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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Adex097: 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2014
LMAO...yuzedo yaf killed me finish.....buhahahahaha
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by swhiss: 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2014
Black Swan:

I dey tell you. I don't know how this meaningless topic got so many likes.
you are not up to his level of comedy

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by nemesiss: 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2014
Black Swan:
I dey tell you. I don't know how this meaningless topic got so many likes.

its DATABUNDLE and all this cracks,hacks,cheats and low life smart phones thats causing these chinese behaviors
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by BlackSwan: 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2014
nemesiss:

its DATABUNDLE and all this cracks,hacks,cheats and low life smart phones thats causing these chinese behaviors

You forgot to mention low IQ

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2014
yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! angry

lol
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by rioemmanuel(m): 10:27pm On Jan 02, 2014
Nosyke:

*falls down from indomie tree*

Wetin u go do dere self?
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Chinwem(f): 10:31pm On Jan 02, 2014
lol....Official Comedian of Nairaland
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by cool318(m): 10:31pm On Jan 02, 2014
@Black Swan
d Level of deprivation, humiliation & all sorts of inhuman treatment dat abounds in d country leaves nothing but taking solace to COMEDY.
Dats why comedians are rich & home videos strives well.
so dear, bear with d country ok!!
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by phiszo(m): 10:33pm On Jan 02, 2014
Black Swan:

You forgot to mention low IQ
Yuzedo is 100,000 percent intelligent than you.

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by simdam500(m): 10:35pm On Jan 02, 2014
or maybe october will come before june this time
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 02, 2014
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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 02, 2014
grin yeah prophet, Haleluyah. my potatoes are fast becoming potato... follow on twirrer
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by delpee(f): 10:39pm On Jan 02, 2014
Clown! grin grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Mina98(f): 10:43pm On Jan 02, 2014
Hey omo see front page material shocked na you get all this fans. cheesy
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by princessayesha(f): 10:45pm On Jan 02, 2014
Good luck will attend yuzedo and rita's wedding
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by thiefnubu(m): 10:47pm On Jan 02, 2014
Black Swan:

You forgot to mention low IQ

And your high IQ hasnt helped you win over your intending mother-in-law's heart.... you had to creat a thread on it seeking advice from folks with "low IQ"... mstchewwwww

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nostradamus: 10:49pm On Jan 02, 2014
I NOSTRADAMUS the great seer peep into the future,lo & behold chief sweetus is right on point
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by swhiss: 10:49pm On Jan 02, 2014
Black Swan:

You forgot to mention low IQ
cool318: @Black Swan
d Level of deprivation, humiliation & all sorts of inhuman treatment dat abounds in d country leaves nothing but taking solace to COMEDY.
Dats why comedians are rich & home videos strives well.
so dear, bear with d country ok!!


as yuzedo rightly prophesied: "haters will hate"

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by denony(m): 10:51pm On Jan 02, 2014
YUSEDO, YUSEDO, YUSEDO, HOW MANY TIMES DID I CALL U?

HAVE SOME BRAIN IN THAT UR THIN SKULL. grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by deols(f): 11:03pm On Jan 02, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin

ayaf laugh tire!!
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by awodman: 11:10pm On Jan 02, 2014
Chief sweetus yaff kill me with laughter oooo. cheesycheesy grin grin

Chief how is your neighbor in Banana island Alika Dangote...ur man don join twitter ooo
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 11:10pm On Jan 02, 2014
The prophet has prophesied and so it shall be.

As a big fan of prophet Yuzedo, I predict these:

-Goals will be scored.

-Nigeria would be mentioned in the news.

-Some people will be homeless. cry

-People will be registered on NL

-Some people will be sad. sad

-Jollof rice will be cooked.

Doubt the above and you will be doubting prophet Yuzedo of NL. tongue
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by DollyParton1(f): 11:10pm On Jan 02, 2014
Black Swan:

You forgot to mention low IQ

Yuzedo can be anything, but definitely not low IQ, gurl! even if u borrow 20,000 IQs join urs, e no go still reach yuzedo's level.

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by bayulll01(m): 11:11pm On Jan 02, 2014
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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by redsquare(m): 11:13pm On Jan 02, 2014
This guy na real clown. I don laff soteey I fall down from garri tree.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nosyke(m): 11:19pm On Jan 02, 2014
Dolly-Parton:


Yuzedo can be anything, but definitely not low IQ, gurl! even if u borrow 20,000 IQs join urs, e no go still reach yuzedo's level.

Too brutal
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by madjune(m): 11:21pm On Jan 02, 2014
OMG NL HIGH CHIEF YUZEDO, I NEVER KNEW YOU LOVE RITA DOMINIC THIS MUCH. SHE'S ACTUALLY FROM MY HOME TOWN. I WOULD HAVE PUT OUT WORD TO HER...BUT YOU DIDN'T PREDICT- SHE WILL CLOCK ANOTHER YEAR THIS YEAR. OLDER. HMM.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jan 02, 2014
Potatoes will potate? Haba!
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Snoggy(m): 11:23pm On Jan 02, 2014
Black Swan:

You forgot to mention low IQ
Wait! Wait!

Yuzedo? Low IQ? shockedshocked

LMAO! That guy is out of this world.

E be like say na you get low IQ sef undecided

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nosyke(m): 11:23pm On Jan 02, 2014
rioemmanuel:

Wetin u go do dere self?

Na dia I dey see my vision from
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by anitank(f): 11:23pm On Jan 02, 2014
12 and 14 cracked me up real hard grin

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