years ago, way back in the village, four of us went to an open space to shit. unfortunately we were caught by the man who owns that plot of land, one ex-soldier, notorious for his use of ''koboko''[horsewhip] on children. we were lined up for punishment, trembling as if about to be killed. the man took a second look and decided that two of the sh**ts were far off enough so the owners will be spared. he now commanded us to go stand next to our sh**ts. that was when the real ''scramble for Africa'' began as we four all lay claim to the two ''safe sh**ts'' to avoid his koboko. its an event i cannot help to laugh about each time i remember it- even now!

lol. . . .

did it happen 4 real?

Anywyz. . . 9ce 1!!!

Moyola:

lol. . . .

did it happen 4 real?

Anywyz. . . 9ce 1!!!

oh yea! it did, the man himself could not help but smile and thereafter told to go and s(in)h**t there no more!
do i get my welcom to forum from you now, or do i still wait like a weight-lifter?

newdeal:

oh yea! it did, the man himself could not help but smile and thereafter told to go and s(in)h**t there no more!
do i get my welcom to forum from you now, or do i still wait like a weight-lifter?

u welcum!!!

u satisfied?!

guy, why da hell will u scramble for sh*t.?

9yze joke

@moyola

yyyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhh! txs

lol

Holy shit, people contesting to own shit?

Shit contest

Can't stop laughing

cool

sometimes, some things we discard in life are worth fighting for afteral!

sunej:

Shit contest

please do not
kill me hahaha

newdeal
pls talk true.na which of the shits come be ur own among them?

@spenchuks
na de one wey dey scent like gucci! no mind d other 2 boys, dem just dey jealous me :

@poster
now dats wat am talking abt

@poster
9ice one


But the man is supposed to ask you to taste your shit to really know who
owns which.

Hey guys, ituen, gabrywyl,showbobo and princesa neva reach here,
I'm sure they will soon come.

no be today newdeal start to dey mess (shit) around i don know m tey tey

na today?

Na wa o, people scrambling for SHIT? Supposing somebody fall inside those shit nko?

Anyway, it tells u that everything in life at one time or the other becomes important.

@chioya,
i dey hail you!

@pappyshoes
no worry, i go introduce you to the man as a professional sh*t taster

@spechuchuks and infobaba,
why you wan make i reveal your names here? no be una two sh*ts wey no park well cause the whole wahala!

I use leaf cover my own shit, u don 4get?

@infobaba
no mind am. na the stench of his sh*t wey attract the man.
u remember say he chop beans that day, the thing come turn
im belle

@newdeal
next time chop beta food before sh*ting

@ spenchuks

Yea, na the poster's shit ooze pass, mayb n watin attract the man self

u know say don sh*t sh*t, so tey their toilet full
na im make am dey go for bush and uncompleted buildings

PML, very funny welcome to the nairaland New Deal

@ infobaba and spenchuks:
if no be say i be christian, i for call the man come this forum make he expose una nyash for the whole world!

@ ebonyi, thank you my sista, kedu?

u know say if i call ur real name all those people wey u don shit for their building go trace u come here.
so be careful or else i go expose u.

ur shit file don dey there tey tey. Ribadu was removed just because he failed to treat ur shit file.
i know the new madam will learn from Ribadu's mistakes, so dont think ur shit saga is over

shit is good