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Things Men Would Never Say by rasque(m): 3:06am On Jun 18, 2006 |
Things Men Would Never Say 1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. 2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. 3. Her tits are just too big. 4. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody. 6. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. 7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 8. Bleep Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. 10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? 11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. 12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. 13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. 14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her. 15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. 16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more. 17. I understand. 18. This movie has too much nudity. 19. Damn, we're late for church! 20. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. 21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue. 22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake. |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by jgirl3: 4:07am On Jun 18, 2006 |
lol. that was funny and true (i guess) |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by edygirl(f): 4:18am On Jun 18, 2006 |
interesting |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by eveseh(f): 4:31am On Jun 18, 2006 |
lol |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by hotangel2(f): 5:12am On Jun 18, 2006 |
hmmm fascinating |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by micklplus(m): 11:49am On Jun 20, 2006 |
True talk! you try Cheers |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by afrikagal(f): 12:43pm On Jun 20, 2006 |
i think dis is ridiculous.yeah yeah |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by Hugoboi(m): 1:14pm On Jul 03, 2006 |
Honestly sounds gud but i dnt really get the gist, |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by Mystique(f): 6:15pm On Jul 04, 2006 |
True, True, |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by furlee(m): 3:41pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
Or rather say THINGS WOMEN WILL NEVER HEAR FROM THEIR HUSBANDS |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by Lolabbey: 10:17am On Mar 03, 2009 |
Put some panties on for Christ's sake. |
Re: Things Men Would Never Say by clemcykul(f): 3:21pm On Mar 03, 2009 |
no i wunt |
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