j.tenna:
Nonsense topic! Soon men will tell us not to sh.i.t. Ode op. Abeg grow up guys and face real women!

Skyda_D_Great:
hey babe! At least Just smile 4 me!
Be happy!
Tell dat goat say if he no carefull he go enter my pot soon

GentleMimi:
I dn't have any pikshure..

voltron:

u a real woman.. please define REAL WOMAN 5 attributes of a REAL WOMAN.. i would love to hit on you see how long you last

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...

Juderejoice: If ur girlfrnd cant be herself wen around u, i s that a relationship?
U put rules on what u want and what u dont want, ever asked her if she is comfortable with all your habits
U say u dnt lyk gals dat r so artificial and fake bt with this kind of threads what xactly do u encorage

Dannylux: I hate it when a girl breathes in my presence, like can't you hold your breath for just an hour?

Dannylux: I hate it when a girl breathes in my presence, like can't you hold your breath for just an hour?

Andyblaze: [b]
• Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)- Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say
that when a man loves you, he can even wash your
undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty -Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND
FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we're not around, you can laugh and bring
down the roof if you wish.
I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that
she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for the
sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once
your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that
one day you will fight his mother.

• OverSabi attitude - Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.
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thymedcurry: Actually, you do need to speak for yourself. All the things you mentioned might be a turn on for another man. Some guys consider prim and proper ladies as boring.

Btw...if you don't like your girl washing her underwear in your presence, why not walk away.

Cykik: ;Dstill not funny

Dannylux: I hate it when a girl breathes in my presence, like can't you hold your breath for just an hour?

SELENAqueensy: Am guilty of numba one and four

Dannylux: I hate it when a girl breathes in my presence, like can't you hold your breath for just an hour?

Skyda_D_Great:
okay babe! Today is new year eve! Nd its not right to make enemies!
Xo abeg no vex for all d tin wey i talk! I bin dey joke.
Dont be annoyed!

Cykik: do you want me to do this, same to you.[new year eve]

Andyblaze: [b]
• Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)- Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say
that when a man loves you, he can even wash your
undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty -Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND
FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we're not around, you can laugh and bring
down the roof if you wish.
I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that
she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for the
sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once
your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that
one day you will fight his mother.

• OverSabi attitude - Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.
[/b]

IYA NGBALI: can I borrow you my prik-shore

Donalð Genes: Stereotypical of Andyblaze kind of ludicrous Thread. Naija Girls don suffer