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Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 8:15am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
Thanks...will be waiting for him
Wait 4 who hun angry
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 8:29am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Wait 4 who hun angry
My soulmate...mr right
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 8:35am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
My soulmate...mr right
I am here na...
See, dat thing U maybe looking 4 in Sokoto kould be in same locality with U.

See ehn, ever since i waka pass ur profile, my life has never remained same. Eziokwu o... Xo i dont need no one to tell me dat U r my missing ribs.

Xo why U kum dey do me lyk dis na? embarassed cry
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 8:41am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
I am here na...
See, dat thing U maybe looking 4 in Sokoto kould be in same locality with U.

See ehn, ever since i waka pass ur profile, my life has never remained same. Eziokwu o... Xo i dont need no one to tell me dat U r my missing ribs.

Xo why U kum dey do me lyk dis na? embarassed cry
Hahahaha....how many ribs went missing? Thought you've found your rib
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 8:43am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
I am here na...
See, dat thing U maybe looking 4 in Sokoto kould be in same locality with U.

See ehn, ever since i waka pass ur profile, my life has never remained same. Eziokwu o... Xo i dont need no one to tell me dat U r my missing ribs.

Xo why U kum dey do me lyk dis na? embarassed cry
Kia! I can't be 3rd lady
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 8:46am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
Kia! I can't be 3rd lady
3rd??shocked
Who is the 1st and 2nd?
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 8:48am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
3rd??shocked
Who is the 1st and 2nd?
Don't want to mention
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 8:48am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
Hahahaha....how many ribs went missing? Thought you've found your rib
All o. Infact iam ribless ryt now.
I just found u now na and ayam ready to kpai on top ya matter o.
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 8:50am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
Don't want to mention
Please mention dem na... i wouldnt mind getting U a megaphone o.
BTW... Are U sure U aint mistaken my sisters, nephews, aunty's and cousines to to be my wives??
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 8:52am On Jul 21, 2014
MzMariah, pls help me tell Redgem dat i Love her whole heartedly. Biko
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 8:54am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
All o. Infact iam ribless ryt now.
I just found u now na and ayam ready to kpai on top ya matter o.
Hahahaha...I don't want that kind of love..
Bye for now
I've got 10:30 lecture
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 8:55am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics: MzMariah, pls help me tell Redgem dat i Love her whole heartedly. Biko
No 1..
Next person
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 8:57am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
Hahahaha...I don't want that kind of love..
Bye for now
I've got 10:30 lecture
Owk... See ya after d lecture hunkisskisskiss

Pls dont talk to any guy o, even if they greet U, pls dont answer them.cheesy
Re: Jokers everywhere by Nobody: 8:57am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics: MzMariah, pls help me tell Redgem dat i Love her whole heartedly. Biko
No, I know you don't love her. grin

Redgem if kelvinGraphics says he loves you please run for your life. cheesy
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 9:00am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Owk... See ya after d lecture hunkisskisskiss

Pls dont talk to any guy o, even if they greet U, pls dont answer them.cheesy
Will try to talk to just 10
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 9:00am On Jul 21, 2014
MzMariah: No, I know you don't love her. grin

Redgem if kelvinGraphics says he loves you please run for your life. cheesy
My dear, I know
Re: Jokers everywhere by Nobody: 9:02am On Jul 21, 2014
guys ehhhhhnnnlipsrsealed
Re: Jokers everywhere by Nobody: 9:02am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
My dear, I know
Good grin
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 9:02am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
No 1..
Next person
Lolz..
No 1 ke.
Lemme even start introducing my e-family members to U.
MzMariah is my e-step mum. She is the latest wife of my e-papa Olubukatogrin.
While ShoeFreak is my own e-mama.
I have xo many e-sisters, brodas, nephews, aunties, uncles etc dat i kant list them all in 2weeks self but with time or maybe after our wedding U will get to be knowing them gradually.
Re: Jokers everywhere by Nobody: 9:06am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Lolz..
No 1 ke.
Lemme even start introducing my e-family members to U.
MzMariah is my e-step mum. She is the latest wife of my e-papa Olubukatogrin.
While ShoeFreak is my own e-mama.
I have xo many e-sisters, brodas, nephews, aunties, uncles etc dat i kant list them all in 2weeks self but with time or maybe after our wedding U will get to be knowing them gradually.
cheesy grin grin I nor fit o, no let Sheofreak hear you o cheesy

I like cocoberry's dp smiley Hey Kelvin, do not open that profile before I give you e- slap cheesy
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 9:06am On Jul 21, 2014
MzMariah: No, I know you don't love her. grin

Redgem if kelvinGraphics says he loves you please run for your life. cheesy
Chai! Shey na like dis we go the dey??
Kuz iam ur e-step son, u kum dey paint me red abi. Dia ris Goduooo.

