Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,148,970 members, 7,803,217 topics. Date: Saturday, 20 April 2024 at 11:35 AM

My Encounter With Two Robbers - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / My Encounter With Two Robbers (771 Views)

Too Hilarious!! My Encounter With A Female Nurse. / My Encounter With Mtn (must See): Photos / My Encounter With A Prostitute. (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

My Encounter With Two Robbers by martin92(m): 5:27pm On Dec 22, 2013
They came into my room last night,
I
was sleeping when I heard their
sound as they entered, I quickly
woke up and one of them ran
towards me to attack me, I had a
weapon in my room
and I had no choice but to use it in
defending
myself, I quickly stroke one with it,
the second one ran towards me
and we wrestle, is this really
happening to me today? I taught
to
myself within half a second, this
one was more wise than the one
lying on the floor, my
mom was in her room
hearing the chaotic sound that was
emerging from my room, she
wondered what was wrong with her
first born, finally I succeeded with
the
second one, I looked at my hands
and I was
stained with blood, I looked at
them on the floor and and I saw
one
still moving..... I struck again in
anger and said 'die you idiots'!.......
......they
were TWO GIANTS MOSQUITOES
THAT
WANTED TO ROB AND SUCK ME OF MY BLOOD.
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by martin92(m): 5:28pm On Dec 22, 2013
Dis shld make frontpage
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by boseko: 5:31pm On Dec 22, 2013
Lol
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by Nobody: 6:58pm On Dec 22, 2013
grin grin
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by candor4(f): 12:01am On Dec 23, 2013
martin92: Dis shld make frontpage

Really?
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by lilTunechi(m): 12:30am On Dec 23, 2013
martin92: Dis shld make frontpage
Dis lame shiit?

(1) (Reply)

Pls Kindly Give This Boy An Escape Plan(photo) / Differences Between Men And Women - The Wedding / Empty body or subject

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 12
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.