Blackeard: A pun is a word that means more than one thing

and this is a poem, like a song you don’t sing

I am trying my best to write one about both

and weather it’s good I can’t give you my oath

but I’ll do my best to make sure its well explained

to be a good conductor you must first be trained

when I say trained what does that mean to you

a way of learning, or a moving choo choo

now there you go, and wasn’t that fun

there is no right answer cuz that there's a pun

now I'll ramble off a few that I can think of off hand

so listen up closely and see if you understand

to deliver all those presents at Christmas, Santa must truly be gifted

when I finish working out at the gym I feel like a huge weight has been lifted

my deodorant asked if it could make a pit stop and I said sure no sweat

I chose to learn the piano over the guitar and I don’t even fret it

I would learn how to juggle but, I’m afraid things will get out of hand

when it comes to Apple maps, I’m not really sure where I stand

hemorrhoids are a real pain in the ass

and people who drop out of school have no principals or class

when I told my friend she was a terrible gymnast she totally flipped

and I couldn’t come up with a joke on the fly when her pants were unzipped

the cow who couldn’t produce milk was an udder disgrace

and I’m sorry for this one, I’m about to bash a whole race

to hurt anyone’s feelings is not my intent

but the Indy 500 is a boring event

zombies get a very bad wrap I have come to find

and all they really want is a piece of mind

I used to dislike them as well and was a fellow complainer

then decided to join them myself and it was a no brainier

there you go two more puns about the undead

and the fact that they like the brains in your head

lets try for one more in this poem I’m conveying

a mime can drive a real car, but that goes without saying

now of course he doesn’t talk as he drives away

and obviousness is the second thing on display

so once again it’s a phrase that means more than one thing

and if its done properly a smile it will bring

if you don’t get a laugh and done it in this fashion

it’s not your fault some people hate puns with a passion

only smart people receive them with delight

the people who don’t are simply not bright

so if you tell one and it does not succeed

you’ve probably told it to a stupid inbreed

whatever you do don’t let them make you quit

keep on telling puns and challenge your wit

I think I’ve explained what a pun is quite nicely

and any confusion I hope I’ve cleared up precisely

I know I didn’t explain a poem like I previously said

but simply go back and review the words you just read

miss.terious:

Lawd

zeemoore: Read d first two lines nd dozed off
Can u just summarize d epistle poem?

Blackeard: lol. Ok, the whole poem is about me explaining what a "pun" is. If you already understand puns, u won't have any probs getting on.

zeemoore: I dnt understand puns bhu I know pun . My literature teacher told me pun is play upon words
I av a prob getting on
So, do u mind explaining?

Blackeard: errm I dunno how to explain this (._. ). Where do I start from?

zeemoore: Toor
Bah damoa

zeemoore: it means, no problem, no sh.it, no wahala

zeemoore: Hausa

Blackeard: lmao no kidding?? U speak hausa? I thought u were igbo

zeemoore: omo yoruba ni mi o

zeemoore: Yes

Blackeard: oh ok then. Let them watch, its their time...did u see what I did there??

zeemoore: Did I? No

zeemoore: who cares about wordplay?
Life's f.uck.ing f.uck.ed up
Y stress myself up over a f.uck.ing wordplay?
I'm sorry, I'm not good with words

Blackeard:
A pun is a word that means more than one thing

and this is a poem, like a song you don’t sing

I am trying my best to write one about both

and weather it’s good I can’t give you my oath

but I’ll do my best to make sure its well explained

to be a good conductor you must first be trained

when I say trained what does that mean to you

a way of learning, or a moving choo choo

now there you go, and wasn’t that fun

there is no right answer cuz that there's a pun

now I'll ramble off a few that I can think of off hand

so listen up closely and see if you understand

to deliver all those presents at Christmas, Santa must truly be gifted

when I finish working out at the gym I feel like a huge weight has been lifted

my deodorant asked if it could make a pit stop and I said sure no sweat

I chose to learn the piano over the guitar and I don’t even fret it

I would learn how to juggle but, I’m afraid things will get out of hand

when it comes to Apple maps, I’m not really sure where I stand

hemorrhoids are a real pain in the ass

and people who drop out of school have no principals or class

when I told my friend she was a terrible gymnast she totally flipped

and I couldn’t come up with a joke on the fly when her pants were unzipped

the cow who couldn’t produce milk was an udder disgrace

and I’m sorry for this one, I’m about to bash a whole race

to hurt anyone’s feelings is not my intent

but the Indy 500 is a boring event

zombies get a very bad wrap I have come to find

and all they really want is a piece of mind

I used to dislike them as well and was a fellow complainer

then decided to join them myself and it was a no brainier

there you go two more puns about the undead

and the fact that they like the brains in your head

lets try for one more in this poem I’m conveying

a mime can drive a real car, but that goes without saying

now of course he doesn’t talk as he drives away

and obviousness is the second thing on display

so once again it’s a phrase that means more than one thing

and if its done properly a smile it will bring

if you don’t get a laugh and done it in this fashion

it’s not your fault some people hate puns with a passion

only smart people receive them with delight

the people who don’t are simply not bright

so if you tell one and it does not succeed

you’ve probably told it to a stupid inbreed

whatever you do don’t let them make you quit

keep on telling puns and challenge your wit

I think I’ve explained what a pun is quite nicely

and any confusion I hope I’ve cleared up precisely

I know I didn’t explain a poem like I previously said

but simply go back and review the words you just read

Twaci:
Got lost at the first letter "A", but I refuse to go thru this again.

So I'll just say, more MB to ur phone.

Weldone!

illicit:
WATCHING my MOTHERS WARES... SEASON 3.

Poverty is something impoverished
An idea left unnourished.

Always soaking garri
Will get you dehydrated
For real
Owning no money
The Girls 'got impregnated'
For free

Living beside The Flood BANK
Is non - INTERESTing
Your apetite becomes foul (FOWL)
It would seem to have grown WINGS
Living infront of Cele
I was FED tales (TAILS) of spiritual MATTERs,
But it held (HEAD) no WATER
Cause i get big SPACE
Deep down my Belle

What EXECUTED Remi
Was something we could have MANAGEd
But there was no FUND
No COLLATERAL for DAMAGE.

When Daddy STOPped BREATHING
It was a BREATHTAKING MOMENT
We couldnt pay for Board
Then the Landlady bring Notice.

We get STALL for MARKET at Isolo
We still MOVE and PARK go many PLACES
ODDly i LOST COUNT
EVEN COUNTing my LOSS

I CHANGEd schools
Wether its first,second
Or third TERM
I Didnt go to PARTIES
I wasnt POPULAR
I didnt make NEWS
Cos its not always my TERRAIN
All our friends
Don Ya danu
Like say na end of CAMPAIGN.

P.S
LAWS are ROCKy,
And meant to be BROKEN like the TEN COMMANDMENTS, those who fell on the RIGHTeous side are always BROKE

The Lord is my Sheperd
I am a Black Shieep
Am not RUNNING MOUTH
I just cant DISSgRACE my RACE.

MZdamola:

Go to bed tope

illicit:

cant sleep, Will u sing me a llulaby?

MZdamola:

Lool..
Big baby