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Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 9:41am On Jan 07, 2014
It is very waa oh! I opened a thread for my NL crush yesterday due to the dream I had where I was having fun with her and I found out that she also had the same dream too. What a co-incident! .. I created the thread only to connect with her--the love of life (Name witheld), my sunshine! But to my surprise, I started receiving different kind of PMs from all the NL babes (runs NL girls) like water from a tap shocked at first I was excited but after like 100 PMs isht started getting boring to me.. Cos even the person I'm trna get her attention hasn't reply my PM but all these aristos just flooded my mailbox with their bullshittt.. "E be like dem dis one think say I be mugu" I laughed as I ignore mostly all the PMs but it keeps coming non-stop.. What the hell!

Girls, first of all, I no be Davido oh, abi una think say I be Dangote pikin? Abeg make una park well. I'm just an average dude trying hussle and get paid live a good life. So if you looking for a mugu kindly hit the next monicker. Although I know some of you girls really wanna have me but, I got my eyes and mind on her, you know who cry I don't wanna cause any rivalry e-fight between you girls ok, so kindly do the needful. Let me be!

@my love kiss, I guess u probly reading this so don't let these boyfriend snatchers take me away cos they sound convincing...I'm waiting for your....you knw what wink holla at your boy cool
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by Dyt(f): 9:51am On Jan 07, 2014
Kids
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by borntobegr8t(m): 9:52am On Jan 07, 2014
Screenshots of the PMs' or it's a lie




No dey give us lamba for here undecided
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by lorialuv(f): 9:52am On Jan 07, 2014
na wa
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by OkikiOluwa1(m): 10:01am On Jan 07, 2014
I can't laff!
Nairaland run girls!
Where dem dey?
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 10:05am On Jan 07, 2014
born_to_be_gr8t: Screenshots of the PMs' or it's a lie




No dey give us lamba for here undecided
confirm! Na wetin go happen be that. cry



Make e no be like say I dey lie!
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by Omexonomy: 10:05am On Jan 07, 2014
How can i take screenshort of my computer
born_to_be_gr8t: Screenshots of the PMs' or it's a lie




No dey give us lamba for here undecided
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by Acidosis(m): 10:09am On Jan 07, 2014
guy do you think all these experimental senseless jokes will get you a girl?

are you a learner?
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by borntobegr8t(m): 10:10am On Jan 07, 2014
experimentist: confirm! Na wetin go happen be that. cry



Make e no be like say I dey lie!
Oya put am there, make I see grin my papa no name me Thomas for nothin grin
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by borntobegr8t(m): 10:12am On Jan 07, 2014
Omexonomy: How can i take screenshort of my computer

U dey learn keke grin
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 10:19am On Jan 07, 2014
born_to_be_gr8t:
Oya put am there, make I see grin my papa no name me Thomas for nothin grin
So ur name na Thomas? I get one friend named Thomas, d guy funny die!
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 10:21am On Jan 07, 2014
Okiki_Oluwa: I can't laff!
Nairaland run girls!
Where dem dey?
Bro aswear dem yapayaski for here cry

I don tire! cry
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 10:24am On Jan 07, 2014
born_to_be_gr8t:

U dey learn keke grin
Teach d guy na, why dey do like dat na! cry


Abi u sef nuh sabi? cry
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by Bilabong(m): 10:26am On Jan 07, 2014
born_to_be_gr8t: Screenshots of the PMs' or it's a lie




No dey give us lamba for here undecided
op show ur emblem.
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by borntobegr8t(m): 10:28am On Jan 07, 2014
experimentist: Teach d guy na, why dey do like dat na! cry


Abi u sef nuh sabi? cry
Guy show us the PMs na? Na wa for u o!
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 10:32am On Jan 07, 2014
born_to_be_gr8t:
Guy show us the PMs na? Na wa for u o!
cool dwn, my phone dey hang cry


Besides, I dey reason say make I no expose these NL runs girls, cos dem plenty oh cry
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by borntobegr8t(m): 10:36am On Jan 07, 2014
experimentist: cool dwn, my phone dey hang cry


Besides, I dey reason say make I no expose these NL runs girls, cos dem plenty oh cry

Expose them joor , no be ashawo dem be? grin
U will even be doin them a favor cos , i fit patronize them too cool
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 10:45am On Jan 07, 2014
born_to_be_gr8t:

Expose them joor , no be ashawo dem be? grin
U will even be doin them a favor cos , i fit patronize them too cool
Kai, na so u bad reach cry

Me abi gentleman o.
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by OkikiOluwa1(m): 2:43pm On Jan 07, 2014
experimentist: Bro aswear dem yapayaski for here cry

I don tire! cry
send me their names via pm.
Lets make it coded.

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Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 4:39pm On Jan 07, 2014
Okiki_Oluwa: send me their names via pm.
Lets make it coded.
bro no do like that na cry

Many of them, after viewing this thread, have begged me not to expose they a'sses.. Month pity them wink
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by OkikiOluwa1(m): 4:51pm On Jan 07, 2014
experimentist: bro no do like that na cry

Many of them, after viewing this thread, have begged me not to expose they a'sses.. Month pity them wink
Koshi lo jor!
Do u tink I ll let dem knw u sent me dr names?
Do u even knw d kind parol I go take enta dem?
Mtcheeew!
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 5:25pm On Jan 07, 2014
Okiki_Oluwa: Koshi lo jor!
Do u tink I ll let dem knw u sent me dr names?
Do u even knw d kind parol I go take enta dem?
Mtcheeew!
cry
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by OkikiOluwa1(m): 5:36pm On Jan 07, 2014
experimentist: :'.
u still get liver 2 dy quote me abi?

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Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 6:10pm On Jan 07, 2014
Okiki_Oluwa:
u still get liver 2 dy quote me abi?
sorry cry
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:23pm On Jan 07, 2014
experimentist: sorry cry
sorry 4 urself
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 8:05pm On Jan 07, 2014
Okiki_Oluwa: sorry 4 urself
Ok cry
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:33pm On Jan 07, 2014
experimentist: Ok cry
u r nt ok!
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by experimentist: 12:53am On Jan 08, 2014
Okiki_Oluwa: u r nt ok!
no! I am.
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:00am On Jan 08, 2014
experimentist: no! I am.
u ain't!
U need food.
Drink garri & groundnut.
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by nnadychuks(m): 9:19am On Jan 08, 2014
wetin he dey feel like now?
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jan 08, 2014
Omexonomy: How can i take screenshort of my computer
There is a key on your keyboard at the top right, ''prt sc'' it means print screen. Just tap the key the paste the screenshot anywhere u want.
Re: Warning: Nairaland Runs Girls Stop Sending Me Pms, I'm Not Rich, Please! by Networkmaster(m): 2:49pm On Jan 08, 2014
THIS BOY NEED SLAP

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