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The Most Hilarious Post In The History Of This Section by Zikdik(m): 11:06pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Re: Adeboye, Olukoya, Oyedepo, Oritsajafor, Listen To Christ Warning & Amend Ur Way by perilioustime: 1:34pm On Dec 27 @ highyo, dont bother yourself. Only the wise will understand your thread let me help you. I'm not judging, it's just an advice KUMUYI = take your message out the church and dont keep it to member alone. And also Check on the youth of the church, they've started adopting worldliness into their life I love you daddy kumuyi ADEBOYE i love you too sir You have laboured so much in the past. Dont compromise, but teach member how to live and practice holiness. Band the use of ornament, trousers, wedding ring, attachment. Force the member to dress like mummy G.O. Never care if the member run or stay. Preach more on hell, rapture, sanctification, holiness, restitution and how little mistake can lead people to hell. I love you daddy ORITSAJAFOR, turn away from politice and live a holy life. I dont know anything about your church or member, but the way your wife dresses contradict the word of God OYAKILOME. If what I heard people saying about your preaching is true, that drinking alcholic is not a sin, mastubating is not a sin, that eternal security is sure, once saved forever saved, Stop it if it's true. Those are Antichrist teaching. Remove that Jerry coil of yours Band wearing of trousers for ladies Band use of attachments Band the use of women leading a church Cancel head opening for female in church then preach holiness OKOTIE = Ah Uncle, stop the use of Big-Big grammer in the church so that illitrate too can come go back to your first wife you divorce if what I heard is true chase away the new wife (Mal2:16) God said I hate divorce. Even is she's a witch turn away from politice and do what the lord has given you follow the above instruction given to your brother T.B. JOSHUA. Uncle I hold nothing against you. But this, preach more of holiness. That's what the lord require. Seek no help from anywhere but from God and God alone. If you have any secret sins, confess it and dont be ashame. T.D JAKE. I dont know oo but may be you should Turn away from worldliness and teach holiness. DUKAR WILLIAM BILLY GRAHAM CREFLO DOLLAR LAZARUS MOUKA. D. MIYERIJESU= renounce that name bishop of the world MADAM IDHAOZAR. That was quoted from a thread by Highyo (another pathetic comedian). I really feel pity for the above poster. Hell is a better option than a severe case of schizophrenia, IMO. Do share your thoughts. |
Re: The Most Hilarious Post In The History Of This Section by lanaVello1(m): 11:22pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
lmao....I'd comment my reserve later |
Re: The Most Hilarious Post In The History Of This Section by Coldfeet(f): 11:27pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Na wa o! Is that poster okay? See dissection anyways God is watching. |
Re: The Most Hilarious Post In The History Of This Section by lanaVello1(m): 12:52am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Coldfeet: Na wa o! Is that poster okay?I could say the same about your moniker yu live in the north pole? 1 Like |
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