satowind: My people. Kedu ka unu mere. Calabar carnival tins.

satowind: My people. Kedu ka unu mere. Calabar carnival tins.

lol.. this guy needs a crew..

mazizi tonene: I like this

End time appliances

deejay_harry1: and people keep saying android will soon fall off... lol..i always say, not when google is around

Decryptor: LG better not introduce this kind of tech on microwave ovens cos if they do, we will witness moments where someone sends and sms via MTN to the microwave machine to switch off itself after a pre-determined time. Don't ask me what will happen

Dannylux:


Google is simply too wonderful.

Bossforeva: [CLICK] Please Is it true that Obasanjo invented it? .

krugar07: really? cuz phones are getting slimmer n smarter while people are getting fatter and more stup¡d

akereconfi: that means the appliances needs to be connected to a network. Very soon u will hear guys subscribing Airtel BIS for their FRIDGE and Microwave

3coins: wen will africa becm advanced anof to cm up wiv
stuffs like diz?

Leopantro: here's what you can use your phone to do

1) Read Texts in Car
Reads texts out loud, but
only while I'm driving
2) Efficient Charge
When plugged to a power
source, the brightness is
turned down, the screen
timeout is shortened, wifi
is turned off, and mobile
data is turned off. These
settings are returned to
normal as soon as the
phone is unplugged.
3) Heading Home Text
Created a home screen
button that, when
pressed, automatically
tells my wife I'm heading
home. There's also a
screen popup that tells
me the text went through
as a voice confirms my
text was sent.
4) At Home Text
Once my phone detects
my home's wifi, it texts
my wife that I'm home.
But only on workdays, at
the specified time range I
would normally arrive
home (not just every time
it detects my wifi).
There's also a screen
popup that tells me the
text went through as a
voice confirms my text
was sent.
5) Caller ID Ring
Replaced my ringtone
with a voice that a)
identifies the caller if
they're in my contacts or
b) tells me it's an
unknown number if
they're not in my
contacts (It also silences
when the phone is on the
appropriate silent mode)
6) Break-In Report
I'm very proud of this
one. If someone fails to
unlock my phone three
times, it secretly
photographs them, turns
on location services,
attaches the photo to an
email, sends me the
information along with its
GPS/wifi locations, the
name of the last detected
wifi network, and the
phone's battery level. All
whilst the phone is
locked.
I also use Tasker in
conjunction with the beta
app utter! for nearly
complete voice control of
the phone. It also means
that any words spoken
from the phone are
spoken in the new,
smooth voice of the new
Jelly Bean voice search.

how to use tasker

www.lifehacker.com/5930652/unleash-the-power-of-android-with-these-automated-apps

satowind: My people. Kedu ka unu mere. Calabar carnival tins.

curiouslad:

When People like you stop murdering English language in broad day light

SimonAndal:
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I like you! Can I forcefully have carnal knowledge of you?

GAY ALERT

krugar07: really? cuz phones are getting slimmer n smarter while people are getting fatter and more stup¡d

p.guyokec:
Is it bad to book space I just book this one

aspiliqueta:
which phone is that i kinda like it

Opiosko: U might still forget to send the text, Hitech does not make a dumbass smarter. My 1kobo

Decryptor: LG better not introduce this kind of tech on microwave ovens cos if they do, we will witness moments where someone sends and sms via MTN to the microwave machine to switch off itself after a pre-determined time. Don't ask me what will happen

akereconfi: that means the appliances needs to be connected to a network. Very soon u will hear guys subscribing Airtel BIS for their FRIDGE and Microwave

3coins: wen will africa becm advanced anof to cm up wiv
stuffs like diz?

Brainrex: One day

Turbocharged:


Stop decieving urself, we are not getting there in any way or any one day. If in this 21st century the so called leaders are still jumping from one APC to PDP' PDP to CPC, CPC to ANPP, ANPP to APGA (congregations of visionless and thiefing bandits), and the youths [graduates and undergraduates for that matter] are busy defending them, discussing Tonto and Omotola who wore it better; Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba