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The Most Hilarious Post In The History Of This Section by Zikdik(m): 11:06pm On Dec 28, 2013
Re: Adeboye, Olukoya, Oyedepo,
Oritsajafor, Listen To Christ
Warning & Amend Ur Way
by perilioustime: 1:34pm On
Dec 27
@ highyo, dont bother yourself.
Only the wise will understand
your thread
let me help you. I'm not judging,
it's just an advice
KUMUYI = take your message out
the church and dont keep it to
member alone. And also Check on
the youth of the church, they've
started adopting worldliness into
their life
I love you daddy kumuyi
ADEBOYE i love you too sir
You have laboured so much in
the past. Dont compromise, but
teach member how to live and
practice holiness. Band the use of
ornament, trousers, wedding
ring, attachment. Force the
member to dress like mummy
G.O. Never care if the member
run or stay.
Preach more on hell, rapture,
sanctification, holiness,
restitution and how little mistake
can lead people to hell. I love you
daddy
ORITSAJAFOR, turn away from
politice and live a holy life. I dont
know anything about your
church or member, but the way
your wife dresses contradict the
word of God
OYAKILOME. If what I heard
people saying about your
preaching is true, that drinking
alcholic is not a sin, mastubating
is not a sin, that eternal security
is sure, once saved forever saved,
Stop it if it's true. Those are
Antichrist teaching.
Remove that Jerry coil of yours
Band wearing of trousers for
ladies
Band use of attachments
Band the use of women leading
a church
Cancel head opening for female
in church
then preach holiness
OKOTIE = Ah Uncle, stop the use
of Big-Big grammer in the church
so that illitrate too can come
go back to your first wife you
divorce if what I heard is true
chase away the new wife
(Mal2:16) God said I hate divorce.
Even is she's a witch
turn away from politice and do
what the lord has given you
follow the above instruction
given to your brother
T.B. JOSHUA. Uncle I hold nothing
against you. But this, preach
more of holiness. That's what the
lord require.
Seek no help from anywhere but
from God and God alone.
If you have any secret sins,
confess it and dont be ashame.
T.D JAKE. I dont know oo but may
be you should Turn away from
worldliness and teach holiness.
DUKAR WILLIAM
BILLY GRAHAM
CREFLO DOLLAR
LAZARUS MOUKA.
D. MIYERIJESU= renounce that
name bishop of the world
MADAM IDHAOZAR.
That was quoted from a thread by Highyo (another pathetic comedian). I really feel pity for the above poster. Hell is a better option than a severe case of schizophrenia, IMO. Do share your thoughts.
Re: The Most Hilarious Post In The History Of This Section by lanaVello1(m): 11:22pm On Dec 28, 2013
lmao....I'd comment my reserve later grin grin
Re: The Most Hilarious Post In The History Of This Section by Coldfeet(f): 11:27pm On Dec 28, 2013
Na wa o! Is that poster okay? See dissection shocked anyways God is watching.
Re: The Most Hilarious Post In The History Of This Section by lanaVello1(m): 12:52am On Dec 29, 2013
Coldfeet: Na wa o! Is that poster okay?
I could say the same about your moniker grin
yu live in the north pole? grin

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