1. Thank God for a brown new day.

2. My god is upsome.

3. Why are people so weekend?

4. Not all that glitter are goats!

5. Majority carries the volts

6. May ur name be highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing my life.

9. What is Strong with you?

10. Lord! You are the killer that holds my life!

11. Lord! Let ur wheel be done!

12. There is share in loving.

Law-confessor:

Why are you shining teeth

Majority carries d volts

1.U hv committed fada 2.this is a case of mother.3. Is this a yoke(joke)?

#ibadan chics

.any weavon fired against me shall not plusper

*My head is breaking mii(ori nfo mi)
*come and go (wa ma lo)
*My head is died(Ori mi ti ku)
*He is now a boys
*He has dead
*She has burn a new baby (am yet to see an old baby tho)
*Lolz/s

.Is it lols or (laugh out loud).

I wish we were meant to write with a pen on all social network shaa,some pple for no write till the end of their days..cos dey'are very dull like O TI PARI

i no even know wetin to answer sef.should i compliment d joke or lambaste d mods

''Harmattan on my mind, haterz gonner hate''

killer that holds my life.

lol

Joblessnesssssss

6 comments and front page instantly....

Our oga mods nawa oo

Lolf ur neighbor as yourself

Lmao

@OP ...... U don't have manual of approach

Shey dem don dey share igbo for NL mods ni?...which kind rubbish be this for FP?

GEJ for 2015 ;DGEJ for 2015

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Mschewww!

No better topic for nairaland again?

Dis is disturbing.
Onli today we don see fun toyota facts dat r not fun at all n now we are seeing dis old story.
Pls how much is frontpage

The man commited mother. # I am tried. Early morning facebook update: "lord, I thank u for today". It is only in Nigeria that u will ask: were are u going to? He'll say; am comming.

"Lord,u are the killer that holds my life".epic

LOL!!!
**faints**

You are a baskard

lol

No screenshots?! I'm outta here!

Most of it sounds kinda fake.