lepasharon: My underwear is a sight to behold I wash it with pride fuucckk yall niggas

if your underwear is like your forehead.... i would rather be blind.... see as ur forehead b lyk wetin dog chop remain...

Cykik: Like guys own are not worst. But you know what, yall can

abeg! No come here com dey share STI's.... ''Kiss ur ass'' For what?
Dem no even fit calculate d amount of micro-organisms wey dey seek asylum there...
Some sef be refugees

Op! U are right to some extent, but u dint give d hint for a responsible guy, u n I knw fully well ders no toilet for fart n also washing her undies in not also a problem handling dem carelessly is d problem n eating too is not a problem. Der are much more to say but after revealing all dis secret be ready for dos pester.

GentleMimi:
Yes ooo,in showcasing ur kolomental status...i'll happily allow u win.

see ehn

Skyda_D_Great:
abeg! No come here com dey share STI's.... ''Kiss ur ass'' For what?
Dem no even fit calculate d amount of micro-organisms wey dey seek asylum there...
Some sef be refugees

FATALITY LMAO

Tinubu:
if your underwear is like your forehead.... i would rather be blind.... see as ur forehead b lyk wetin dog chop remain...

According to deejayharry1...Why evulz

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

u r sure u dnt hate it wen gurls breathe in ur presence?

LadyH: u r sure u dnt hate it wen gurls breathe in ur presence?

No ma'am. I don't.

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

Pls, bikonu, sorry to ask o, i don't mean any bad o, Are you gay?

Cykik: Like guys own are not worst. But you know what, yall can

pls where is the ass? The only ass u have is in ur mouth, that's why ur talking shit -__-

Waspy: Pls, bikonu, sorry to ask o, i don't mean any bad o, Are you gay?

lmao. He has to be o

GentleMimi:

CallMeFemi:

Yeah!! Yeah!! Same old points...




Yall should check out ma story in ma signature...

Nd pls don't forget to comments thanks

I'll definitely remember to comments..

Lol, bad girl!

Skyda_D_Great:

Cykik:

Like guys own are not worst. But you know what, yall can

abeg! No come here com dey share STI's.... ''Kiss ur ass'' For what?
Dem no even fit calculate d amount of micro-organisms wey dey seek asylum there...
Some sef be refugees

Chei! I no fit shout....

gbam

Skyda_D_Great:
abeg! No come here com dey share STI's.... ''Kiss ur ass'' For what?
Dem no even fit calculate d amount of micro-organisms wey dey seek asylum there...
Some sef be refugees

ITS FUNNY BUT I FORGOT TO LAUGH

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

guy ur case is with God. I refer u to a horsepital, but neigh, u're an as.s!

Blackeard: guy ur case is with God. I refer u to a horsepital, but neigh, u're an as.s!

Udonminnit? He is an behind?

GentleMimi:
Udonminnit? He is an behind?

its the autocorrect. I meant a.s.s.

Only homos have all these restrictions...

Which one be I hate when a girl chews gum, washes her panties, eats too much, laughs too long, like seriously...





You guys sound like Mitches (Men-Bi!tch)


The only thing I hate is when a girl who has dined with me, had a romantic evening with me, kissed and smooched with me then stops and says: I cant do it with you on the first date.. LIKE WTF!!! WHats the difference between today and tomorrow.. If you can give it up tomorrow, you can give it up today, makes no difference except your coohie is bleeding...

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

Eiyaaaa

Who cares

Cykik: ITS FUNNY BUT I FORGOT TO LAUGH

hey babe! At least Just smile 4 me!
Be happy!
Tell dat goat say if he no carefull he go enter my pot soon

Enegod: Momma told me women don't fart till
they get married... cause they don't have
assholes till then!!!
Does that mean un married women are
full of shīt?

Your mummy can lie oh!

Dyt: Mtchewwwwwwwwww

I guess that is a direct response to the farting part. You have a right to bomb whenever you like right? Easy girl! Pity us

I agree to some and disagree to some and my reasons are summarised in Individual Differences

i hate it when girls wear clothes in my presence or when they breastfeed their babies in public

Na wa o

Andyblaze: [b]
• Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)- Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say
that when a man loves you, he can even wash your
undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty -Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND
FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we're not around, you can laugh and bring
down the roof if you wish.
I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that
she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for the
sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once
your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that
one day you will fight his mother.

• OverSabi attitude - Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.
[/b]

so rubbish like dis can make frontpage? Nairaland is finished

Buh is it cool if you boys do these things?

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

and all of these are happening in ur presence?

Dyt: Mtchewwwwwwwwww

Guilty conscience?