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If Mandela Is A Nigerian. by omartins(m): 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2013
SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK.
I am beginning to think South
Africans are not so creative? Had
Mandela been a Nigerian,
hmmmmm;(1) The corpse will
stay in the morgue for 6 months to
enable government prepare for a
"befitting" burial. (2) Government
will set up burial planning
committee with power to award
contracts to construct new roads
leading to Mandela's home town,
construction of new Airport,
importation of bullet proof hearse
that will carry the corpse,
construction of new stadium for
burial reception, new Presidential
jet, etc. (3) The National Assembly
will pass supplementary budget to
accommodate burial expenses.
(4). There will be a national aso
ebi (uniform) imported from
Holland, which will be made
compulsory for every senator to
buy , sew for their constituency .
(5) During the 6 months of
mourning, Governors, traditional
rulers, students bodies will
struggle to book for appointments
to visit and pay condolence to Mr
President. (6) New slangs will
emerge, for instance Yoruba
greetings will start, "e ma ku ti
Madiba o", "e ku asehinde Mandela
o! (7) Our networks will produce
new caller tunes...."to hear
Madela's last breath, press 1, to
hear the last word he spoke, press
2,", etc.(cool New products will
emerge,...Madiba zobo drink,
Madiba pure water, Madiba magic
soap/cream.(9) Our musicians?
Aaahh!! Timaya, Wizkid & TerryG
for don do collabo. Dbanj &
DonJazzy for don reconcile do
something and Eeedris for
ressurect his career with a single
(10) New born babies will be
named after him.(11) some
miscreant 'pastors' will start 'Lord
of Mandela impartation services' or
see vision of how Mandela met
them and sent a message to the
world through them! !!!!! Abi no be
so? Naija I hail thee.

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