DIS WORLD SEF
• U collect babe number u use
"chick" store em. Shey en
mama na fowl?
• U buy suya ur woman chop
all the meat finish u con dey
smile dey chop the onion, u be
vegetarian?/
• U dey wit ur guy & u dey
recieve diff kinds of phone
calls every 5 min, yet u dey
claim say u no dey cheat on ur
guy. My sista, u be MTN
customer care agent?=)]
• U ask a girl for what she
wants, she tells you money
and you are angry. Were you
expecting her to say wisdom &
understanding?!-)
• U dey carry ur girlfriend go
club, after U̶̲̥̅̊ marry her finish U̶̲̥̅̊
want stop her frm goin to club.
My broda U̶̲̥̅̊ think say miracle
fit happen?:x
• Ur mates pay complete fare,
sit down comfortably 4 bus, u
pay half dey stand n smile.
Bros u b usher?8-|
• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich
man u say she b golddiga bt ur
sister do d same to anoda guy,
u giv testimony for Church, sey
na grace of God. Bros park
well>:/
• Since last 2 weeks, PHCN
never remember ur street n
una no get common Tiger gen,
yet u come my house still dey
borrow Jackie Chan film from
me...bros na PHCN office u wan go watch am?>=)
• Yo babe get F9 parallel for
WAEC, she still dey ask for
Brazilian Hair of #150.000 .
Were she wan fix am?, ontop
that coconut head?X-o
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch
marks scattered all ova ur body
yet u still want a tattoo...ah!
my friend u be zebra
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com
wear 6 inches high heel
shoe...se u wan whisper to
God?||
• U dey snap inside different
type of cars yet u expect ur
man to believe u are not
cheatin..aunty, u be
mechanic?:|
• U gather different gals
picture for ur fone & yet u
xpect ur gal to believe u are
not cheatin.. uncle, u be
photographer? *pic*8-|
• He gave u an engagement
ring for over five years, e
never marry u, my dear u be
lord of d rings?:]xx
oya add ur own

u try small.....5.5/10.......kool