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Worst English You Have Heard? by astronautog(m): 6:42pm On Dec 19, 2013
whats d worst English
sentence You've ever
heard? Mine was some few minutes ago in the bus, a girl said to a guy she was talking with"told me wat u want to told me cos i would soon drop"
I was like WTF!!

WHAT'S YOURS
Re: Worst English You Have Heard? by Pennah(m): 9:29pm On Dec 19, 2013
A boy was sent by his senior to go nd wash his dish bt d junior was tryin to complain den he said ''senio,senio there is n water in the mine''
Re: Worst English You Have Heard? by Lindajohn(f): 3:06pm On Dec 20, 2013
dry jokes
Re: Worst English You Have Heard? by Damstarr(f): 2:01am On Dec 21, 2013
have u abortion d pregnancy
Re: Worst English You Have Heard? by astronautog(m): 8:28am On Dec 21, 2013
Linda john: dry jokes
oya pour water make e wet
Re: Worst English You Have Heard? by PweethyMz(f): 8:59am On Dec 21, 2013
started laughin when i remembered dis: 1) open d window nd let d atmosphere jump in. 2) if u see ur shoes can u resemble it? 3) y re u twice on a bed, jump down each by each.
Re: Worst English You Have Heard? by austinoeze(m): 9:20am On Dec 21, 2013
I want to come and go and buy that facing caps
Re: Worst English You Have Heard? by astronautog(m): 9:29am On Dec 21, 2013
Lol
Re: Worst English You Have Heard? by chimex38: 8:13pm On Dec 21, 2013
Come out 4rm d centre & stay in d middle.

i'm talkin to all EE students not elect/elect.

It happened next previous year.

i want to learn how to speak english & germany.

the fingers on my toes 're painin me.
Re: Worst English You Have Heard? by Nobody: 6:21am On Dec 22, 2013
why are you fighting when i was fast aslept

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