bellong:


Hmm..... You are showing Mushin side of you bah..

Mummy in Isreal no reach for her... Mummy "gbogbo aiye", sounds better

Don't ask me jamb kweshun o. O ti ye mummy ...............na TV01 coin the appellation on another thread.

naijababe:


Don't ask me jamb kweshun o. O ti ye mummy ...............na TV01 coin the appellation on another thread.

oh ok... I have been MIA for long in this part of Nairaland world... Mama ni Isreali, e ku ro le ma in Naijababe's voice

TV01, how does Mother-in-Zion sound for Grandma Tearoses?. I think it would fit perfectly.

naijababe:


It is an emphatic greeting........I can't just say eku'role ma to the our very own mummy in Israel ni. Besides, I am not TV01 or kimoni, I murder English and Yoruba equally so I won't be accused of being partial to English

Emi ati English bawo? You no see the kain epistle wey Damiso type for that thread ni?

Kimoni:


Emi ati English bawo? You no see the kain epistle wey Damiso type for that thread ni?

Me sef see the essay I shock, kon begin wonder if na the same Damiso I know

On your day kimoni, your Engrish pass TV01 own sef, the only Oga you have in that respect is Efe.

naijababe:


Me sef see the essay I shock, kon begin wonder if na the same Damiso I know

the thing pass essay o, e reach Phd thesis. How person go go work, do bricklayer work finish, come dey type that kain thing? I hail Damiso walahi

On your day kimoni, your Engrish pass TV01 own sef, the only Oga you have in that respect is Efe.

lol...no day like that naijababe. In my Ijebu accent, "ee se mi"

Kimoni:


the thing pass essay o, e reach Phd thesis.



lol...no day like that naijababe. In my Ijebu accent, "ee se mi"

What part of Ijebu are you from?

bellong:


What part of Ijebu are you from?

Lol...why do you ask? The correct Ijebu.

Said it severally on this forum though.

Kimoni:


Lol...why do you ask? The correct Ijebu.

Said it severally on this forum though.

Which one is correct Ijebu?

The jazz type?

I am getting old, I don't remember some things...

Kimoni:


the thing pass essay o, e reach Phd thesis. How person go go work, do bricklayer work finish, come dey type that kain thing? I hail Damiso walahi



lol...no day like that naijababe. In my Ijebu accent, "ee se mi"

Yeah right! The next time I stumble on your essay, I will remind you of this moment.

BTW, I am looking for someone who is working as a financial planner and has done some of the professional exams. I want to go the short-cut route.

bellong:


Which one is correct Ijebu?
The jazz type?
I am getting old, I don't remember some things...

Agbonmagbe

Kimoni:


Agbonmagbe

There's no ijebu by the sea na except Ijebu-Epes

naijababe:


Yeah right! The next time I stumble on your essay, I will remind you of this moment.

BTW, I am looking for someone who is working as a financial planner and has done some of the professional exams. I want to go the short-cut route.

You wanna write the exam or hire a planner?

bellong:


There's no ijebu by the sea na except Ijebu-Epes

You didn't get it.

Another one: the only Ijebus' that originated from a country in South America and still share the name with them but with a slight modification.

Kimoni:

Lol...why do you ask? The correct Ijebu.
Said it severally on this forum though.

That's Ijebu Ayepe na.

Kimoni:


You wanna write the exam or hire a planner?

Write exams and I have an ambitious plan; level 7/chartership in 6-8 months.

Timbuktou:


That's Ijebu Ayepe na.

Wrong answer

naijababe:


Write exams and I have an ambitious plan; level 7/chartership in 6-8 months.

You wan thief am ni?

CFA - the most prestigious of them all

Level 1 - written twice a year
Level 2 - once a year
Level 3 - once a year

You become a CFA charter holder and start swimming in "ego"

But waa kawe mehhn

Kimoni:

Wrong answer

. My in-laws are from Ayepe. That's the only Ijebu clan I recognise. .

Timbuktou:


. My in-laws are from Ayepe. That's the only Ijebu clan I recognise. .

No wonder. Lots and lots of Ijebu towns o

Have you tried on Ayepe lace?

Kimoni:


No wonder. Lots and lots of Ijebu towns o

Have you tried on Ayepe lace?

Lace, as in, cloth material? I hate that thing with a passion. I never try am o, I no even know say dem get their own lace sef.

Timbuktou:


Lace, as in, cloth material? I hate that thing with a passion. I never try am o, I no even know say dem get their own lace sef.

There used to be a lace factory in Ayepe. Not sure if it's still in operation though. Na Swiss naija dey wear now.

You don't like lace like Alao Akala? Ibadan men dey wear lace well well o, with big big hole sef

Kimoni:


There used to be a lace factory in Ayepe. Not sure if it's still in operation though. Na Swiss naija dey wear now.

You don't like lace like Alao Akala? Ibadan men dey wear lace well well o, with big big hole sef

Alao Akala that uses Tura? Tufiakwa. I've never understood the lace love. The cloth looks vulgar to me.

Didn't know about the factory, though, what do you think happened to it? Mismanagement or poor sales?

Kimoni:


You wan thief am ni?

