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An Open Letter To D’banj, Wizkid, Inyanya And Other Nigerian Artistes. by amzee(m): 12:28am On Dec 24, 2013 |
Dear Nigerian Artiste, It is Christmas season again, that blessed season of giving, getting…and attending shows and concerts. I don’t need to wish you a merry one because I know that by now the state of your bank accounts has told you all you need to know about how merry or not it will be. This seems to be a season of letters, yes I know, and even more intriguing of leaked ones. I assure you, this letter is different. If it ever gets leaked, know I had no hand in it. It could just be the handiwork of my detractors and political foes. You are probably wondering who I am and the reason I have chosen to write you a letter rather than tweet at you or send you an email or a text. Wonder no further, you and I know you will never reply me. I am not a celeb. I digress. So, how many concerts have you signed up for this period? Your account manager at the bank should by now be delirious and you already checking out rides at Coscharis. Bulletproof BMW 7 series maybe? That shouldn’t be an issue now, aren’t you all Princesses and Princes? No pun intended here. I have a question by the way. How do you plan to make these concerts rock? Like make them totally unforgettable, make them headline grabbing and stuff? Have you been rehearsing with your band? Say what? You don’t know what a band is? So how do you plan to make it worth the while of fans who pay huge amounts for tickets and who take the risk of coming to crowded venues and willingly inhale a toxic mixture of second hand smoke, mouth and body odour? And probably get fondled by jagudas all in the name of jumping up and down to the sound coming from the loudspeakers? Oh? You plan to get a DJ to play your CDs while you lip synch along? Come on! You have to agree that is unfair, unethical, unprofessional, mediocre, untenable, une….. ok let me stop. It will do you a world of good if you read this letter carefully and take some of the advice and criticisms that will flow from it under advisement. Your fans are getting smarter and more demanding by the day. A day will come when they will rather listen to the radio or sit in their cars or homes and just flip through CDs, than come to your concert. At least it is you performing (we hope), and of course cheaper, more convenient and less stressful, than struggling to get into VIP at Eko Hotel. Laziness is the only reason I can think of that will make you, a professional artiste (I definitely can’t refer to you with the more particular title of Musician, you cannot convince me you are one yet) perform from CDs at a show. Your counterparts abroad take time out to have sessions with bands (whether theirs or rented) in preparation for concerts and tours. They don’t rely on DJs. At worst, DJs are a backup. This actually applies to Hip-Hop artistes too. Instead of giving a show that will make you go down in history and be hailed a legend like TuBaba or be referred to as good concert material like Asha, Omawunmi, and Waje, you will rather stand inebriated in front of hundreds (maybe thousands) of fans and have the gumption to turn back at a likely equally stoned DJ, screaming at him or her “DJ track 7…no! no! that is track 6, I want track 7”. Not good at all. You should aim for better quality. Imagine if in the middle of you rambling through a track we all have concluded you performed in the studio while recording, the DJ mistakenly pulls a cable and the only gadgets left working are the microphones and we (including your dazed self) find out that you weren’t uttering anything all evening? That you have instead been busy just throwing in the occasional “yaw! yaw! Put ye hends up!! Lagos are you happy??!!!!” Dude come on! How can Lagos be happy after you have been found out to be scamming them? Lesser things have led to concert riots in other places. This picture I painted recently happened to one of Nigeria’s top gospel artistes after collecting 500,000 naira as performance fees from an hapless church. Is what you collect really a performance fee or merely an appearance fee. We need to be clear on this point. From The Office Of The President Of CD Buyers.. 1 Like |
Re: An Open Letter To D’banj, Wizkid, Inyanya And Other Nigerian Artistes. by Dygeasy(m): 1:28am On Dec 24, 2013 |
Just In Case |
Re: An Open Letter To D’banj, Wizkid, Inyanya And Other Nigerian Artistes. by Brimmie(m): 2:43am On Dec 24, 2013 |
I was here |
Re: An Open Letter To D’banj, Wizkid, Inyanya And Other Nigerian Artistes. by martyns303(m): 3:56am On Dec 24, 2013 |
Dygeasy: Just In Caseuna don madt finish o |
Re: An Open Letter To D’banj, Wizkid, Inyanya And Other Nigerian Artistes. by Nobody: 7:41am On Dec 24, 2013 |
I remember when R2bees performed on the grand finale of Project Fame S6........pure bvllsh1t! |
Re: An Open Letter To D’banj, Wizkid, Inyanya And Other Nigerian Artistes. by Dygeasy(m): 8:57am On Dec 24, 2013 |
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Re: An Open Letter To D’banj, Wizkid, Inyanya And Other Nigerian Artistes. by akraym(m): 11:19pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
Dygeasy: First to comment. Dancing alingo, skelewu and azontoguy I catch you. @OP nice copy and paste article |
Re: An Open Letter To D’banj, Wizkid, Inyanya And Other Nigerian Artistes. by Dygeasy(m): 10:05pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
akraym: guy I catch you. @OP nice copy and paste articleWhy Evilz Nau? I Offend You Before? |
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