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| Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 3:56pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
The Walton's invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr.Walton was asked what he did for a living. Eight years old Johnny Walton jumped in and said, "Daddy is a fisherman!" To which Mrs.Walton replied, "Johnny, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman." "No mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says 'I just caught another fish'." |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by Jeovy(m): 5:33pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
Correct answer johnny,you have a fisherman dad |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 11:20am On Aug 12, 2008 |
lol, nice joke  |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by MrInfo1(m): 11:17am On Aug 15, 2008 |
Like father like son  |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 11:47am On Aug 15, 2008 |
info u be the papa, ban jay na the son  |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 5:47pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
teacher: if u have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to lola, 3 to nightie and 4 to ibk, den wat will u get? johnny: 3 new girlfriends ma'am |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 5:49pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
lol  no time |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by manickal(m): 6:31pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
i love this johnny of a boy. how i wish he was my son. . . . |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 6:42pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
OMG  |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 10:23am On Aug 20, 2008 |
dnt be suprise yummie, he's trying to adopt d boy already |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by chioya(f): 10:27am On Aug 20, 2008 |
| tufe na johnny papa |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 10:32am On Aug 20, 2008 |
haba chioya, why u go talk like that na. na me talk say i wan adopt am. the kids my tyty has given me is enuff oh. plz, dont pour sand sand inside my garri oh tyty how was ur night now |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by chioya(f): 10:39am On Aug 20, 2008 |
u be jonny papa take am or leave am |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 10:47am On Aug 20, 2008 |
come chioya abeg show . . . .why u dey deny ur pikin for here na. is it becoz i have been covering up for you all this while |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 11:53am On Aug 20, 2008 |
no mind her jare, since she no get motherly kia for d boy, dats y manickal wan adopt am |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 11:54am On Aug 20, 2008 |
@yummie infact, e be like say make morning never come |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 11:55am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Prayers Before Dinner The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!" |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by chioya(f): 11:59am On Aug 20, 2008 |
@tufe nd tyty i go treat una Bleep up soon.  |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by MrInfo1(m): 12:02pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
@ Chioya Abeg, i go enter set o |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by manickal(m): 12:03pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
this my son is so popular. . . .but i'm not. |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 12:10pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
@chioya why u no just do am now na. there;s no need to wait till soon |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 12:12pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
abi o  |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 12:22pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
she don run |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by jaymobb(m): 1:01pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
mama johnny u beta come bak here o |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 6:08pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
yes oh, mama johnny where u dey? |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 11:03am On Aug 21, 2008 |
mama johnny still dey hide |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 11:24am On Aug 21, 2008 |
no mind am. she dey shame for her own pikin |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 1:32pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Pronouns Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns. Johnny: Who, me? Teacher: Very good! |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 1:54pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Johnny: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we! |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by Jeovy(m): 4:34pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
tytylayor you seem to know johnny too well,are you sure he is not related to you ? |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 4:41pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
he's ma best friend's son |
| Re: Little Johnny Again by Jeovy(m): 4:44pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
ok,good to know |
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