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Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by gbolakpine(m): 6:48pm On Jan 06, 2014
Sometimes I begin to wonder how great men of God and Allah have sex with their wives. Is it the same way as that of #P0rn movies or there are religious teachings or books educating them on sex positions as annointed Men and Women of God? I wonder if wives of Pastors give heads or they do the *d0Ggy* style during sex.
Am very sure nairalanders will know this...
The questions is, is/are there religious ways of having sex?
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by iamtewwy(m): 6:55pm On Jan 06, 2014
Yes there are holy positions for men of God during sex wit der wife .....the wife lie on d bed wit her tommy facing up and the man of God wud b thrusting from ontop her and there is one dey call *D.O.G.G.Y* STYLe in the lord cheesy
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by gbolakpine(m): 7:00pm On Jan 06, 2014
@iam_tewwy:
Yes there are holy positions for men of God during sex wit der wife .....the wife lie on d bed wit her tommy facing up and the man of God wud b thrusting from ontop her and there is one dey call *D.O.G.G.Y* STYLe in the lord
What does D.O.G.G.Y style in d lord look like?
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by Acidosis(m): 7:09pm On Jan 06, 2014
S£x is not meant for sinners in the first place..

You people only hijacked s£x...


God created s£x for his children. The world hijacked s£x and turned it to something else.





Yes ofcourse, humans will pay for all the attrocities.


S£x itself is religious. What is non-religious about s£x is fornication/adultery.


Its a pity, the devil has turned your heads upside down, to the extent y'all don't even know a thing about the rights and the wrongs, good and bad, white and black.. grin

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Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by DKJaleel: 7:15pm On Jan 06, 2014
gbolakpine:
What does D.O.G.G.Y style in d lord look like?
grin grin the Mummy G.O faces the east while daddy G.O or brova pastor kpekus her from the west, receiving inspiration while facing the north...as for the south, well.,...
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by MissyDivah(f): 7:16pm On Jan 06, 2014
Holy Position: the woman will lie down and the man ontop of her!!!! That's what they call daddy and mummy style...... Lmao!!!
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by Acidosis(m): 7:24pm On Jan 06, 2014
and erm... the mod can help us close this sh¡tty thread...



Babies shouldn't be bothered about how mummy & daddy gave birth to them...

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Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by gbolakpine(m): 8:13pm On Jan 06, 2014
Acidosis: and erm... the mod can help us close this sh¡tty thread...



Babies shouldn't be bothered about how mummy & daddy gave birth to them...

What is doing this wan self...?!
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by Hoii(m): 8:17pm On Jan 06, 2014
DK Jaleel:
grin grin the Mummy G.O faces the east while daddy G.O or brova pastor kpekus her from the west, receiving inspiration while facing the north...as for the south, well.,...
lmao...
Una no go kill person 4 ds NL
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by hustleranthem(m): 8:21pm On Jan 06, 2014
MissyDivah: Holy Position: the woman will lie down and the man ontop of her!!!! That's what they call daddy and mummy style...... Lmao!!!
na true..or wheelbarrow style
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by eunisam: 8:40pm On Jan 06, 2014
why do you wanna know
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by gbolakpine(m): 9:33pm On Jan 06, 2014
Una just dey like say u no knw wetin we dey yarn 4 hia... Am sure non of u guys hia r virgins!
Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by MrCork: 9:38pm On Jan 06, 2014
gbolakpine: Sometimes I begin to wonder how great men of God and Allah have sex with their wives. Is it the same way as that of #P0rn movies or there are religious teachings or books educating them on sex positions as annointed Men and Women of God? I wonder if wives of Pastors give heads or they do the *d0Ggy* style during sex.
Am very sure nairalanders will know this...
The questions is, is/are there religious ways of having sex?

...missionary style is the ChristIan way angry

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Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by MrCork: 9:40pm On Jan 06, 2014
gbolakpine: Sometimes I begin to wonder how great men of God and Allah have sex with their wives. Is it the same way as that of #P0rn movies or there are religious teachings or books educating them on sex positions as annointed Men and Women of God? I wonder if wives of Pastors give heads or they do the *d0Ggy* style during sex.
Am very sure nairalanders will know this...
The questions is, is/are there religious ways of having sex?

...missionary style is the ChristIan way angry

...dooggy style is the devil's way tongue.

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Re: Is/are There Religious Ways Of Having Sex As A Married Couple? by Big4wig(m): 11:29pm On Jan 06, 2014
@iam_tewwy:
Yes there are holy positions for men of God during sex wit der wife .....the wife lie on d bed wit her tommy facing up and the man of God wud b thrusting from ontop her and there is one dey call *D.O.G.G.Y* STYLe in the lord cheesy
becareful of what u say #finish

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