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Akpos Bomb Scare by NicheNaija: 10:56am On Dec 26, 2013
Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of
traffic Officials for driving on the BRT Lane
reserved for commercial passenger buses.
His car was fined 5,000 Naira.
After begging and pleading for thirty
minutes, the traffic Officials refused to
release the car.
Akpos asked: Okay. May I know where you
are towing my car to?
One of the traffic Officials replied; We are
taking it to Alausa.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!….Akpos laughed out loudly.
All the trafic Officials were surprised and
paid attention to him, wanting to know
why he was laughing.
Immediately, Akpos brought out his phone
and started speaking” Good morning,
Alhaji. No sir! In less than 30 Minutes it will
explode!. The car has been arrested. Only 5
out of those new bombs are inside the car.
They are taking the car to the targeted
destination, Alausa! I’m coming back to
Maiduguri alive now. Thank you, sir. Greet
other faithful for me.
Akpos rounded off his imaginary call and
looked around, not even one traffic official
was in sight. He simply entered his car and
sped off.
Source:www.spiceng.

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