’s president said that this is a major security threat to the country as most of this children grow up into professional armed robbers. “This armed robbers are so sophisticated that our police cannot handle them , they kill police men like chickens , I am sure they have been practicing since when they were children , the problem is that the ones that play police don’t pursue that career but the children that play thief pursue their own career in stealing “ the president said . Any child found playing police and thief from now on, the thieves group will be arrested while the police group will be enrolled into the police college for further training FG ODERS ARREST OF CHILDREN PLAYING POLICE AND THIEF 4 Likes
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Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Nobody: 5:47pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Not sure if children still play that game . 1 Like |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Otunbab: 3:15pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
This cannot be true.. 12 Likes |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Snoggy(m): 3:15pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
But it isn't funny. Why is it in the jokes section? 3 Likes |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by J0nyb0y(m): 3:16pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Like if you played it as a Kid.. Miss those days . P.s : check my signature 50 Likes |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by psalmdave(m): 3:17pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
M almost the first to comment...chai practice makes perfect...m now without shoes,i'll soon bcom the presido |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Kolade9(m): 3:17pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
ma laff? |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by kixo(m): 3:17pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
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Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by otijah(m): 3:17pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Clueless country, is that how they want to start fighting corruption? 4 Likes |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by NotNairalandi(m): 3:18pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Is that so! |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Nobody: 3:19pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
chai. must he say anything? |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by mazizitonene(m): 3:19pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Lol...this must be a joke |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by kingsmecca(m): 3:20pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
I dnt think this where our problems lies, most of our security men are corrupt. |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by miccheck58: 3:20pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
ahahahaha..... FG na mister Ibu. so funny. ahahahah again. 3 Likes |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Drfash(f): 3:20pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Is dat so |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Nobody: 3:21pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by DICKtator: 3:21pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Lmao. No "Knock out" and "Banger" for Xmas also!!! 1 Like |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by fitzmayowa: 3:21pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
This is definitely joke of the century 2 Likes |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Nobody: 3:21pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
This is not funny. mukina2 must have a bad, rotten sense of humour 1 Like |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by eminikansoso(m): 3:22pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
The President cannot swear that he also didn't enjoyed this police and thief game. This game is popular in the southeast of Nigeria. |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by dandydrey(m): 3:22pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
funny.... |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by psky: 3:22pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Can't believe people actually fell for this. Really funny stuff though. 8 Likes |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by greall1: 3:23pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Rubbish |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by gidzbobby: 3:23pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
won ti ya werey!!! let them come and cash me na... bia seun-osewa, will you play police and thief with me ? 1 Like |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Profkomolafe(m): 3:23pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
AS FG NO GET WORK NKO, OR LAWS DON FINISH FOR 9JA NI? 3 Likes |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by venorite(m): 3:23pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
na so.......na mad people full this our country 1 Like |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Kolade9(m): 3:24pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
some people dey take the thread serious sha 2 Likes |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by kid7soccer(m): 3:24pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
I don laff tire |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Emmysteve(m): 3:25pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Joke of the year. By now children after reading this would be fighting to play the role of the police so as to be recruited into Nigerian police. 1 Like |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by LilBRightTMc(m): 3:25pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
This got me laughing hard, so that's their new way for recruiting police men/women |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Akpobome1(m): 3:25pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Na craze dey worry dat govt. Instead of facing d real prob dey ar after kids playing,[center][/center] |
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by JustGuy(m): 3:25pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
What a joke!!!!!! To start wit: does "Hot Swen TV" exit? 1 Like |
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