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Feeling Proud by maureeno(m): 6:36am On Dec 19, 2013
A Nigerian, an American and a German boarded a plane.As the plane was flying over the sea,satan came out and said to them " I want you to drop something into the sea.If I find it you die but if I don't you live"The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea,satan dived into the sea and came up with the button "see"he said and killed the American. The German threw a pin into the sea,satan dived and came out with the pin "see" he said and killed the German. The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet,open it and poured the content into the sea holding back the sachet.He said to satan, "oya begin find water inside water....Idiot".....Proud to be a Nigerian jare.....Even the devil dey bow for us
Re: Feeling Proud by bhaliz44(m): 7:07am On Dec 19, 2013
maureeno: A Nigerian, an American and a German boarded a plane.As the plane was flying over the sea,satan came out and said to them " I want you to drop something into the sea.If I find it you die but if I don't you live"The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea,satan dived into the sea and came up with the button "see"he said and killed the American. The German threw a pin into the sea,satan dived and came out with the pin "see" he said and killed the German. The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet,open it and poured the content into the sea holding back the sachet.He said to satan, "oya begin find water inside water....Idiot".....Proud to be a Nigerian jare.....Even the devil dey bow for us
dry jokes shaangry

Re: Feeling Proud by maureeno(m): 11:15am On Dec 19, 2013
bhaliz44: dry jokes shaangry
A gun wasn't placed on ur head to comment.mtcheew

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