They complain I'm not always nice. They said they hardly had good and 'abuse free'' chat with me Here are some of my few encounters.


*On whatsapp, she updated her DP*

Me: nice Dp
She: thanks
Me: Just 'tanks'
She: haha! What do you want again??
Me: you can't send either a kiss or a rose smiley ni?
She: not necessary!
Me: (vexed) you know what??
She: wat?
Me: ur dp is the worst i've seen in 50 years!
She: look @ the tin talking, you are not even up to 20 years, so therefore, you are lying
Me: mtchewww
*chat ended*

There is this girl like that too, I don't really know her father, so she uploaded the picture of herslf beside her father. The father is damn bald !


Me: hey!
She: sup?
Me: who is that Papa Ajasco beside you?
She: Are you mad!!!
Me: what's that for?
She: honestly, you must be insane
Me: you high?
She: don't you know that's my dad??
Me:
She: Do the right thing( wen she writes 'do the right tin', she xpects apologies)
Me: but I am right
She: shola, oti ya werey ooo!(shola, you are mad)
Me: hahahahahaha..I love papa ajasco!
She: you better change for good!
Me: I will..............


never.
She: na u sabi!
*chat ended*





Another one........

She: 0773H
Me: Are you sleep-chatting
She: can't u be reasonable for once??
Me: yeeeee! Emi?? (me?)
She: yes iwo(yes u)! Do ur worst today!
Me: I dont av ur time now, got beter tins to attend to. But u are sick oo, why should u begin a chat with that nonsense!
She: olodo, u called that nonsense? Turn ur phone upside down and u'll see it isn't ''nonsense''!
Me: so, I should be turning my phone and neck upside down so that i'll break my neck becos of one ''hello''?
She: grow up baby!!
Me: dont call me baby
She: what should I now call you?
Me: y..............

*what happened next is none of ur business , read my next encounter........





She: Morning Josh!
Me: howdy?
She: im fine, how has ur day been?
Me: ........
She: how is mum and dad?
Me: (vexed) it has become ur national anthem. Must u be unidirectional in ur chat!!
She: what av I done this time?
Me: been noticing u for the past 1 week, ur chat goes thus
''good morning''
''how was ur day''
''how is family''
is that an anthem or what??
She: lmao!! U are ck!!
Me: jadanu (get away!)
*chat ended*


I do the same thing with male friends too but mostly, female.
Really wanna stop this, how to, I dont know.....oya advise #iJoshy

u be comfirm werey

born_to_be_gr8t: u be comfirm werey

oya advise me

God oo u wan kill me wit laugh so na persn fada b papa ajasco ahahahhahah.all dis ladies wey dey form say una no fit date pot belly guys, bald headed guys una sure say una p man no b papa ajasco?.nw bck 2 d op.but u 2 no try oo d way u chat wit guys is nt dsame way u shld b chatin wit ladies.u kan tell a guy ur fada c ur ashewo mama nd e is k wit that e even prefer dat 2 hy frnd hy bros etc.ladies r complicated human beings very soft nd tender u need 2 say words dat r romantic nd carin 2 them u kant get a ladie's attention wit all dis she wuld c u as an uncarin nd immature guy pls try nd stop

but seriouly< GUY you be clown

Oh Lawd!! !! Papa Ajasco! Op, if u say that to me ehn! Na that day u self go go bald ah promise

Op, oti ya werey!

Strauskhan1: oya advise me

seriously i think u are doin the right thing,cos experience has shown that the more u treat a girl like crap,the more they appreciate u... nd vice versa

born_to_be_gr8t: seriously i think u are doin the right thing,cos experience has shown that the more u treat a girl like crap,the more they appreciate u... nd vice versa

I love this!!

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i bera learn to be annoying to grls... this my soft,charming nature no dey pay off well

today Na one of my best days for Nairaland, I Don laugh tire ooh "national anthem"

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i bera learn to be annoying to grls... this my soft,charming nature no dey pay off well

You're a bully..with time nobody will wantu have anytn2do with you anymore. You're also short tempered.. Work on it b4 it ruins you, seems you're also the proud type..
mehn your case plenty.
Goodluck.

gcfr.com:
You're a bully..with time nobody will wantu have anytn2do with you anymore. You're also short tempered.. Work on it b4 it ruins you, seems you're also the proud type..
mehn your case plenty.
Goodluck.

Errrm bros, I may be short tempered but I aint no bully

Strauskhan1: Errrm bros, I may be short tempered but I aint no bully

You can't be a judge in ur case na bros, I'm juz telling you the truth ni...you asked for advice I don give you.
Re u a Leo?

Like seriously,d op is craaazy ..see chats abeg :O

smh

gcfr.com:

You can't be a judge in ur case na bros, I'm juz telling you the truth ni...you asked for advice I don give you.
Re u a Leo?

what is Leo?

gcfr.com:

Talk

Op this ur kind lie fit wake mandela for hin grave o or how do you explain your name being Shola,Joshua and another starting with Y.
Dey fear God small small na,Hell is real o.

Logan's shadow:
Op this ur kind lie fit wake mandela for hin grave or how do you explain your name being Shola,Joshua and another starting with Y.
Dey fear God small small na,Hell is real o.

Shola is my Yoruba name. Joshua is my Christian name!! If ah lie make dog bite ur left nyarnsh there!

Guy your case dey court o

You remind me of one of my friends, the funniest part is that we still like him

sweet-tease:

You remind me of one of my friends, the funniest part is that we still like him

This sounds like an encouragement

Wettin be this naa

Lmao!! Women are emotional and sometimes get hurt easily , so stop to dey toture those girls..

Go_n_Die: Wettin be this naa

Just Obey ur name If u can't comprehend simple English again

Kslib: Lmao!! Women are emotional and sometimes get hurt easily , so stop to dey toture those girls..

Look niqqa, those girls i'm talking 'bout av got no iota of emotion in them........... Infact, you need to experience wat I've experienced u'll change ur disposition sharp sharp

Strauskhan1: Just Obey ur name If u can't comprehend simple English again