All my fellow Olodo people make una no vex my joke go come for evenning....




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sкчscrαρεr™:
wia de joké

my fellow Olodo no vex joke dey com

Abeg_____




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olodo Gini ni e o

sexymoma: olodo Gini ni e o

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come this mumu girl who give you all those fellowers



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jJukours: daddy any food am hungry oo.. Father: jukoro no food oo. Abeg go thief small fowl make we eat today na... ----------------(Jukours came back with some huge men like African hulk chasing, he hide under a taxi one of the burly men rolled the taxi over about grabing Jukours;he ran straight to the house and screamed)
JUKOURS:daddy daddy come oo help ooo
FATHER:thrust his cutlass against the ground and said). Na who dey pursue my son(says in his mind fearfully) God forbid see muscle like incredible hulk this kind can be two in onw ge may even have to joy sti*ck chie if this one blow I go dey hell fire they open gate. Na ds type jukours go thief fowl in no dey see road. Burly Man:sir your son go thief fowl we done catch am we be won burn nam fire like thief but in too small now we won blow out in theet Father speaks in his mind in fear again) Nna see muscle like incredible hulk if they hammer me my own na past tense(speak out in fear)e fit blow out in theet in still dey small another one go grow. ----------------IF NA YOU BE JUKOURS WETIN YOU GO DO

sкчscrαρεr™:
ehn.. i go tell them say na my papa nai say make i go thief fowl. btw, see how you take change akpors name to jokours.

no jukours na new one

Mad men arena

Andyblaze: Mad men arena

you don join... andyblaze wellcome to the Olodo arena






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Mr•Olodo:

you don join... andyblaze wellcome to the Olodo arena






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I jump am pass

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: [size=24pt]The Bokoharam jokes[/size]


(jukours travellingfrom port harcourt to Abuja on his way shìt con hol am well well)

Jukours Oga driver Abeg I wan shìt

Driver Sir we cannot stop this bus... many people are here in this bus.... endure that shìt till we reach where we dey go....

Jukours I say I wan shìt...

Passengers Which kin mumu person you be sef so because of shìt make we drop you abi for this midnight...?

Jukours I wan confess...

I carry bomb and e remaining 3minutes...
If I no throw the bomb all of us go die....

Driver you sure...?


passengers Driver you be mumu wetin you dey ask question...?



As the door refuse openning a passenger carried heavy plank to heat the glass... some people were shouting oga glass don break throw the bomb before we go die....

Driver quickly stopped the vehicle and opened the door from the back....


Driver Oga I don open door please come down and throw the bomb far...

By then some passengers have almost destroyed the bus Inside out... glasses on the floor the car has almost been damaged...

Jukours Abeg I no carry bomb Abeg I wan shìt...

If na you be Driver wetin you go do...

[size=24pt]Bin gbago in hospital[/size]

comments please .... give me hope

and feel free to post your own jokes .... let this thread be hot

hppy xmas mr olodo. pls are u married?

mrs bin gbagbo:
hppy xmas mr olodo. pls are u married?

Yes.. and you ?




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Am also a comedian oo if i tel una my own una go run