@Redgem, pls dnt mind her, wait until U hear what my real e-mum, d sexy ShoeFreak would say abt me first.
She is on her way coming.
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 9:08am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
My dear, I know
Hun, she just lied against me, pls dnt believe her o.
Re: Jokers everywhere by Nobody: 9:08am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Chai! Shey na like dis we go the dey??
Kuz iam ur e-step son, u kum dey paint me red abi. Dia ris Goduooo.

@Redgem, pls dnt mind her, wait until U hear what my real e-mum, d sexy ShoeFreak would say abt me first.
She is on her way coming.
She will say the same thing, you only do girls between the ages of 10 to 14 abi I lie? cheesy
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 9:09am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem:
Will try to talk to just 10
shockedshockedshockedshocked
Well, it should be holy talk sha. Lyk good morning, and how yesterday church service went only.
Re: Jokers everywhere by Nobody: 9:10am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Hun, she just lied against me, pls dnt believe her o.
Allow Redgem go to class na, is it not to early to disturb her? she is above 14 you know. grin
Re: Jokers everywhere by MadCow1: 9:11am On Jul 21, 2014
redgem: I am veering and I really need answers to this questions....

1)Do guys really feel anything like a hurt or a little pain maybe out of pity after breaking up with their girlfriends?

I dated a guy for a year and 7 months and gave him everything I could offer, my heart, my body, my time, everything I could give because I loved him so much, I thought he loved me too and the relationship was going to end up with us being legally joined together not knowing that he had other plans in the relationship. He pretended to love me all these months to get me to his bed and I was so blind to have noticed until an incident occurred which opened my eyes, it wasn't an easy task but I mustered the courage to ask him about what we shared in our relationship and I got the answer I was expecting to hear.. we finally broke up and guess what happened next

he asked for a last sex called break up sex....can you imagine?

2) where did I go wrong in the relationship or did I do wrong by giving him everything?

3) and can you give me reasons why I should love again?


You got the answer you were expecting to get, yet you seemed surprised about it.. grin

#OxymoronThings. grin


Okay! Let me tell you this; You didnt do anything wrong. You loved and fell out of love. Even people who start a relationship with the best intentions still do often fall out of love after a while. What you should do is pick up yourself and start again. Take the lessons from this one and move on to the next. Unfortunately, the scientists at Oxford and Harvard are yet to perfect their 'love-o-meter' that can detect the amount of love a person has for another.

Keep loving and keep living. Thats all you can do.

Best of luck in the future.


Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 9:13am On Jul 21, 2014
MzMariah: She will say the same thing, you only do girls between the ages of 10 to 14 abi I lie? cheesy
Lol
Re: Jokers everywhere by KelvinGraphics(m): 9:13am On Jul 21, 2014
MzMariah: Allow Redgem go to class na, is it not to early to disturb her? she is above 14 you know. grin
I aint holding her na. Infact na me and her dey follow go self. I dont want her to talk to anoda guy.
@being early. Xo U havnt heard that true love knows no Time abi?
@being above 14, i think U are mistaking me to Sen. Obayaya here, pls dis is Kelvin and not Obayayagrin
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 9:15am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Chai! Shey na like dis we go the dey??
Kuz iam ur e-step son, u kum dey paint me red abi. Dia ris Goduooo.

@Redgem, pls dnt mind her, wait until U hear what my real e-mum, d sexy ShoeFreak would say abt me first.
She is on her way coming.
shocked
Re: Jokers everywhere by kingphilip(m): 9:16am On Jul 21, 2014
MzMariah: No, I know you don't love her. grin

Redgem if kelvinGraphics says he loves you please run for your life. cheesy
erm Mz why u do our Kelvin dis kine thing nw
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 9:17am On Jul 21, 2014
MzMariah: Allow Redgem go to class na, is it not to early to disturb her? she is above 14 you know. grin
Don't mind him
Re: Jokers everywhere by redgem(f): 9:19am On Jul 21, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
I aint holding her na. Infact na me and her dey follow go self. I dont want her to talk to anoda guy.
@being early. Xo U havnt heard that true love knows no Time abi?
@being above 14, i think U are mistaking me Sen. Obayaya here, pls dis is Kelvin and not Obayayagrin
*Applying make up*... Kelvin please, I don't want to over draw my nike

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