Bros H, how far na? My country people dey hail u oooo! I know say wherever u dey now belle don dey sweet u because tym to show ur talent don reach, bt bros as i dey write u dis letter i dey on my knees,i take god of ASUU take beg u, let by gone be by gone, abeg i know say we don offend u bt pls forgive and forget. Last week i see oga rain as im dey pack im load sake of say im wan go on holiday, na im i ask am say how bros H na, d way d guy reply me i know say wahala dey! Our lips are in trouble, na so e go jst dey tear anyhow, if we do mistake baff cold water naso we go dey shake like nokia 3310 on vibration, we no go fit know which 1 be public bus or private car again bcus dust don finish deir body! Girls no nid to use brown powder again na to jst stand for outside make dust cover dem!
No matter d cream we rub even if we rub 6 gallons of palmoil on our skin e go still dry like envelope wey dem take send letter bomb to dele giwa. Bros na beg we dey beg, postpone ur visit till next year!
Bros na we we ooo thanks
Yours faithfully
Victim of harmatatiaisis

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O ne word for the OP

My galfriend dey complain say we don kiss for long time now. Why? My lips don tear finish

Nice Write up, I like it

:-)

Lwkmd.

who read it? please summarize for me..

yours faithfully,

Obasgilbert Coin

Dry

Nw wah o, Wetin make we wey come dey inside snow talk?

My harmattan is not as harsh

I see, but you sure say the guy dey in the mode to negotiate with you

bros Wetin u want make country people do na? Wetin u want us to reply?

Nice one,but d harmattan don go already

Nice one.. I gbadun am like oyinbo dey gbadun ciga

And dis tin dey fp. Na wa oooo

This one is strong coz dis harmattan wan kill person

Girls no nid to use brown powder again na to jst stand for outside make dust cover dem!

2shade: pictures or it didn't happen

Pictures of what
Harmatan

@op,
Bros, abeg free bros Harmattan biko. Without him some fruits no go dey next year be dat o. That fit be another wahala. Make we leave things as God plan it. Bath hot water and cover body sleep.

Reply from harmatan:.
When you day do your own you day laf abi, when ASUU do he own waytin you tell am. You say you like am because you don day work they collect money, when rain day do he own you day happy they pack water day full your drum and bucket, now e don reach my turn you day complain, no be selfishness be that, you know want make i flex my muscle ba, during rain time, i scope chioma she bounce me because rain make her look fresh, i tell her say i go show her when e come my turn, now e don come my turn you day beg me, hope you go understan my plight na for just small time i get abeg make i use am well,my people i talk bad? thank you say you understan me.

Lol... nice one

cant even comprehend the writeup,its good to be an ajebutter. Write it in good english,for sake of ajebutter like me.

Obasgilbert: who read it? please summarize for me..

yours faithfully,

Obasgilbert Coin

otondo, it means u r so daft for clicking on dis thread... a$$hole

Good.

Yomieluv: cant even comprehend the writeup,its good to be an ajebutter. Write it in good english,for sake of ajebutter like me.

lol, ajebutter ko ajeindomie ni... no b u dey 4 iya sola's shop wey u dey sell bizc.... mah stop here b4 u bomb me... jxt joking

Harmattan VS Single brothers
Nd now that pre marital se.x is d debate on nL
*coughs* God save us