CFA - the most prestigious of them all

Level 1 - written twice a year
Level 2 - once a year
Level 3 - once a year

You become a CFA charter holder and start swimming in "ego"

But waa kawe mehhn

Kimoni, you are mixing 'em up, only the narrative exams are done certain times of the year. The CBT and essay exams have good availability through the year, worst case I will carry myself to England to do 'em. Level 2-3 have about 80 hours recommended study time, I can do each in a fortnight, the hard grind seem to start from level 4.

http://www.cisi.org/cisiweb2/cisi-website/study-with-us/getting-started/exam-dates

I am not afraid of reading jare, Buahrinomics don dey affect oyel workers. I want to collect voluntary redundancy and waka into another industry where I can really swim money. Na only mouth dem get for 'oyel' industry. Those finance pipu be proper money ritualists, I dont know who send me go engineering side sef

Kimoni:


There used to be a lace factory in Ayepe. Not sure if it's still in operation though. Na Swiss naija dey wear now.

You don't like lace like Alao Akala? Ibadan men dey wear lace well well o, with big big hole sef

It was "Sokas lace" formed from the names of the two owners Sokale and Kassim.

Like other textile companies, they couldn't survive due to the crazy cost of doing"manufacturing business" in Nigeria.

Iperu people does not consider themselves as Ijebus but Remo. Just like a Fulani doesn't see himself as Hausa.

You don't even know your root...

naijababe:


Kimoni, you are mixing 'em up, only the narrative exams are certain types of the year. The CBT and essay exams have good availability through the year, worst case I will carry myself to England to 'em. Level 2-3 have about 80 hours recommended study time, I can do each in a fortnight, the hard grind seem to start from level 4.

http://www.cisi.org/cisiweb2/cisi-website/study-with-us/getting-started/exam-dates

I am not afraid of reading jare, Buahrinomics don dey affect oyel workers. I want to collect voluntary redundancy and waka into another industry where I can really swim money. Na only mouth dem get for 'oyel' industry. Those finance be proper money ritualists, I dont know who send me go engineering side sef

No vex, I realized the mix-up after I posted but I don't really know about CISI. You no go get time for NL when you start o

No be Buhari affect una oyel lol, na Putin vs Obama fight cause am and the end is not even in sight. God help us.

Voluntary redundancy is not for the faint hearted o though I know the money can be very tempting. Again, these exams are very expensive and funding them from pension won't be my first choice. Do you intend writing the exams after you leave or during your stay?

bellong:


It was "Sokas lace" formed from the names of the two owners Sokale and Kassim.

Like other textile companies, they couldn't survive due to the crazy cost of doing"manufacturing business" in Nigeria.

Iperu people does not consider themselves as Ijebus but Remo. Just like a Fulani doesn't see himself as Hausa.

You don't even know your root...

the gods have lied to you.

Kimoni:


the gods have lied to you.

Abomination... The gods don't lie...

I know because my mum is from that axis..

It is why the first class king of that region is the Akarigbo with the title Akarigbo of Remoland.

I think ode-remo's king has been upgraded too.

Towns under Remo

Iperu, Ipaara, Sagamu , Isaara, Ode, Sapaade, etc..


This is culture and history 101

bellong:


Abomination... The gods don't lie...

I know because my mum is from that axis..

It is why the first class king of that region is the Akarigbo with the title Akarigbo of Remoland.

I think ode-remo's king has been upgraded too.

Towns under Remo

Iperu, Ipaara, Sagamu , Isaara, Ode, Sapaade, etc..


This is culture and history 101

And the gods keep lying

He is not Akarigbo of Remoland, he is Akarigbo of Sagamu

He doesn't rule over Remoland...just like Awujale does not rule over Ijebuland

No Ijebu man or woman is a push over...ask Mum

Kimoni:


And the gods keep lying

He is not Akarigbo of Remoland, he is Akarigbo of Sagamu

He doesn't rule over Remoland...just like Awujale does not rule over Ijebuland

No Ijebu man or woman is a push over...ask Mum

You need to get a refund from your Yoruba teacher.

If not for "modernity"

Awujale leads the Ijebus, other kings are baale while Akarigbo leads the Remo.

The summary of this sermon is Ijebu is different from Remo.
The dialect/accent different.

Kimoni, ayam a sharp naija babe. My employer will.pay about £1k towards any training while the Scottish govt have set aside some funds for transitioners like me, will pay up to £4k towards training for a new skill

I will start the exams as soon as I leave, hopefully, I will have 2&3 wrapped up before YE 2016.

The fact that there is no end in sight is why I am jumping before I am pushed jare. Besides. the future of oil is quite dismal .....Ellon Musk is finally having his day.

bellong:


You need to get a refund from your Yoruba teacher.

If not for "modernity"

Awujale leads the Ijebus, other kings are baale while Akarigbo leads the Remo.

The summary of this sermon is Ijebu is different from Remo.
The dialect/accent different.

Don't make this statement in Remoland. This is why Akarigbo and Awujale no dey ever gree. This is why don't have our own state, we can't agree on the location of the capital - Ijebu Ode Vs Sagamu. Our loss, the Egbas' gain.

Ijebu is not different from Remo. We are one Ijebuland.
The Ijebu language is same but with various modifications according to cities.
Even within Remo, there are slight differences