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My Encounter With Two Robbers by martin92(m): 5:27pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
They came into my room last night, I was sleeping when I heard their sound as they entered, I quickly woke up and one of them ran towards me to attack me, I had a weapon in my room and I had no choice but to use it in defending myself, I quickly stroke one with it, the second one ran towards me and we wrestle, is this really happening to me today? I taught to myself within half a second, this one was more wise than the one lying on the floor, my mom was in her room hearing the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room, she wondered what was wrong with her first born, finally I succeeded with the second one, I looked at my hands and I was stained with blood, I looked at them on the floor and and I saw one still moving..... I struck again in anger and said 'die you idiots'!....... ......they were TWO GIANTS MOSQUITOES THAT WANTED TO ROB AND SUCK ME OF MY BLOOD. |
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by martin92(m): 5:28pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Dis shld make frontpage |
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by boseko: 5:31pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Lol |
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by Nobody: 6:58pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by candor4(f): 12:01am On Dec 23, 2013 |
martin92: Dis shld make frontpage Really? |
Re: My Encounter With Two Robbers by lilTunechi(m): 12:30am On Dec 23, 2013 |
martin92: Dis shld make frontpageDis lame shiit? |
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