Built2last: Waka, shege...the n you stretch your 5 fingers towards that person while saying it.

Till date i've not understood the correlation between stretching the 5 fingers while saying warka or shege. cos yab na yab

It got so bad that sometimes hwne some says your papa!!, they still stretch fingers towards you.

can someone please explain.

na true u talk oo

with your flat head like cabin biscuit
with your K leg like kaduna state

U worwor sotey rain no gree fall ontop ur face

profjingo: U worwor sotey rain no gree fall ontop ur face

lol

Built2last: Waka, shege...the n you stretch your 5 fingers towards that person while saying it.

Till date i've not understood the correlation between stretching the 5 fingers while saying warka or shege. cos yab na yab

It got so bad that sometimes hwne some says your papa!!, they still stretch fingers towards you.

can someone please explain.

@ bold, it's actually an hausa phrase "uwar"
Meaning mother,"uwarka" is like saying your mother in hausa language, the five finger mean your mother, you can just stretch your fingers without saying a word, it means your mother

shege means bastarrd

Abbey2sam:

@ bold, it's actually an hausa phrase "uwar"
Meaning mother,"uwarka" is like saying your mother in hausa language, the five finger mean your mother, you can just stretch your fingers without saying a word, it means your mother

shege means bastarrd

hmmmmmm.....wat of Dan-iska?

profjingo: U worwor sotey rain no gree fall ontop ur face

Chawowo!! Hahahaha

franklyn009:

truly dos were gud old days. were u go yab someone e go dy cry lyk pikin.

u mess akara wear coat

>i mess u say..sir.
>u mess jonathan turn to shoemaker.
>with ur big belle like palmgroove meatpie.
>with ur deep eye like indian well.
>with ur long throat like halleluya band.
>the strongest man for ur village na kuli kuli he take dey carry weight.
>u mess akara wear skirt.
>with your long head like government straw.
>u no resemble mama..u no resemble papa..u go resemble mama nkechi goat.
>with ur scatter..scatter teeth like olden days typewriter.

franklyn009:
I just thought of some crazy tins I did as a child, and I could help but laugh wen I remembered those moment wen u challenge someone to a yabbing(cursing,insulting) competition. you will b like:
- ur mama sit on top akara no oil commot.
-d tallest man 4 ur village dy use ladder climb maggi.
-u mess, all d fishes for river die.
- dy give u beer, dy give me fanta, I drink n said dis fanta is fantastic, u drink n said dis beer is beerbeerstic......and so on, I just can't stop laughing.
let's keep d list rolling if u had such childhood experience....
- u mess, d mods moved dis thread to front page. wow!!! front page at last. i dedicate dis to all d people dat were victims to yabbing n dose wey dy yab sote dy cry. anyway such is life, those r d moment dat made childhood memorable.

Funny

you dey mad you dey craze you dey bombolo cigar you dey marry opoloopolo give you belle.

Lolz.

"you snap passport your leg show"


"you mess akara fly window; akpu wear coat"


"you repeat nursery 1 because of Jangolova"


"dem cook beans for ya papa burial"


"you dey ride bicycle dey dodge breeze"


"becos of say purewater na N10 you give your pikin N1000 transport make e go aba go buy pure water N5"


"with ya 4 corner head lyk cabin biscuit"

"you go party, dem ask u "you comfortable?", you tell them "I no come for table, I come for rice"

with ur thin thin belle like halleluyah sign board. you mess all the fishes wey dey inside water say '' are we safe? ''

with your two black yash like 20 kobo amala.

with your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.

let's yab! whose in?�

packman:
[size=20pt]NOW YOU WANT ME TO CATCH FUN WITH THIS SHIT

AFTER 500 FAMILIES ARE NOW HOMELESS

AFTER A 15 YEAR OLD KID WAS BEING INTO SLAVERY TO AN ANIMAL

AFTER STUDENT STAYED HOME FOR 5 MONTHS (YA SMILES)

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT THAT THOUSAND OF GRADUATES ARE ON THE STREET

AFTER THE FACT THAT BILLIONS GET MISSING EVERYDAY

AFTER KNOWING THAT NIGERIAN YOUTH ARE NOT PLANNING FOR THEIR FUTURE

AFTER KNOWING ABOUT THE POLITICAL GREED IN THE NATION

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT OF OUR RELIGIOUS AND TRIBALISTIC DELUSION

AFTER THE FACT THAT 2015 WOULD BE ANOTHER SELECTION ARENA (ELECTION I PRAY OOOO YOUR VOTE DON'T COUNT)

AFTER THE FACT THAT G.E.J IS A CLUELESS AND AN ABSOLUTE RETAARDD


YEA I AM GLAD HOPE YOU VERY GLAD ALSO [/size]

Buhari or GEJ ?

i remember when my mum sent me to buy closeup toothpaste i did'nt listen i only heard b## closeup f##m aboki
me: aboki closeup
aboki: wait i don dey close
i was going home
me: mummy!!! i told aboki closeup and he closed his shop i don't know
i recieved the beating of my life that day

u correct sha i still remember

you be the richest man for your village na wheelbarrow you dey use carry your children go school [color=#000000][/color]

lemme tink
u wey Dem dey manage 4 ona family
ya daddy exchange u 4 rubber spoon take dey kill bird
4 ona house Dem dey stand dey sleep, who staga yellow card who fall red card
kulikuli attack ona village nobody survive 🤧

:PSee your bend bend head like bread wey dey don sit down ontop

[color=#006600][/color]you mess all the mosquito for your house ask you jehova are we safe

As your village be

Na wheel barrow

Dey take am go

Village meeting