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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by jplay(m): 11:24pm On Jan 02, 2014
cheiiiii, c prophecies grin grin grin grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by sniperwolf(m): 11:25pm On Jan 02, 2014
I prophesy that the world cup will be played this year
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by rattlesnake(m): 11:27pm On Jan 02, 2014
Snoggy: Wait! Wait!
Yuzedo? Low IQ? shockedshocked
LMAO! That guy is out of this world.
E be like say na you get low IQ sef undecided
mumu she is not referring to tuxedos IQ but y'all laughing schmucks......

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by victorulo(m): 11:29pm On Jan 02, 2014
oooo chief oyoyo sweetus, tnx 4 mekin ma 2014. Help me greet d heavenlies of banana island...As 4 haters of d High-Chief, go get a lyf n stop tekin lyf so seriously. Plz get bk ur humor as Sweetus may wt ds offer u sm gardenin job in his banana manshun

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by 735i(m): 11:38pm On Jan 02, 2014
Chai!!! Yuzzy ohh!! grin grin grin grin

We gives up cheesy cheesy cheesy

This guy is just awesome!!! See as i dey laugh like mumu for hia....
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Snoggy(m): 11:47pm On Jan 02, 2014
rattlesnake: mumu she is not referring to tuxedos IQ but y'all laughing schmucks......
You're the dullest user on this thread. Stop talking about IQ.

You and black swan are just on the same level. angry

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by BlackSwan: 11:52pm On Jan 02, 2014
rattlesnake: mumu she is not referring to tuxedos IQ but y'all laughing schmucks......

You see what I meant? A very simple statement like that was impossible for them to understand.

Smh

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by redsquare(m): 12:01am On Jan 03, 2014
Black Swan:

You see what I meant? A very simple statement like that was impossible for them to understand.

Smh

Who is this attention seeking biatch? We've all got low IQ, yet you with a Supersonic IQ is on the same thread with us. Why did you even click on this thread if you feel you are way brighter than Bill Gates. A nonentity feeling important. Bleep off!

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 12:11am On Jan 03, 2014
Still can't find the Joke undecided

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 12:31am On Jan 03, 2014
yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! angry


Guy na your prophesy sure pass cheesy
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Qelvin(m): 12:53am On Jan 03, 2014
grin grin grin funny guy
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 1:18am On Jan 03, 2014
Cheif Sweetus Yuzedo!!! Finally you came back to NL grin My hubby is a HUGE fan and does not allow me to rest about your posts. He is always looking forward to any post from you I initiated him to NL but thanks to Cheif Sweetus for making my boo a NL-yuzedopost-addict grin. In fact he calls you Yucuzo i keep correcting him that it's YUZEDO cheesy
I need to sleep no working late in 2014 for me.

xoxo

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 1:39am On Jan 03, 2014
Why do we have much witches on this forum? Do you know that all d females viewing this thread and forum at large at this hour of d night are on their official desk in witchcraft coven? I dont want to start mentioning names. They know themselves but my instincts tell me an exception is "greatgod2012" cos she is on her watch night security post keeping vigilant on Chief Sweetus Yuzedo compound.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 2:35am On Jan 03, 2014
it made frontpage?! shocked
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by biafranqueen: 2:57am On Jan 03, 2014
RedBenson: Why do we have much witches on this forum? Do you know that all d females viewing this thread and forum at large at this hour of d night are on their official desk in witchcraft coven? I dont want to start mentioning names. They know themselves but my instincts tell me an exception is "greatgod2012" cos she is on her watch night security post keeping vigilant on Chief Sweetus Yuzedo compound.
Or maybe in a different time zone because some of us are passing time until the office close and traffic goes dwn. undecided

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Naijamericana: 3:09am On Jan 03, 2014
yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


************************

Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! angry

You should start your own church bro!
grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 3:54am On Jan 03, 2014
biafranqueen: Or maybe in a different time zone because some of us are passing time until the office close and traffic goes dwn.
undecided

Meaning you are not in naija?
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by smd(m): 4:39am On Jan 03, 2014
I can see Some topics dont make front page
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by chiswaggs: 5:59am On Jan 03, 2014
yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! angry
I really hope you know what you are doing.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by yuzedo: 6:15am On Jan 03, 2014
Akaraoku$:
Cheif Sweetus Yuzedo!!! Finally you came back to NL grin My hubby is a HUGE fan and does not allow me to rest about your posts. He is always looking forward to any post from you I initiated him to NL but thanks to Cheif Sweetus for making my boo a NL-yuzedopost-addict grin. In fact he calls you Yucuzo i keep correcting him that it's YUZEDO cheesy
I need to sleep no working late in 2014 for me.

xoxo
Lol! Nwata n'ata akara n'ata ego ya! tongue Special shout-out to your husband.. Tell him Chief Sweetus sends his warmest regards! Tenk. smiley

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by akposking(m): 6:26am On Jan 03, 2014
The choir mistress can now give us a song to wild this prophecy.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by pragmatistm(m): 6:39am On Jan 03, 2014
Many lolz @ everything and more lolz at "potato will potate".
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by tinuolababy(f): 6:45am On Jan 03, 2014
donphilopus: Yuzedo get fans ooo!


Infact, I always look out for his comment on every topic on Nairaland
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by IAMBREEZY: 7:03am On Jan 03, 2014
Black Swan:

You forgot to mention low IQ
you must be outta ya mind you definately lack IQ angry
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by omusiliyu(m): 7:13am On Jan 03, 2014
Everybody just they prophecised. How can we kno the true and real prophecy
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 7:29am On Jan 03, 2014
High chief daddy doctor oluwasweetus atutupoyoyo yuzedo of the bAnaNa icElaND manshawn.. You just have a way of making my day.. Happy new year sir. Tenk and God bless cheesy grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by SHAAWA: 7:33am On Jan 03, 2014
The only most sensible prediction that I have
read on Nairaland. Some people are not finding it funny, why should
something this serious be regarded funny?
we have started seeing the manifestation of the haters will hate. For
those that have ears let them hear! Okija Juju and Pagan Naija any news from
the shrines?

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by eaglechild: 7:35am On Jan 03, 2014
grin grin grin grin
Potatoes will potate.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by donphilopus: 7:52am On Jan 03, 2014
tinuolababy:


Infact, I always look out for his comment on every topic on Nairaland
And, he's always getting "likes".
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by SHAAWA: 7:59am On Jan 03, 2014
grab phone dialled Mama deborah's no. in Jos.
Me: Mama D pls keep that plot of land for me, I am coming to plant
potatoes. Heard from a reliable source that this year ''potato will
potate''

(Panting)Thank you Chief for the info na so person for just miss opportunity.

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 8:00am On Jan 03, 2014
Dats Aboki Yuzedo for u.....
Potatoes will potato meaningless
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Forwetinnah: 8:24am On Jan 03, 2014
Chai Chai Chai..Nairaland shaa! grin

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